- I feel so miserable without~ you; it’s almost like having you here.
- I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!
- Don’t talk out loud, you~ lower the IQ of the whole street’
- You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.
- I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
- I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
- I took IQ test …..result~s were negative
- Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
- If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
- Your whatsapp status say’s onl~ine …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
- I am not questioning your honour. ~I am denying its existence.
- My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
- Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
- Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
- I meditate for 20 min every mo~rning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
- Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks..
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- Always remember you are ~UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
- You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice
- I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energ~y saving mode
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