Airtel Girl to Santa-~kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!!
Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai
to ho gaya na madam 6G !!!
Bhartiya naari sanskaar~ wali hoti hai
Vo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
-Abe Gadhe
-Oye Gadhe
-Sun Gadhe
nahi bolti
esiliye wo short me
“A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai” !!!
Suna hai 1 bank staff
log bhi aandolan karne wale hai
vo kahte hai hum log- Oriental
Bank of Commerce me kaam
karte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye !!!
Ek Shadi me jab photographer
ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya “Ruko Bhai ruko jraa,
Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai !!!!
SEND A GOOD COLLECTION OF SMS SHAYARI, SHAYARI SMS, SHAYARI MESSAGES
kahe ka maa:kaya karu apne upar
lage elzaam se bechane ke liye?
Advocate-Jail me jane se
accha hai media ke samne ro lo,
saab yahe karte hai !!!
Jitne teji se aajkal sampo me vitamins,
kaju, baadam, minerals~ paye ja rahe
hai Dar hai kisi din use Mid Day
Meal ke menu me Shamil na kaar diya jaye !!!
Husband wife me jhagra ho gaya.
Wife-limit me rahna shiko warna
me Facebook par status update
karne ja rahe hu
Mere husband ko ~Vyapam scandals
ka bare me puri jaankar hai” !!!
SAD SHAYARI, WO JISKI YAAD MEIN HEART BREAK,SAD SMS
Kisi ko kisi ki chinka nahi
sabbb khud me mgann hai But kuch
cool boys manavta ke sache sevak
sweet Riya, Priya~, Pinky ke naam
se Facebook id, whatapps id bankar
hajaro badkismat ladko ke
umido ko jinda kiye hue hai !!!
Badi Shiddat se ~chaha tha ki
uska Mobile recharge karu Mai
magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki
dukano me se 1 recharge wala
uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda boyfriend
Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne
Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!!
Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai
to ho gaya na madam 6G !!!
Bhartiya naari sanskaar~ wali hoti hai
Vo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
-Abe Gadhe
-Oye Gadhe
-Sun Gadhe
nahi bolti
esiliye wo short me
“A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai” !!!
Suna hai 1 bank staff
log bhi aandolan karne wale hai
vo kahte hai hum log- Oriental
Bank of Commerce me kaam
karte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye !!!
Ek Shadi me jab photographer
ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya “Ruko Bhai ruko jraa,
Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai !!!!
SEND A GOOD COLLECTION OF SMS SHAYARI, SHAYARI SMS, SHAYARI MESSAGES
kahe ka maa:kaya karu apne upar
lage elzaam se bechane ke liye?
Advocate-Jail me jane se
accha hai media ke samne ro lo,
saab yahe karte hai !!!
Jitne teji se aajkal sampo me vitamins,
kaju, baadam, minerals~ paye ja rahe
hai Dar hai kisi din use Mid Day
Meal ke menu me Shamil na kaar diya jaye !!!
Husband wife me jhagra ho gaya.
Wife-limit me rahna shiko warna
me Facebook par status update
karne ja rahe hu
Mere husband ko ~Vyapam scandals
ka bare me puri jaankar hai” !!!
SAD SHAYARI, WO JISKI YAAD MEIN HEART BREAK,SAD SMS
Kisi ko kisi ki chinka nahi
sabbb khud me mgann hai But kuch
cool boys manavta ke sache sevak
sweet Riya, Priya~, Pinky ke naam
se Facebook id, whatapps id bankar
hajaro badkismat ladko ke
umido ko jinda kiye hue hai !!!
Badi Shiddat se ~chaha tha ki
uska Mobile recharge karu Mai
magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki
dukano me se 1 recharge wala
uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda boyfriend
Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne
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