Funny Drinking Quotes Now Quotes 2017


  • ⧭The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well⬉



⧭Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer⧭


⧭⧭The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather ⧭⧭not.


⧭⧭There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter like watching TV, and having a beer⧭⧭


⧭I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar⬌⬌


⧭Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. -


⧭⧭It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth⧭⧭


⧭⧭In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria⧭⧭


⧭The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist⬋⬋⬋


⧭⧭When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


⧭I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking⧭⧭


⧭A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.


⧭How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. -


⧭Whomever tries to drown their sorrows by drinking should know one thing: they know how to swim!


⧭Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.


⧬I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.


⧪Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean.against tables, chairs and walls.


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