funny whatsapp status Funny2017

1. When I actually die some people are ~going to get really haunted.
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3. (-----)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
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5. (-----)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans t~hen it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
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7. (-----)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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9. (-----)we men want the same thing ~from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
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12. (-----)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
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14. (-----)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
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16. (-----)The only time success comes bef~ore work is in dictionary.
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18. (-----)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
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20. (-----)life is short…smile while yo~u still have teeth.
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22. (-----)Doing nothing is very hard~ thing to do…you never know when to finish.
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24. (-----)light travels faster than so~und…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.         more Cool whatsapp status.
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26. (-----)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
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28. (-----)People say everything~ happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
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30. (-----) 90% of boys hav~e girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
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32. (-----)If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
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34. (-----)I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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36. (-----)The difference be~tween stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.