Latest Dog Quotes Now 2017

1. Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you? 
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5. ➽What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. - 
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8. What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on mysel➤➤
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12. ➤Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. - 
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16. ➽Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. -  
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19. ⟾Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home⤠⤠
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23. Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant. 
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26. Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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29. Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
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33. How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff. How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf. How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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37. ➤If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge➥➥
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40. ➤➤Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus? - 
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43. Y⟵ou can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. - 
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47. A good dog is a bad dog. 
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50. If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. 
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54. I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. - 
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56. ➤For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. 
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60. ➧To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. 
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63. ⟷⟷I took my dog to the fire hydrant factory. They never saw so much excitement every time a hydrant came off the assembly line. 
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65. My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. 
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67. ⤒⤒I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. 
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69. ⤶⤶⤶How was the dog's day? Ruff.