today Updated Whatsapp Status one line2017


  • I feel so miserable without~ you; it’s almost like having you here.

  • I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

  • Don’t talk out loud, you~ lower the IQ of the whole street’

  • You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

  • I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

  • I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

  • I took IQ test …..result~s were negative

  • Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..

  • If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

  • Your whatsapp status say’s onl~ine …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

  • I am not questioning your honour. ~I am denying its existence.

  • My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

  • Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

  • I meditate for 20 min every mo~rning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

  • Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks..
  • Attitude Status Latest



  • Always remember you are ~UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

  • You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice

  • I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energ~y saving mode

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