For your birthday, I wanted to give you @something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
You should be proud of your age. @This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
@
My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, ins@ight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never w@@as punished!
Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!
No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to los@@e your memory. We can only hope!
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you f@@eel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!
Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
Cool Birthday Messages
Another year, another new place that aches.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I @@couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
Top 10 Birthday Quotes
May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy s@@mile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Quotes
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthday Greeting Cards
Birthdays are like boogers. The more yo@@u have, the harder it is to breathe!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Top 50 Friend’s Birthday Wishes
Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Looking fifty is great if you’re sixty.
May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
May you live to be old and toothless.
Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: @@@smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. @@Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
Recently I found out which sport you would have@@ been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
Smile, it could be worse…think about what @@you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
So many candles, such a small cake. @@Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
So many candles…so little cake.
Some say the glass is half empty. @@Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday@@Smile while you still have teeth!”
Someone once said that a true friend @@remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that count for something?
Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re g@@etting older. Happy Birthday!
The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!
The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but @@time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. True that!
To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
Usually people at your age freak out @@when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
With age comes wisdom. You’re one @@of the wisest people I know.
You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
You always have such fun birthdays@@; you should have one every year.
You are as old as you look.
You are going to need the lungs of @@Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
You are only as old as you act.
You are only yo@@ung once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
Y@@ou have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
You have to really be something special! Today, ## people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
You know you are getting old when the candle##s cost more than the cake.
##You know you’re getting old when you wal##k up the stairs and call it exercise. ##Happy Birthday!
##You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view##
You should be proud of your age. @This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
@
My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, ins@ight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never w@@as punished!
Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!
No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to los@@e your memory. We can only hope!
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you f@@eel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!
Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
Cool Birthday Messages
Another year, another new place that aches.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I @@couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
Top 10 Birthday Quotes
May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy s@@mile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Quotes
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthday Greeting Cards
Birthdays are like boogers. The more yo@@u have, the harder it is to breathe!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Top 50 Friend’s Birthday Wishes
Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Looking fifty is great if you’re sixty.
May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
May you live to be old and toothless.
Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: @@@smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. @@Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
Recently I found out which sport you would have@@ been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
Smile, it could be worse…think about what @@you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
So many candles, such a small cake. @@Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
So many candles…so little cake.
Some say the glass is half empty. @@Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday@@Smile while you still have teeth!”
Someone once said that a true friend @@remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that count for something?
Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re g@@etting older. Happy Birthday!
The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!
The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but @@time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. True that!
To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
Usually people at your age freak out @@when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
With age comes wisdom. You’re one @@of the wisest people I know.
You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
You always have such fun birthdays@@; you should have one every year.
You are as old as you look.
You are going to need the lungs of @@Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
You are only as old as you act.
You are only yo@@ung once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
Y@@ou have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
You have to really be something special! Today, ## people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
You know you are getting old when the candle##s cost more than the cake.
##You know you’re getting old when you wal##k up the stairs and call it exercise. ##Happy Birthday!
##You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view##
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