beer quotes new 2017

➽➽Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.


➽➽There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer➽➽


➽➽Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.


⟺What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.


⤋I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge⟰


➽In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

➽➽A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.


Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.


➽How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.


➽Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.


➽Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.


➽Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking⟾ beer.


➽➽Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.


➼➼Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe➢ I'll have another beer.


➤There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer➼➼➼


➽Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to ➽make water, a vital ingredient in beer.


➽What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. -


⟾⟾I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge⟸⟸

➽In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria➽➽

A➼➼ glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten ➽➽hours.


➦Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.


How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.


➽Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.


➤How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. -


➤Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking➥ beer.


➽Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.


➽Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.


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