Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota
to Tasviron ko receive kar sakte
.
Dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota
to Khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete
.
man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota
to Bhavnaayon @ko TRANSFER kar dete
.
Dil agar CPU hota
to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte
.
Dhadkan mein PENDRIVE hoti to,
Zindagi ka BACKUP le lete
.
Kaash....
.
Zindagi ek COMPUTER hoti,
to Bachpan RESTART kar lete....
Fear has Two meanings
F-E-A-R
Has Two meanings
1)
F- Forget
E- Everything
A- And
R- Run
2)
F- Face
E- Everything
A- And
R- Rise
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A Stand for a Reason
If you stand for a REASON,
Be prepared to
STAND ALONE like a TREE,
And @if you FALL on
the GROUND, FALL like a seed
that grows back to
FIGHT AGAIN.
Being Single..!
*******SINGLE********
Isn't a status.
But it's a word
that describes a person
who is@ strong enough
to live and enjoy life
Without depending on others..
Emotions don't Have Words
“Emotions don’t Have Words,
Wishes don’t Have Scripts,
.
If you Smile, The World is with you,
.
Otherwise Even a Tear
.
doesn't Like to stay with You”
Thought for the Day
Positive thought for the day:
.
When you feel
no one cares or loves you,
everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you,
ask yourself:
.
AM I TOO SEXY??
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Scope of Perfection
Attitude Reloaded:-
Some ppl say to me,
.
''Sudhar Jao''
.
Bt Hw to tell them dat,
.@s no scope Of
Improvement in perfection.."
You are not what I need
When someone tells me,
.
"You are not what I need.."
.
I Say, "Of course not!!
.
Bcoz I'm more than
.
what u were looking for.."
Kin Kamino Ke Liye Mar Gaye
Must Read
.
.
INDIA:- Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye..
.
kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye..
kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye..
.@
kabhi jaat..paat ke naam par mar gaye..
kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye..
.
kabhi ham aapas men
do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye..
.
.
hote aaj Veer@ Bhagat Singh to kehte..
yaar Sukhdev. Rajguru .
.
.
.
Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..!
Life equation for Humans
Life equation:
Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy.
Pigs=Eat+Sleep.
So,
Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.
Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.
Therefore Humans Who
Don’t Njoy=PIGS AT WORK!
3 tips 2 play a safe life game :
Don’t make promises whn ur in joy,
Don’t talk wen u r sad,
Don’t take decision wen u r angry .
Think twice, act wise...
Gud mrng
Nature of Girls
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise he@r, she thinks u r tell’ lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth’g
if she talks, she wants u 2 listen.
if u listen, she wants u 2 talk.
if u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
if u don’t, u r@ not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u don’t, u r not understand’g so
simple yet so complex,
so wierd yet so beautiful.
That’s a girl…!
Sponsored Links
What does Bihari means??
B - Brilliant,
I -Intelligent,
H - Hardworking & Heartwinning,
A – All rounder,
R - Responsible and
I- Indian.
So That I Proud To Be A Bihari
Aapke Awaaz Me Bhi Khas Baat Hain
Aapke Mis Call Bhi Kya Baat Hain.
Aapke Sms Bhi Din Raat Hain.
Kabhi Kabhi Ekha@di Phone Bhi Kiya Karo.
Suna Hain Aapake Awaaz Me Bhi Khas Baat Hain.
Your Opinion for Me
I________You
1.Want
2.Love
3.Care For
4.Need
5.Hate
6.Kill
7.Hel@p
8.Miss
9.Will Be With
10.Forget
11.Like
12.Slap
Fill Any 1 For Me,
Reply With Reason..?&Send To Me..*..
Live in such a way
Live in such a way,
that if someone
spoke badly of you
no-one
would
believe
it.
Sponsored Links
Positive thinking is a bit like this
Positive thinking is a bit like this:
a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,
u dont mind u@, dont cry,
u just thank god that, cows dont fly!
Imagine if no girl in world
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALE@NTINE’S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes
to Tasviron ko receive kar sakte
.
Dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota
to Khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete
.
man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota
to Bhavnaayon @ko TRANSFER kar dete
.
Dil agar CPU hota
to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte
.
Dhadkan mein PENDRIVE hoti to,
Zindagi ka BACKUP le lete
.
Kaash....
.
Zindagi ek COMPUTER hoti,
to Bachpan RESTART kar lete....
Fear has Two meanings
F-E-A-R
Has Two meanings
1)
F- Forget
E- Everything
A- And
R- Run
2)
F- Face
E- Everything
A- And
R- Rise
Sponsored Links
A Stand for a Reason
If you stand for a REASON,
Be prepared to
STAND ALONE like a TREE,
And @if you FALL on
the GROUND, FALL like a seed
that grows back to
FIGHT AGAIN.
Being Single..!
*******SINGLE********
Isn't a status.
But it's a word
that describes a person
who is@ strong enough
to live and enjoy life
Without depending on others..
Emotions don't Have Words
“Emotions don’t Have Words,
Wishes don’t Have Scripts,
.
If you Smile, The World is with you,
.
Otherwise Even a Tear
.
doesn't Like to stay with You”
Thought for the Day
Positive thought for the day:
.
When you feel
no one cares or loves you,
everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you,
ask yourself:
.
AM I TOO SEXY??
Sponsored Links
Scope of Perfection
Attitude Reloaded:-
Some ppl say to me,
.
''Sudhar Jao''
.
Bt Hw to tell them dat,
.@s no scope Of
Improvement in perfection.."
You are not what I need
When someone tells me,
.
"You are not what I need.."
.
I Say, "Of course not!!
.
Bcoz I'm more than
.
what u were looking for.."
Kin Kamino Ke Liye Mar Gaye
Must Read
.
.
INDIA:- Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye..
.
kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye..
kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye..
.@
kabhi jaat..paat ke naam par mar gaye..
kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye..
.
kabhi ham aapas men
do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye..
.
.
hote aaj Veer@ Bhagat Singh to kehte..
yaar Sukhdev. Rajguru .
.
.
.
Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..!
Life equation for Humans
Life equation:
Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy.
Pigs=Eat+Sleep.
So,
Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.
Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.
Therefore Humans Who
Don’t Njoy=PIGS AT WORK!
3 tips 2 play a safe life game :
Don’t make promises whn ur in joy,
Don’t talk wen u r sad,
Don’t take decision wen u r angry .
Think twice, act wise...
Gud mrng
Nature of Girls
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise he@r, she thinks u r tell’ lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth’g
if she talks, she wants u 2 listen.
if u listen, she wants u 2 talk.
if u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
if u don’t, u r@ not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u don’t, u r not understand’g so
simple yet so complex,
so wierd yet so beautiful.
That’s a girl…!
Sponsored Links
What does Bihari means??
B - Brilliant,
I -Intelligent,
H - Hardworking & Heartwinning,
A – All rounder,
R - Responsible and
I- Indian.
So That I Proud To Be A Bihari
Aapke Awaaz Me Bhi Khas Baat Hain
Aapke Mis Call Bhi Kya Baat Hain.
Aapke Sms Bhi Din Raat Hain.
Kabhi Kabhi Ekha@di Phone Bhi Kiya Karo.
Suna Hain Aapake Awaaz Me Bhi Khas Baat Hain.
Your Opinion for Me
I________You
1.Want
2.Love
3.Care For
4.Need
5.Hate
6.Kill
7.Hel@p
8.Miss
9.Will Be With
10.Forget
11.Like
12.Slap
Fill Any 1 For Me,
Reply With Reason..?&Send To Me..*..
Live in such a way
Live in such a way,
that if someone
spoke badly of you
no-one
would
believe
it.
Sponsored Links
Positive thinking is a bit like this
Positive thinking is a bit like this:
a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,
u dont mind u@, dont cry,
u just thank god that, cows dont fly!
Imagine if no girl in world
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALE@NTINE’S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes
टिप्पणियाँ
एक टिप्पणी भेजें