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- 1. I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
- 2. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
- 3. God is really creative, I mean... just look at me.
- 4. When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
- 5. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money :-)
- 6. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
- 7. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
- 8. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- 9. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
- 10. I'm jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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- 11. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
- 12. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
- 13. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
- 14. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
- 15. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
- 16. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
- 17. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
- 18. There's always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
- 19. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
- 20. ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
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- 21. I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.
- 22. Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'.
- 23. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
- 24. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
- 25. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
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- 26. Totally available! Please disturb me!
- 27. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
- 28. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
- 29. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
- 30. Not always "Available" Try your Luck...
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- 31. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
- 32. I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
- 33. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status :D
- 34. I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
- 35. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
- 36. Sometimes you succeed... and other times you learn.
- 37. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
- 38. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
- 39. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
- 40. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
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- 41. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
- 42. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
- 43. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
- 44. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
- 45. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
- 46. Save water drink beer.
- 47. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
- 48. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
- 49. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
- 50. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
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- 51. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
- 52. Warning! I know KARATE... And few other oriental words.
- 53. I am so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
- 54. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows I am smoking.
- 55. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
- 56. When nothing goes right! Go left.
- 57. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
- 58. I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.
- 59. I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog.
- 60. When I was born... Devil said, "Oh Shit...! Competition".
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- 61. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
- 62. Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.
- 63. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
- 64. Be a good person, but don't try to prove.
- 65. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
- 66. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
- 67. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
- 68. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
- 69. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
- 70. Silent people have the loudest minds.
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- 71. Born to express not to impress.
- 72. The road to success is always under construction.
- 73. I will win, not immediately but definitely.
- 74. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
- 75. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
- 76. The longer the title the less important the job.
- 77. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
- 78. No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
- 79. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
- 80. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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- 81. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
- 82. Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
- 83. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
- 84. ➽We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control➽
- 85. ➽My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right➽
- 86. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- 87. ➽Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- 88. ➽Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
- 89. ➽Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
- 90. ➽I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
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- 91. ➽If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
- 92. ➽Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
- 93. ➽If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
- 94. ➽I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
- 95. ➽I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
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