➽➽I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants➦➦➦
➦➦Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected➽➽
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. -
➽➽If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
➼➼Bart! With ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love⟾⟾
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up. -
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
➥➤My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells ➼➼like a computer.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. -
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. -
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy
➤➤I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
➤➤Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves➲➲➲
➥➥Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
➤Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else➡➡
➤We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
➤Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
➤Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.
➤I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
➤You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
➤Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
➤Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.
➤True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
➤You're like a sharpie - super fine.
➤Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
➤➤It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
➤➤I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear⤪ because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. -
➦➦Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected➽➽
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. -
➽➽If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
➼➼Bart! With ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love⟾⟾
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up. -
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
➥➤My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells ➼➼like a computer.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. -
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. -
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy
➤➤I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
➤➤Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves➲➲➲
➥➥Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
➤Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else➡➡
➤We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
➤Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
➤Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.
➤I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
➤You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
➤Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
➤Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.
➤True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
➤You're like a sharpie - super fine.
➤Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
➤➤It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
➤➤I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear⤪ because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. -
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