Good Quotes New 2017

➠Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

➠Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.


➣Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.


My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.


Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. -


Is it good if a blow dryer blows?


To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.


➤Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics➬


➤A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.


➽When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining➤➤


➽Beginner pilot rules: 1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively. 2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory. 3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller. If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again. 4. Flying is safe as long a⟸s you don't crash. 5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground. 6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away. 7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.


⤠Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it -


⤶Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better⤶


A good dog is a bad dog.


If you want a good golf swing adjust the nut at the other end of the club!


There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. -


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