New Cool Funny Status For Whatsapp2017

1. I funny never argue, i simply explain ~why i am right.
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3. My level of maturity depends on who i am with.
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5. DEAR BOYS, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. 
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7. RESULT AA GAYA - Ye 3 words haste khelte insan ki funny duniya ujad dete hain.
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9. I just want you to be happy.... and may be a little bit naked.
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11. If money grew on trees... Girl's wo~uldn't mind dating Monkeys. 
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14. Girlfriend of One man is wife of another!
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16. I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really upset if she heard me saying that.
17. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? 
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19. You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!
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21. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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23. People say everything happens for funny update~ a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
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25. A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
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27. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...sinc~e 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 
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31. The problem is not the problem; the problem ~is your attitude about the problem.
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33. If you fall. I’ll be there.
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35. Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
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37. I need funny Google in my brain.
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39. We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
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41. I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
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43. I believe funny in hate at first sight.
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45. There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
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47. If I’m wired with you. I like you.
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49. I love buying new things but I hate spending money.I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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51. Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
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53. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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55. Every problem comes with a solution. If it ~doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)
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57. Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
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59. You can disturb me….I’m available. :D
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61. Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D
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63. Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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65. Ever read a book that changed y~our life? Me neither.
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67. Getting married is a lot like getting into a ~tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
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69. Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
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71. When a bird hits funny update whatsapp your w~indow have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
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73. Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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75. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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77. I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
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79. When nothing seems right….go left!!
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81. A woman is like a tea bag, you canno~t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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83. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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85. I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
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87. Only Marriage is the funny whatsa~pp major cause of divorce
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91. Insult and wife are somewhat sim~ilar....They always look good...If it is not yours.
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93. If you received a text from me last night, please disregard it. My phone was drunk.
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95. God! I want the ability to punch people in the face over they.
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97. Sometimes On The funny status Way To The Dream, U Get Lost And Find A Better One :D :D
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99. You wanna know who i am in funny whatsapp love with? Read the first word again.
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101. Behind funny every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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103. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
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105. Open Books, Not Legs. Blo~w Minds, Not Guy
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107. I’m not weird, I’m funny whatsapp limited edition.
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109. Do your funny legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
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111. The Earth without Art is just Eh.
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113. Laziness funny is me middle name.
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115. We all feel a little f**~d up sometimes.
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117. Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang.
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119. If you are player then I’m the GAME.
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121. Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
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123. When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D
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125. I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
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128. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
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130. A BOSS is like a diaper... Always~ on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
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132. Behind this smile is funny everything you’ll never understand.
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136. I hate math but I love coun~ting money.
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138. I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.
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140. You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
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142. I Have Good News And Bad N~ews To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
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144. Touch it gently, put two fi~ngers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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146. Never take life too serio~usly, you will never get out of it alive anyway internet.
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148. Knowledge is funny knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
149. Can February  March? ~No! Buy April May.
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151. If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
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153. I will marry the girl, w~ho look pretty in her Adhaar card