95Whatsapp Status For Whatsapp And Facebook 2017


  • ➽I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday➽

  • ➽Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
  • ➽Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • (4). That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
  • ➽GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)   (more funny whatsapp status )



  • ➽If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.
  • ➽Listening to the sweet sound of music.
  • ➽Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.
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  • ➽Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
  • ➽The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down.
  • ➽Cranking the music up and blowing my eardrums out.
  • (➽To be happy does not only mean acquire happiness but also to feel it.
  • (13). Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once
  • (14). Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
  • (15). I’m tuned in to a tune.
  • (16). I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!   (more Attitude status )
  • (17). I plan on living forever. So far, so good.    …( best whatsapp status)
  • (18). User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
  • (19). Rich is the person who’s happiness requires no money.
  • (20). If you don’t understand my silence, you will not understand my words.


  • (21). Music is the one thing that never betrays me.
  • (22). LOVE. HAPPINESS. FRIENDSHIP. Which part of my life are you?
  • (23). Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2016. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-
  • (24). 11:10…One More Minute!!! *Gets Distracted* 11:12… SERIOUSLY!?!   .. cool whatsapp status
  • (25). Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!

  • (26). Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.
  • (27). Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
  • (28). A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
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  • (29). I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S
  • (30). Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions.
  • (31). Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
  • (32). Happiness depends not on material things but to our view on the things.
  • (33). Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.
  • (34). Don’t interupt me when I’m listening to my music.
  • (35). Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day.    whatsapp status


  • (36). Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
  • (37). Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
  • (38). Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.
  • (39). Travel to life is like css to html .
  • (40). Sometimes the things that you are most afraid of are the things that make you tha happiest.
  • (41). I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.
  • (42). MP3ing it.
  • (43). The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Sally Berger
  • (44). Don’t play stupid with me.. I’m better at it!  .. best whatsapp status
  • (45). Relations are not exams so why cheat ? 🙁
  • (46). If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual…
  • (47). Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
  • (48). love is being stupid together 🙂
  • (49). Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
  • (50). My room is alive with the sound of music.
  • (51). I am not happy without you 🙁
  • (52). You can’t be happy unless you’re unhappy sometimes.
  • (53). why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
  • (54). Music is the essence of life.
  • (55). Don’t try to typecast me.. its not possible!!     funny whatsapp status
  • (56). I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem 😉
  • (57). The happiest is the one who brings happiness to the greatest number of people.
  • (58). Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
  • (59). Everyone can make you smile, but only certain people can make you happy…
  • (60). I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, What the fuck is this shit?
  • (61). The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of everyday.
  • (62). I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
  • (63). We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
  • (64). The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses
  • (65). The greatest pleasure people can feel, is giving happiness to others.
  • (66). Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
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  • (67). You like the person if you wish him happiness.
  • (68). after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.
  • (69). If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
  • (70). Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative and more happiness.
  • (71). For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
  • (72). I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly
  • (73). I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/
  • (74). Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  • (75). It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..
  • (76). A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up     whatsapp status
  • (77). I desperately need a fixed income – Mine is broken
  • (78). My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.
  • (79). To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money
  • (80). Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
  • (81). Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin
  • (82). Better to be a geek than an idiot.
  • (83). No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
  • (84). You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.    ….( funny status)
  • (85). Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.
  • (86). The more I C, the less I see.
  • (87). Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.
  • (88). Music is my life… So let me enjoy it.
  • (89). A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • (90). The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
  • (91). Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
  • (92). Its not that u fill the ‘void’ in my life .. it is just tha ‘u occupy lots of space’ in it 🙂
  • (93). I’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic
  • (94). Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile.
  • (95). Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.    more sad status

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