fun jokes new whatsapp facebook 2017

Arz kiya hai...
.
Na mujhe uske pyar ki
qadar, @a usko mere
pyar ki qadar
.
.
Bas maine bhi soch
lia iss qadar,
.
Two parallel lines
cannot intersect
each other..

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Par Shayari

Pappu ki gf Pappu se
.
.
.
Gf : Jaanu Mujh par
shayari banao.
.
Pappu : In kali-kali Zulfo se
karti ho andherA.
.
.
.
In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho
andhera.
.
.
.
Ho jao takli aur kar do
savera..

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Na Thi Kisiko@ Mere Pyaar Ki Khabar

Kisiko na thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
.
.
Wah wah
.
.
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
.
.
Wah wah
.
.
.
Diagram galat ho gaya,
.
rubber de rubber...

India is my Nation

Arz kia hai..
.
INDIA is A naTioN…
&
DADAR is A stAtiOn…
.@
Wah Wah
.
.
INDIA is A naTioN…
&
DADAR is A stAtiOn…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Do nOt fAll In LOVE…
.
.
FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr
EDUCATION…!!!

Darya Main Paani aur Pani Main Fish

Darya Main Paani, Pani Main Fish.. Wah!
.
Arz Kia Hai..
.
Darya Main Paani Pani Main Fish..
.
Aaapko Salam Aur Apki Girlfriend Ko Kiss..!

Life never changes

|: Life @never changes :|
Only our thought changes
For example:
Bachpan mai dar lagta tha aur ab... Phat jati hai...

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Munni Badnam Hui Darling Tere Liye

Latest P.J...
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...
wah..wah..
Dua kiya ka@ro sham
Savere mere liye...
Munni Badnam Hui Darling Tere Liye.. :-

Samundar ki laharo se shahar hil gaya!

Samundar ki laharo se shahar hil gaya!
Samundar ki @laharo se shahar hil gaya!
Congrats abhijeet! bachha mil gaya!!!

Stock Girgaya Aur lag gayi Mandi

Stock Girgaya Aur lag gayi Mandi
Stock Girgaya Aur lag gayi Mandi
Kya Goli Lagne K baad B Bach paygi Anandi?

Latest 'Raajneeti' PJ..
M.S.Dhoni ko kehte he Maahi..
wah wah..
M.S.Dhoni ko kehte he Maahi..
Mora Piya Mose Bolat Naahi. :

Daya Goli Mat Chalana

Latest CID PJ for CID fans
A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for ban@ana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana

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Maths Pj shyari

Maths pj...
Arz kiya hai..
Ae mera desh ke sache veero wah wah
Ae mera desh ke sache veero
Any n@umber multiplied by zero is zero...

Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He

Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...
wah wah
Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...
Acp Pradyuman : daya ye pistol
To Khali he....

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