Aapke inte miss call kya baat hai,
Aapke sms b ab din raat hai,
Kabhi kabhi phone b@ kiyaa karo,
Suna hai aapke awaaz mein b khaas baat hai !!!
Aahat see koi aaye toh @lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho !!!
Shadiyo me 3 tarah ke Naachane wale hote hai
To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
Dusre nagin special
Tesre woo jinko @dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya Maata Rani aaye hai !!!
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi !!!
A SINGLE SPOT FOR ALL THE BEST FUNNY SHAYARIS
Aapko kabhi hu@msey khone nahi dengey,
Aapko kabhi khud sey alag hone nahi dengey,
Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey !!!
Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha
Oh God, S@he Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi…
Oh God, She Drinks too…
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es ladke kaa Hai !!!
Arz Kiya Hai..
Ishq Me Zor Nahee Chaltaa,
Gaalib,
Wah.. Wah..!
Ishq Me Zor Nahee Chaltaa,
Gaalib,
Kabz Me B Nahee Chaltaa !!!
HINDI SUPER JOKES BRINGS हिन्दी, ENGLISH, हिंGLISH देसी SMS JOKES & SHER-O-SHAYARI
Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati – Me koi tumse darta hu
Patni – Darte to tum ho,
pahli baar jab tu@m mere ghar aye
the to pure 250 logo ke sath aye the
or mughe dekho me akele chale ayi na !!!
@After great demands from all husbands…..
All new app called “Darr” is launched for Smartphones…
As you just speak….. ‘Wife’…..and it closes all open websites,
hides all chats, shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife’s photo as a wallpaper.
Also, your wife name run as screensaver
When Smartphone screen is idle !!!
Paane K Liye Tujhey Mai Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon;
Pyar Me Tere Ji To Kya,
Mar B Sakta Hoon;
Phir B Tu Na Mili Toh Koi Gam Nahee;
Ye Formula Mai Kisi Doosri Pein Set Kr Sakta Hoon !!!
Papu : papa meri gi@rlfriend Pregnant ho gyi hai
Papu ke papa: Tune ye sb sikha kaha se…..Nalayak…kambakht.
Papu: papa IIN [idea internet network]
yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta hai agar sikhne ki lagan ho to
Aapke sms b ab din raat hai,
Kabhi kabhi phone b@ kiyaa karo,
Suna hai aapke awaaz mein b khaas baat hai !!!
Aahat see koi aaye toh @lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho !!!
Shadiyo me 3 tarah ke Naachane wale hote hai
To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
Dusre nagin special
Tesre woo jinko @dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya Maata Rani aaye hai !!!
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi !!!
A SINGLE SPOT FOR ALL THE BEST FUNNY SHAYARIS
Aapko kabhi hu@msey khone nahi dengey,
Aapko kabhi khud sey alag hone nahi dengey,
Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey !!!
Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha
Oh God, S@he Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi…
Oh God, She Drinks too…
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es ladke kaa Hai !!!
Arz Kiya Hai..
Ishq Me Zor Nahee Chaltaa,
Gaalib,
Wah.. Wah..!
Ishq Me Zor Nahee Chaltaa,
Gaalib,
Kabz Me B Nahee Chaltaa !!!
HINDI SUPER JOKES BRINGS हिन्दी, ENGLISH, हिंGLISH देसी SMS JOKES & SHER-O-SHAYARI
Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati – Me koi tumse darta hu
Patni – Darte to tum ho,
pahli baar jab tu@m mere ghar aye
the to pure 250 logo ke sath aye the
or mughe dekho me akele chale ayi na !!!
@After great demands from all husbands…..
All new app called “Darr” is launched for Smartphones…
As you just speak….. ‘Wife’…..and it closes all open websites,
hides all chats, shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife’s photo as a wallpaper.
Also, your wife name run as screensaver
When Smartphone screen is idle !!!
Paane K Liye Tujhey Mai Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon;
Pyar Me Tere Ji To Kya,
Mar B Sakta Hoon;
Phir B Tu Na Mili Toh Koi Gam Nahee;
Ye Formula Mai Kisi Doosri Pein Set Kr Sakta Hoon !!!
Papu : papa meri gi@rlfriend Pregnant ho gyi hai
Papu ke papa: Tune ye sb sikha kaha se…..Nalayak…kambakht.
Papu: papa IIN [idea internet network]
yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta hai agar sikhne ki lagan ho to
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