santa banta sms message in hindi2017

1. Bahut Pareshan Halat me Santa Apne Dost Banta ke Ghar Gaya.
2. Banta: kya hua itna Pareshan kyo hai?
3. Santa: kya Batau Yaar, Meri Patni Kitna Juth bolti hai.
4. B: Tujhe Kaise pata?
5. S: Parso meine use phone karke puchha kaha hai, to kaheti hai Me apni Behen ke sath hu.
6. B: to hogi naa.
7. S: Kaise hogi Yaar, uski Behen ke sath to Mein tha.
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10. Santa: ‘Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi Hai’ Ko English me Kis Tarah kahoge?
11. Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi..
12. Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi Jantey ‘Miss Under Standing’ (Misunderstanding)
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15. Santa: Hathi aur Ganne me kaise Fark kiya ja sakta hai?
16. Banta: utha ke dekhiye, uth jaye to Ganna nahi to Hathi!
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19. Banta: Tum Khane se Pehle Kele ko Chhilte nahi ho??
20. Santa: kya Jarurat hai! Mujhe Pata he bhitar kya hai.
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23. Santa: tumhara Bavarchi Rasoi me Khana Pakate waqt Muh se Sitee kyu bajata raheta hai?
24. Banta: esa maine hi use kaha hai, kyuki isse mujhe pata chalta he ki wo Kitchen me kuch Kha nahi raha he.
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28. Banta: Tu kaha paida hua tha??
29. Santa: hospital me.
30. Banta: kyo? Kya Bimaari thi Tujhe??
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33. Santa Bhikhari se:
34. Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega.
35. Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!
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37. Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sabse Badi Screen Wala Phone Liya,
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43. Qki Wo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone ‘ON’ Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath Milate Hai..
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46. Santa Ek Din Electric Ki Dukaan Mein:
47. Do Fan Dena Ek Female Aur Ek Male.
48. Dukaandar: Fans Mein Female Aur Male Nahi Hota Hai!
49. Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
50. Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..
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53. Sardar Ko Sapne Aaya, Sapney Me Ek Ladki Ne Usko Chappal Mari,
54. 3 Dino Tak Sardar Apne Bank Nahi Gaya,
55. Qki Bank Me Likha Tha..
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57. ‘Hum Aapke Sapney Ko Haqiqat Me Badalte Hai..’
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63. Firangi, 
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65. "India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"
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73. Smarts Answer By Our Santa
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81. Santa: 
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84. "8 P.M. Se Pehle Kashmir,8 P.M. Ke Baad Whiskey Ke Glass Mein!
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87. Ek Interview Mein,
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89. Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta Hai?
90. Santa: Dhhur ­Rr………….
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92. Interviewer Shouts: Stop It!!
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94. Santa: Dhrr Dhupp Dhupp Dhupp Dhupp
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97. Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To..
98. Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
99. Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
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101. To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.
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104. Accident K Baad:
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106. Driver- Maine Car Ki Headlight Chalu Kar K Bataya Tha Ki
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108. Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do
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122. Santa- Mene Bhi To Wiper Chala Kar Bataya Tha Ki
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124. 'Na Kake Na'
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127. Banta: Aj Party Kis Khushi Me?
128. Santa: Meri Scooter Gum Ho Gayi
129. Banta: To..!!
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133. Santa: Shukar Mano Me Us Par Nai Baitha Tha Warna Me B Kho Jata.
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138. Teacher: Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?
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145. Santa: Agar ‘Khaitan’ Ka Ho To Male Aur ‘Usha’ Ka Ho To Female Hoga.
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147. Santa, Banta Se:
148. Agar Tujhe Tabele Me Bheinse Gin Ni Ho To Kaise Ginoge?
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150. Banta: Asaan Hai,
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153. Bheins Ke Singhh Ginke Use 2 Se Divide Kar Dunga.
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156. Ek Din Santa Ne 1 Ladki Ko Himmat Juta Kar Bol Dala – I Love You.
157. Ladki(Gusse Se) : Thoda Pyaar Se Nahi Bol Sakte?
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159. Santa : I Love You Didi..!!
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162. Santa: Aaj Mene Bus Ke Piche Daudkar 15 Rupey Bacha Liye.
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164. Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Piche Bhagte To 150 Rupey Bachte Na!
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166. Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile Ko Lekar Bhag Raha Tha.
167. Santa Hasne Laga..
168. Banta: Wo Tumhare Mobile Ko Lekar Bhag Raha Hai Aur Tum Hans Rahe Ho??
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170. Santa: Bhagne Do, Charger To Mere Paas Hai!
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176. Santa: Yaar Itni Daru Na Piya Karo, Tumhari Saanso Se Bhi Badbu Aati Hai.
177. Yehi Haal Raha To Tumhe Nark Me Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi.
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179. Banta: Koi Gal Nai Yaar, Saanse To Me Yehi Chhod Kar Jaunga..!!
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182. Santa Ki Loutri Lagi Aur Woh Ghar Par Jakar Apni Wife Se Bola...
183. Santa - Agar Meri Loutri Lagi To Tum Kya Karogi?
184. Wife – Me 50% Lekar Tumhe Chhod Dhungi.
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186. Santa - Ye Le 50 Rupye Aur Nikal Yaha Se.
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189. Santa: Oye Banta Yaar! Soch Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota..??
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191. Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Humein Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta..
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194. Teacher: Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho,
195. Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge?
196. Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur
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198. English 
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200. Santa: Mujhe Mere Mobile Me MP3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
201. Mobile Wala: Apke Pas Memory Card Hai Kya?
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203. Santa: Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASAN CARD Chalega?
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208. Santa Ko Rota Dekh Kar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
209. Santa: Maine 2 Ton Ka AC Kharida,
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211. Ghar Aakar Tolkar Dekha To Sirf 35 Kilo Ka Nikla!
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214. Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Se Maar Raha Tha,
215. Admi: Kyu Maar Rahe Ho?
216. Sasur: Meine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya.
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218. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Wahi Sms Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!
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221. Teacher Santa Se: Tumne Home Work Q Nahi Kiya?
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230. Santa: Sir, Kyuki Hum To ''Hostel'' Me Rahte Hai..!!
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233. Santa: Mere Dada Ne 1947 Ki Jung Mein Dushmano Ki Tangain Kaat Di Thi.
234. Banta: Gardaniey Q Nahi Kati?
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236. Santa: Qki Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui Thi.
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239. Santa Police ke interview Par:
240. Interviewer - Bheed ko Hatane Ke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
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242. Santa - Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar Dena Chahiye.
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244. Santa Apni Biwi Ke Office Gaya To Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi
245. Boss Ki Godi Me Baithi Dictation Le Rahi Thi.
246. Santa: Chal Rajjo, Aisi Noukari Nahi Karni,
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248. Jaha Staff K Liye Khursi Bhi Na Ho.
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250. Santa Battery Ki Dukan Me Gaya Aur Battery Badal Ne Ke Liye Kaha.
251. Dukandar Ne Puchha: Exide Laga Du?
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253. Santa: To Dusri Side Kya Tera Baap Lagayega?
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256. Santa : Yaar Banta Me To Duvidha Me Fass Gaya Hu..
257. Banta: Kyu? Kaise?
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260. Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, Aur Makeup Ke Binaa Biwi Bardast Nahi Hoti!
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263. Professor Banta Ne Plumber Ko Apne College Bulaya,
264. Pata Hai Kyu??
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268. Kyuki Wo Check Karna Chahta Tha Ki Question Paper Kaha Se Leak Ho Raha Hai..!!!
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271. Santa Sharab Pii Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Khula Nahi,
272. Banta - Main Khol Du Tala?
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274. Santa - Main Khol Lunga, Tu Bas Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai.
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276. Banta: Oye Santa, Tu To Doctor Ke Pass Jaane Waala Tha, Kyu Nahi Gaya?
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278. Santa: Yaar Banta Kal Jaaonga, Aaj Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab Hai.
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281. Santa  TV Ki Dukan Me Gaya Or Use Puchha,
282. 'Aap Color TV Bechte Hai?
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284. Dukanwala Bola: Haaji.
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286. Santa Bola: To Mujhe Ek Hara Vala Dena!
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289. Santa Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gour Se Dekh Raha Tha.
290. Banta - Kya Dekh Raha He??
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292. Santa - Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ye Barf Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He..!!
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295. Santa Ne Jalte Hui Building Se 8 Logo Ko Uski Jaan Pe Khel kar Bahar Nikala
296. Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
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302. Kyu Ki Wo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..