Funny Moments Now 2017

1. ➨➨When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. ➽➽They rented out my room. 
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5. ➦➦When I first saw Batman, I was expecting to see a baseball movie. 
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7. ➥➥When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.
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10. ➽I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is. 
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13. All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. 
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16. ➽I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. 
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19. ⤊I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked!' m 
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22. ➽I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one.
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25. Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play. 
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28. Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street. 
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31. Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. 
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34. Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance. 
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37. ➤Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. 
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40. ➤Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real⟴⟴⟴
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42. ➽➽Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, ⟾⟾and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week..
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45. ⟾⟾When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 
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