96HCrazy Funny Whatsapp Status 2017


  • 1. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

  • 2. Hey there Whatsapp is using me.


  • 3. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

  • 4. You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...

  • 5. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

  • 6. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

  • 7. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...

  • 8. Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

  • 9. Save water - Drink beer!

  • 10. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.

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  • 11. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

  • 12. God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P



  • 13. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

  • 14. When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'

  • 15. I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

  • 16. My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

  • 17. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

  • 18. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

  • 19. I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

  • 20. Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...


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  • 21. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

  • 22. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P

  • 23. C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :)

  • 24. People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

  • 25. Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

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  • 100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

  • 26. It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

  • 27. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

  • 28. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

  • 29. We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

  • 30. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL


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  • 31. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

  • 32. WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

  • 33. Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…

  • 34. Good Morning, let the stress begin...

  • 35. Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

  • 36. Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!

  • 37. Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

  • 38. Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat.

  • 39. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

  • 40. Move on…

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  • 41. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.

  • 42. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

  • 43. It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

  • 44. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

  • 45. Dream as if you’ll live forever... Live as if tomorrow is last one.

  • 46. Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else.

  • 47. You don’t have to like me... I am not a facebook status.

  • 48. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

  • 49. Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

  • 50. At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)

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  • 100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

  • 51. Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

  • 52. Whattsapp status is loading.....

  • 53. Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

  • 54. Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'

  • 55. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'

  • 56. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!

  • 57. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

  • 58. Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

  • 59. They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B

  • 60. Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.....

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  • 61. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.

  • 62. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday

  • 63. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent...

  • 64. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

  • 65. Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

  • 66. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

  • 67. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

  • 68. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature...

  • 69. Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

  • 70. Jealousy = I actually care about you.

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  • 71. Once a cheater always a repeater...

  • 72. FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.

  • 73. I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.

  • 74. I'm soo poor... I can't even pay attention

  • 75. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them...

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  • 100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

  • 76. It's cute when your crush's crush is uuh ;-)

  • 77. People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

  • 78. if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious.

  • 79. Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.

  • 80. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

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  • 81. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

  • 82. After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

  • 83. Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! :)

  • 84. I will kill you with my awesomeness...

  • 85. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

  • 86. ##!The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth~~~

  • 87. ~~I shouldn't have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it~~~

  • 88. ~~Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why~~~

  • 89. Silence doesn't always mean you're mad~~~ometimes it just means you have nothing to say.

  • 90. I'm so awesome ~~that I wish I could be you,~~~ just so I could hang out with me!

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  • 91. That awkward ~~moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

  • 92. Totally available! ~~Please disturb me...

  • 93. ~~Nothing is lost until ~~mom can't find it~~

  • 94. Why is i~~t so easy to fall a~~sleep in class then in ~~bed~~

  • 95. ~~Single doesn't always mean ~~~~...

  • 96. Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.

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