⧭The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think⬌⬌
⧭⧭How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
⧭⧭Man invented ⬌language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
⧭Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. -
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. -
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close to them.
⬊⬊How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
⬊Chuck Norris is so amazing he can: Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Disarm five criminals in five seconds. With one hand. Slam a revolving door. Make the boogie man scared. Clap with one hand⬌⬌
⧭⧭What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard! -
⧭⧭When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car⬊⬊⬊
Man came down from the tree, then he cut the tree down.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. -
⧭Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves⬌⬌⬌
⧭There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. -
⧭Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
⧭I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. -
⬊⬊I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man.
⬊That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." -
⧭⧭How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
⧭⧭Man invented ⬌language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
⧭Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. -
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. -
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close to them.
⬊⬊How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
⬊Chuck Norris is so amazing he can: Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Disarm five criminals in five seconds. With one hand. Slam a revolving door. Make the boogie man scared. Clap with one hand⬌⬌
⧭⧭What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard! -
⧭⧭When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car⬊⬊⬊
Man came down from the tree, then he cut the tree down.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. -
⧭Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves⬌⬌⬌
⧭There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. -
⧭Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
⧭I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. -
⬊⬊I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man.
⬊That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." -
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