Never ask for a hug~ Just take it
Never ask Do U Luv me Say I Luv u
Never say I Can’t live widout u
Say I live 4 u
.
.
You've been trained
Now go & FLIRT !
Midnight Flirting on a Phone
Height of Flirting:-
.
Girl calls a boy:
Girl: Hello baby
.
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!
.
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho........??
.
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!
.
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!
.
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky....
Girl: Pinky...?? Ye pinky kaun hai ??
main to nisha hu!!!
.
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho na....??
.
Boy: Gharwale to satya bulate hain,
lekin wo @galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye hai na....??
.
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi hai…=D :P
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The Height of Flirting
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...
If you see a Falling Star
When the night comes,
look at the sky.
if you see a falling star,
don’t wonder why,
just make @a wish.
trust me it will come true..becoz..
I tried and found u..
Is your Daddy a Terrorist?
Your daddy must be a terrorist
B’coz he made a Bomb like you
We are all Chain Smokers
A Crush is like a cigarette...
Starts off wid a spark,
Ap@pears 2 burn brightly during d middle,
bt finally ends in ashes.
Bt who cares v r all CHAIN SMOKERS..
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You make my Heart burning
The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames and
now you make my heart burn like hell!
Flirting is my Profession
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is dis education....
Flirting is still free
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss @Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don't worry,
flirting is still free.
Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You .
What Are You Doing ?
.
Boy: I Am Texting To The
Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.
.
Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww
. ...... :'( :D :D So Sweet Of You :) :) . . . . .
.
Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texti@ng You..XP
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends
I've been tou@ched by an angel?
Never ask Do U Luv me Say I Luv u
Never say I Can’t live widout u
Say I live 4 u
.
.
You've been trained
Now go & FLIRT !
Midnight Flirting on a Phone
Height of Flirting:-
.
Girl calls a boy:
Girl: Hello baby
.
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!
.
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho........??
.
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!
.
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!
.
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky....
Girl: Pinky...?? Ye pinky kaun hai ??
main to nisha hu!!!
.
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho na....??
.
Boy: Gharwale to satya bulate hain,
lekin wo @galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye hai na....??
.
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi hai…=D :P
Sponsored Links
The Height of Flirting
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...
If you see a Falling Star
When the night comes,
look at the sky.
if you see a falling star,
don’t wonder why,
just make @a wish.
trust me it will come true..becoz..
I tried and found u..
Is your Daddy a Terrorist?
Your daddy must be a terrorist
B’coz he made a Bomb like you
We are all Chain Smokers
A Crush is like a cigarette...
Starts off wid a spark,
Ap@pears 2 burn brightly during d middle,
bt finally ends in ashes.
Bt who cares v r all CHAIN SMOKERS..
Sponsored Links
You make my Heart burning
The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames and
now you make my heart burn like hell!
Flirting is my Profession
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is dis education....
Flirting is still free
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss @Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don't worry,
flirting is still free.
Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You .
What Are You Doing ?
.
Boy: I Am Texting To The
Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.
.
Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww
. ...... :'( :D :D So Sweet Of You :) :) . . . . .
.
Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texti@ng You..XP
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends
I've been tou@ched by an angel?
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