Love In Class
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GIRL'S WAY:
Sits on@ the 1st bench,
Turns back,
see the boy sitting on Last bench and say:
"THANK GOD STUPID AYA HAI"
.
BOY@S WAY:
Before the boy could see his girl
Entering in the class,
All his friends starts saying loudly:
.
.
.
"OYE HOYE! BHABI AA GAI!"
Happiness in Student's Life
Teacher:can u tell me d name of 3
greatest kin@g who brought
happiness n peace in student life...
:
:
:
:
Papu: SMO-KING
DRIN-KING
AND
BUN-KING
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Students cheating in an Exam hall
2 studnts cheating karne hi
wale the ke
Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi
kya
pucha?
.
...
Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan
ka
...
capital
kya hai..
.
.
Teachr:@ Toh tum ne bata dya?
.
.
Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko
danta tha k
.
abi to tu ne muje Toka hai
mgr ab na
"TOKYO" :)
Parties and Submissions
What's the similarity between Parties N Submissions.
.
.
.
.
.
.
VIPs are always last to enter.. :P :D ;)
Practical in Zoology Lab
Greatest Insult of Boys In ZooLoGy Lab
A Stdnt Com@plaind:
Sir my frog is pregnant"
.
Sir ReplieD- SaLa TumPe To
Vishwas krk@e Ek MenDak b ni De Sakte..
Sad Story
A Sad Story :(
Ek student ko apni classmatese pyar ho gaya
.
Ladke@ ne use propose kiya Lekin
ladki ne inkar kar diya aur
teacher ko uski complain kardi
.
Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya
.
.
Jab 1 week @baad ladka wapas class me gaya
to Ladki ko uss se pyar ho gaya Ladki ne us
ladke kibook me likha: 'I m sorry & I love u too'
.
.
Ladke ne koi response nahi diya.
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
.
Moral :- bewkoof ladki itna bhi nahi samajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte hai...
Sponsored Links
Don't try this at Home
@
Open ur books,keep ur mobile
off & start studying.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The above stunts r performed by
highly pro@fessionals..
pls dont try this at home...!!
Oopss! Moment of COLLEGE Life
The Best "Oopss!" Moment of COLLEGE Life...
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentally make an Eye-@Contact!!
Isn't it....¥¥
Great students Flip a Coin
Great students like me flip a coin & think..
Head:- we'll go 2 sleep
Tail:- we'll watch a movie
Stand:- we'll listen2 music
If stays in air:- We'll study.
Computerised Study
Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains i@n mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result comes in binary digits i.e 00 01 10 11
Studnts rock;-) Parents shock.
Lecturer: Y ur head is full of grass!!
Student: Yeah th@ats y you come and eat my head every day!!
Teacher SHOCK!!! Student ROCK!!!
Teacher ka Yeh Funda
Arz Kiya hai.. . . .
Mujhko Samaj Na Aya Aaj Tak Teacher ka Yeh Funda.
Mujhko Samaj Na Aya @Aaj Tak Teacher ka Yeh Funda.
Mujhe Bana Deti Thi Murga Aur Khud Copy Pe Deti Thi Anda..!
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Friends studyin at night
2 frndz studyin at night
1st:wats the@ tym????
2nd threw a stone out of the window
neighbor: kamino ab tho so jao,raat ka 3 baj gaya....
Teacher and Chintu
Teacher in Class
Teacher: Chintu, Jara NEWTON law to bata
Chintu: Mujhe @bas last ka thoda sa pata hai Sir.
Teacher: Thik hai utna hi bata.
Chintu: and This is called Newton's law
.
GIRL'S WAY:
Sits on@ the 1st bench,
Turns back,
see the boy sitting on Last bench and say:
"THANK GOD STUPID AYA HAI"
.
BOY@S WAY:
Before the boy could see his girl
Entering in the class,
All his friends starts saying loudly:
.
.
.
"OYE HOYE! BHABI AA GAI!"
Happiness in Student's Life
Teacher:can u tell me d name of 3
greatest kin@g who brought
happiness n peace in student life...
:
:
:
:
Papu: SMO-KING
DRIN-KING
AND
BUN-KING
Sponsored Links
Students cheating in an Exam hall
2 studnts cheating karne hi
wale the ke
Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi
kya
pucha?
.
...
Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan
ka
...
capital
kya hai..
.
.
Teachr:@ Toh tum ne bata dya?
.
.
Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko
danta tha k
.
abi to tu ne muje Toka hai
mgr ab na
"TOKYO" :)
Parties and Submissions
What's the similarity between Parties N Submissions.
.
.
.
.
.
.
VIPs are always last to enter.. :P :D ;)
Practical in Zoology Lab
Greatest Insult of Boys In ZooLoGy Lab
A Stdnt Com@plaind:
Sir my frog is pregnant"
.
Sir ReplieD- SaLa TumPe To
Vishwas krk@e Ek MenDak b ni De Sakte..
Sad Story
A Sad Story :(
Ek student ko apni classmatese pyar ho gaya
.
Ladke@ ne use propose kiya Lekin
ladki ne inkar kar diya aur
teacher ko uski complain kardi
.
Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya
.
.
Jab 1 week @baad ladka wapas class me gaya
to Ladki ko uss se pyar ho gaya Ladki ne us
ladke kibook me likha: 'I m sorry & I love u too'
.
.
Ladke ne koi response nahi diya.
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
.
Moral :- bewkoof ladki itna bhi nahi samajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte hai...
Sponsored Links
Don't try this at Home
@
Open ur books,keep ur mobile
off & start studying.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The above stunts r performed by
highly pro@fessionals..
pls dont try this at home...!!
Oopss! Moment of COLLEGE Life
The Best "Oopss!" Moment of COLLEGE Life...
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentally make an Eye-@Contact!!
Isn't it....¥¥
Great students Flip a Coin
Great students like me flip a coin & think..
Head:- we'll go 2 sleep
Tail:- we'll watch a movie
Stand:- we'll listen2 music
If stays in air:- We'll study.
Computerised Study
Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains i@n mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result comes in binary digits i.e 00 01 10 11
Studnts rock;-) Parents shock.
Lecturer: Y ur head is full of grass!!
Student: Yeah th@ats y you come and eat my head every day!!
Teacher SHOCK!!! Student ROCK!!!
Teacher ka Yeh Funda
Arz Kiya hai.. . . .
Mujhko Samaj Na Aya Aaj Tak Teacher ka Yeh Funda.
Mujhko Samaj Na Aya @Aaj Tak Teacher ka Yeh Funda.
Mujhe Bana Deti Thi Murga Aur Khud Copy Pe Deti Thi Anda..!
Sponsored Links
Friends studyin at night
2 frndz studyin at night
1st:wats the@ tym????
2nd threw a stone out of the window
neighbor: kamino ab tho so jao,raat ka 3 baj gaya....
Teacher and Chintu
Teacher in Class
Teacher: Chintu, Jara NEWTON law to bata
Chintu: Mujhe @bas last ka thoda sa pata hai Sir.
Teacher: Thik hai utna hi bata.
Chintu: and This is called Newton's law
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