jokes hi jokes new 2017

1. Passenger-Tu~mne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?
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3. Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.
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5. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.
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7. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
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9. Santa Opened~ Xerox Shop
10. And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:
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16. Xerox Done In All Language
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18. Santa Police Se:
19. Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
20. TV Ke Ilaa~va Sab Samaan Le Gaye
21. Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
22. Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
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26. Santa:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg
27. Doc:Its Nothin~ .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
28. Santa :As Far As I Know,
29. Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age
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31. Fakeer 2 Santa : Apk Parosi Ne
32. Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
33. Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
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35. Santa : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . .
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40. Salsman-Which Soap U Use?
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42. Santa-B~ABA''S Soap,
43. BABA''S Paste,
44. BABA''S Brush.
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46. Salsman-Is B~ABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
47. Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
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49. Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
50. "Chota Parivar ~Sukhi Parivar"
51. Or Uske Nechay
52. Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
53. Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
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55. Santa:Ye ~Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
56. Banta:Simple Hai Yar
57. Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
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59. Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
60. he asked 2~ his son:vekh,suraj dooba
61. son:nai g
62. again asked: dooba kia
63. son:nai g
64. Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga
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66. Teacher: What Is The Difference
67. Between Landline & Mobile?
68. Sardar: La~ndline Par Number
69. Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
70. Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..
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75. Ek baar Santa
76. Police Station K Bahar Se
77. Guzra Aur ~Poster Pe Parha
78. " Wanted For
79. RAPE & MURDER .."
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81. Santa Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
82. " I Want To Apply~For
83. This Job ..."
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85. Banta: tm aaykr vibhag~ mai kyu aye ho..
86. Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?
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88. Santa: tere pita ji tai~lor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai..
89. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...
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91. Dad santa:tu exam ma~i pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
92. Banta: kaun si bike?
93. Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...