Funny quotes about Facebook Now 2017

1. There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
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5. ➽➽Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
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7. If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! - 
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10. ➤➤Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. 
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12. ⟷⟷I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to⟵⟵ me! 
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16. ➽Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. - 
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20. I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - 
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23. I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. - 
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26. There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. 
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29. ⟴⟴If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission⟾⟾ would be going on Facebook.
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33. ⟾⟾I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits⤊⤊⤊
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