MUNNA BHA@I: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Apun 20th Floor @se gir gaya tha
Circuit: “Bhai…bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai: “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!
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Munna Bhai v/s Patient
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai,
aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy)
Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Sms Chipka Dal Mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
Jhakas style Propose marne ka
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Tere Jesa Ek Item Mila Apanko
Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem h@o gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
Miss to karega NA
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Socha k apko ek Sms kr do
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chu@ki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat toh Ek he hy
Munna Bhai ka Love Letter
Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI
Good night in Tapori Style
In English: good night
in Russian: dobri notch
in Desi: shubh ratri
in Urdu: shabha dhair
in Kannad: yara nadi
in Apun style: CHAL LUDAK JA.'
Apun ko sms krne ka
Apun ko yad karne ka
apun ko phon@e krne ka
apun ko sms bhi krne ka
nahi kiya to
to
to
drne ka nhi re
apun khud karega
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg t@o karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Sms Ka Hafta Bhej
Sms ka hafta kam mil raela hai.
Apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai.
jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej.
Shanpatti nahi, kya?
Bole to Rap chik hone chaye....
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Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche @koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai
Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bo@l Rayla Hai,
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi,
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi......
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta
Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bin@a rahe nahi sakta
Apun ki Kanjoos se banti nahi
A apun ko tere sath SMS ka Dandha band karne ka hai,
Kya hai ki apun ki Kanjoos se banti nahi,
agar Comp@romise karna hai to 2-4 SMS kar,
warna Dandha Khallas.
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Apun kanjus nahi hai teri trha
Apun ko yad karne ka,phone karne ka,
sms bhi krne ka or nahi kiya to.
TO
drne ka nai re.
Apun karega @na.
Apun kanjus nhi hai teri trha.
Chal reply chipka
Kya horela hai bidu?Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,
isich vaas@te tereku msg kiyela hai.
Tu apun ka mast frnd hai mis to karegiich na!
Chal reply chipka:-
Ajkal tere SMS kam aare le hai
r--._,---------.
"-, .c-.-----""
/ i--'
C__J
tere ko tapkane ka nahi,samjhane ka hai.
Ajkal tere SMS kam aarele.
Apunko @ye sab nahi mangta..sudhar ja...
Apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai,
apun ko pta hai tere pas sms ka bahut sara mal pdela hai,
chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi
Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakaz
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tar@zan 2 monkey.
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Ekdum Mast n Happy Bole To Ekdum
Jhakaas*Happy New Year*
Jidhar Tum Woich Apna Swarg
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak?
Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala d@ost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Teri Bahut Memory Areli Thi
Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut m@emory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GUD wali night
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Apun 20th Floor @se gir gaya tha
Circuit: “Bhai…bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai: “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!
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Munna Bhai v/s Patient
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai,
aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy)
Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Sms Chipka Dal Mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
Jhakas style Propose marne ka
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Tere Jesa Ek Item Mila Apanko
Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem h@o gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
Miss to karega NA
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Socha k apko ek Sms kr do
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chu@ki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat toh Ek he hy
Munna Bhai ka Love Letter
Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI
Good night in Tapori Style
In English: good night
in Russian: dobri notch
in Desi: shubh ratri
in Urdu: shabha dhair
in Kannad: yara nadi
in Apun style: CHAL LUDAK JA.'
Apun ko sms krne ka
Apun ko yad karne ka
apun ko phon@e krne ka
apun ko sms bhi krne ka
nahi kiya to
to
to
drne ka nhi re
apun khud karega
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg t@o karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Sms Ka Hafta Bhej
Sms ka hafta kam mil raela hai.
Apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai.
jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej.
Shanpatti nahi, kya?
Bole to Rap chik hone chaye....
Sponsored Links
Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche @koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai
Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bo@l Rayla Hai,
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi,
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi......
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta
Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bin@a rahe nahi sakta
Apun ki Kanjoos se banti nahi
A apun ko tere sath SMS ka Dandha band karne ka hai,
Kya hai ki apun ki Kanjoos se banti nahi,
agar Comp@romise karna hai to 2-4 SMS kar,
warna Dandha Khallas.
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Apun kanjus nahi hai teri trha
Apun ko yad karne ka,phone karne ka,
sms bhi krne ka or nahi kiya to.
TO
drne ka nai re.
Apun karega @na.
Apun kanjus nhi hai teri trha.
Chal reply chipka
Kya horela hai bidu?Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,
isich vaas@te tereku msg kiyela hai.
Tu apun ka mast frnd hai mis to karegiich na!
Chal reply chipka:-
Ajkal tere SMS kam aare le hai
r--._,---------.
"-, .c-.-----""
/ i--'
C__J
tere ko tapkane ka nahi,samjhane ka hai.
Ajkal tere SMS kam aarele.
Apunko @ye sab nahi mangta..sudhar ja...
Apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai,
apun ko pta hai tere pas sms ka bahut sara mal pdela hai,
chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi
Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakaz
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tar@zan 2 monkey.
Sponsored Links
Ekdum Jhakaas Happy New Year
Wishing You A @Wonderful Super-Duper -
Zabardast -Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy Bole To Ekdum
Jhakaas*Happy New Year*
Jidhar Tum Woich Apna Swarg
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak?
Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala d@ost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Teri Bahut Memory Areli Thi
Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut m@emory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GUD wali night
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