jokes hi jokes new 2017


  1. Passenger-Tu~mne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

  3. Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

  5. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

  7. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

  9. Santa Opened~ Xerox Shop
  10. And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:
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  16. Xerox Done In All Language
  17. .........................................................................................
  18. Santa Police Se:
  19. Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
  20. TV Ke Ilaa~va Sab Samaan Le Gaye
  21. Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
  22. Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
  23. .........................................................................................

  25.  
  26. Santa:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg
  27. Doc:Its Nothin~ .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
  28. Santa :As Far As I Know,
  29. Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age

  31. Fakeer 2 Santa : Apk Parosi Ne
  32. Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
  33. Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
  34. .........................................................................................
  35. Santa : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . .


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  40. Salsman-Which Soap U Use?
  41. .........................................................................................
  42. Santa-B~ABA''S Soap,
  43. BABA''S Paste,
  44. BABA''S Brush.

  46. Salsman-Is B~ABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
  47. Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
  48. .........................................................................................
  49. Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
  50. "Chota Parivar ~Sukhi Parivar"
  51. Or Uske Nechay
  52. Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
  53. Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
  54. .........................................................................................
  55. Santa:Ye ~Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
  56. Banta:Simple Hai Yar
  57. Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
  58. .........................................................................................
  59. Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
  60. he asked 2~ his son:vekh,suraj dooba
  61. son:nai g
  62. again asked: dooba kia
  63. son:nai g
  64. Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga
  65. .........................................................................................
  66. Teacher: What Is The Difference
  67. Between Landline & Mobile?
  68. Sardar: La~ndline Par Number
  69. Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
  70. Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..

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  73.  

  75. Ek baar Santa
  76. Police Station K Bahar Se
  77. Guzra Aur ~Poster Pe Parha
  78. " Wanted For
  79. RAPE & MURDER .."
  80. .........................................................................................
  81. Santa Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
  82. " I Want To Apply~For
  83. This Job ..."

  85. Banta: tm aaykr vibhag~ mai kyu aye ho..
  86. Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?
  87. .........................................................................................
  88. Santa: tere pita ji tai~lor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai..
  89. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...
  90. .........................................................................................
  91. Dad santa:tu exam ma~i pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
  92. Banta: kaun si bike?
  93. Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...

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