Chutkule SmS In Hindi2017

1. Maan Lijiye Aapke Paas Ek Machish Ki Tili Hai Aur Aap Ek,
2. Andhere Kamre Mein Mojud Hai, Jisme Ek Mombati Hai,
3. Ek Lalten Hai Aur Ek ~Diya Hai To Sabse Pahle Aap Kya Jlayenge?
4. Mombatti,
5. Galat, Sbse Pahle Aap Machish Jlayenge,
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12. Ek Sahab Ne Chunilal Ko Khana Khilane Ke Liye Ghar Bulaya,
13. Jab Chunilal Ne Kaafi Khana Kha Liya To Pet Ki Aur Ishara Karte Hua Kaha,
14. Bus Bhar Ga~yi Hai, Iske Baad Shab Ne Malai Se Bhari Plate Laker Di,
15. To Unhine Vah Bhi Khali Kar Di Un Shab Ne Kha,
16. –Chunilal Ji Bus To Bhar Gayi Thi,
17. To Aapne Malai Kaise Kha Li Chunilal Ji Namarta,
18. Se Bole – Bhai Shab, Bus To Bhar,
19. Gayi Thi Lekin Cunductor Ki Seat Khali Thi. 
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28. Do School Ke Dost Bhut Dino Baad Mile,
29. Dono ~Ek Dusre Ke Hal-Chal Pucha Or Gale Mile,
30. Ek Dost Ne Kaha-Dost Bhut Achi Tarah Se Hu,
31. Upar Wale Ki Badi Kri~pa Hai,
32. Dekho, Yah Makan Bhi Banva Liya Hai, 
33. Do Bache Bhi Hai, Upar Wale Ki Kirpa Se ,
34. Dost Se Raha N~ahi Gaya Puch Hi Baitha : 
35. Yaar Yeh Batao Ki Upar Rahta Kon Hai. 
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39. Ek Naukrani Ek Sahab Ke Ghar Nau~kari Karti Thi,
40. Use~ Pata Chala Ki Ek Jagah Pagal Khane Me Kahli Hai,
41. Usne Apne Sahab Se Kaha Ki Wo Uski Sifarish Kar De,
42. Sahab Ne Pucha- Lekin Tumhe Pagal Khane Ka Tajurba To Hai Hi Nahi,
43. Naukrani- Waah Sahab,~ Aapke Yaha Do Saal Se Naukri Kar Rahi Hu. 
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47. Chuni~lal Ek Baar Apne Param Mitar Milne Delhi Gaye,
48. Raat Ko Der Tak Baate Chalti Rahi, Karib Dus Baje Ka
49. Aqat Tha Ki Koi Aadmi Sadak Par Bar-Bar Chila Raha,
50. Tha "Jagte Raho, Jagte Raho",
51. Chunilal Ke Dost Ne ~Pucha 'Kya Baat Hai",Usne Bataya Ki Weh Aadmi,
52. Mohalle Ka Chokidar Hai, Hum Sab Log Milkar Use Tankhva Dete Hai,
53. Chunilal Ne Kaha –"Jab Ye~h Hum Sote Hua Logo Ko Jagne Ko Kehta Hai,
54. To Phir Iss Chokidar Ki Jarurat Hi Kya Hai.
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60. Ek Din Santa Aur Banta Hotel Gaye Ek Plaet Tanduri Chiken Lane Ka Order Diya,
61. Waiter Pale~t Mein Ek Chota Aur Ek Bada Tukda Rakh~kar Laya,
62. Tab Santa Bada Tukda Utha Kar Khane Laga To Banta Bola,
63. Tumhe Bilkul Sabyata Nahi Hai, Tumhari Jagah Mai Hota To Chota Tukada Utata,
64. Santa- To Ab Sikayat Kyu Kar Rahe~ Ho, Tumhe Chota Tukda Mil To Gaya. 
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69. Chintu- Maa ~Meri Shadi Kab Hogi?,
70. Maa – Beta, Jab Tum Bhut Bade Ho Jaoge,
71. Chintu- Maa Shadi Ke Liye Bada Hona Jaruri Hai Kya?,
72. Barabar Wale Ghar M~ein, Aunty Munna Se Kah Rahi Thi,
73. Tumhari Shadi Jab Karenge Jab Tum Pairo Par Khade Ho Jaoge,
74. Maa Mein To Pairo Par Khada Ho Sakta Hu Aur Haa Doud Bhi Sakta Hu. 
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79. Aadhi Raat Ko Doctor Ke Ghar Telephone Par Fauji Bola,
80. Aap Ghar Aane Ki Fees Kya Late Hai?
81. Doctor- 100 Rupay
82. Fauji - Aur Clinic Mein Dekhne Ki?,
83. Doctor - 50 Rupay,
84. Fauji - To Thik Hai Aap Teyar Hokar Clinic Phuche,
85. Mein Ek Ghante Mein Phuch Raha Hu. 
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90. Geogrpy Ki Cla~ss Thi, Teacher Padda Rahe The Ki Kaun-Kaun,
91. Si Dhatu Khan-Khan Hoti Hai,
92. Teacher- Ladko Kya Tumko Sab Yaad Ho Gaya Hai Jo Padaya Hai,
93. Santa-Ji Haan Master Ji,
94. Teacher- Sona Khan Jayada Hota Hai,
95. Santa – Ji Palang Par Master Ji. 
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100. Baap – Chintu Ab Tumhari Padai Khatam Ho Jayegi,
101. Agle Mahine Imtihan Hai, ~Uske Baad Kya Irada Hai,
102. Chintu- Mein Business Karna Chata Hoon,
103. Baap- Yeh To Acha Khayal Hai Lekin Kon Sa Business Karoge,
104. Chintu- Ando Ka,
105. Baap – Haa Thik Hi Hai Saari Zindagi School Mein,
106. Ando La Rahe Ho Ab Busi~ness Bhi Isi Ka Karoge.
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110. Ek Kunware Ne Apni Sundar Mehman Se Kha,
111. Dekhne Mein, Mai Itna ~Lambha Tagda Mard Nazar Aata Hu,
112. Lekin Mijaj Se Main Bilkul Bacha Hu,
113. Ab Bhi Akele Sote Hue Darta Rehta Hu.
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117. 1st Dost : Iss Duniya Main Bewkufo Ki Sankhya Kitni Hogi?,
118. 2nd Dost : Yaar Kabhi Dusro ~Ke Baare Mein Bhi Socha Karo. 
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125. Judge - Tumhara Advocate Kaha Hai?,
126. Apradhi - Hujur Garib Hu Advocate Ki Fees Ka Paisa Nahi Hai,
127. Judge - Brabar Ke Holl Mein Chale Ja~o, 50-50 Rupay Mein,
128. Bohat Advoc~ate Mill Jayenge Khali Hi Rehte Hai,
129. Apradhi Bahar Gaya, Advocate Se Puchtach Ki Aur Wapas Aa Gaya,
130. Judge - Le Aaye Advocate Ko?
131. Apradhi- Hujur, Advocate Sahab Kehte Hai Ki 50-50 Rupay,
132. Wale Sabhi Advocate Ab Judge Ban Gay~e Hai. Aap Ladenge Mera Case. 
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138. Kude Kachre Se Lade Gadhe Ko Dekhkar Santa Ne,
139. Banta Se Kaha- Yaar Tumhari Savari Ka Ki~tna Galat Use Ho Raha Hai,
140. Banta- Galat Use Kaha? Weh To Tumhara Dahej Le Kar Aa Raha Hai. 
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146. Santa Ko Halwa Khane Ka Bhut Shok Tha,
147. Weh Ek K~iryane Wale Ke Paas Phucha Aur Bola,
148. Aapke Paas Suji Hai,
149. Dukandar-Ji Haan,
150. Santa   Ghee Hai,
151. Dukandar- Ji~ Haan,
152. Santa- Sakkar Hai,
153. Dukandar- Ji Haan,
154. Santa- Tab To Aap Bhut Murkh Hai Halwa Kyu Nahi Bnate.
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158. Chor - Huzur Mujhe Reha Kar Dijeye,
159. Judje- Kyu Kya Yeh Tunhari Pehli Chori Hai,
160. Chor-Ji Nahi, Main To Akshar Chori Karta Aur,
161. Jail Jata Raha Hu Parantu Yeh Mere Advocate Ka Pehla Mukadma Hai. 
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167. Ek Moti Aurat Apne Pati Se- Iss Saal Ramlila,
168. Mein Mei Sita K~a Role Karungi,
169. Sunkar Pati Ne Kaha - Tumhara Bhari Sharir,
170. Dekhkar To Ravan Bhi Tumhara Haran Karne Se Inkar Kar Dega. 
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175. Chintu~ Ne Halwai Ke Yaha Se Ladoo Kharide,
176. Kintu Turant Wapis Kar Diye Aur Kaha Mujhe Kalakand Do,
177. Kalakand Bhi Bunty Ne Turant Wapis Kar Diya Aur Jalebiya Le Li,
178. Phir Jab Weh Chalne Laga To, Halwai Ne Kaha – Paise,
179. Chintu- Kaise Paise ?,
180. Halwai –Jalebi Ke,
181. Chintu- Jalebiya To Maine Kalakand Ke Badle Mein Le Hai,
182. Halwai- To Kalakand Ke Paise,
183. Chintu- Kintu Kalakand To Maine Ladoo Ke Badle Mein Liya Hai,
184. Halwai- To Lado~ Ke Paise De Do,
185. Chintu- Wah Jee Waah Ladoo To Maine Wapis Kar Diye. 
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191. Pyarelal Ne Ek Raat Sapne Mein Dekha Ki Koi,
192. Unke Hath ~Mei 90 Rupay De Raha Hai Aur Pyarelal Ji,
193. Hai Ki 100 Rupay Se Kam Lene Ko Taiyar Nahi Ho Rahe Hai,
194. Ishi Bich Mein Achanak Pya~relal Ki Aankh Khul Gayi,
195. Aur Unhone Apne Dono Hath Ko Khali Paya,
196. Jhat Pyarelal Jee Ne ~Aankhe Band Kar Li Aur,
197. Lage Chikhna Chilane Acha, Lao-Lao 90 Hi De Do
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202. Apni Patni ~Se Tang Aa Kar Ek Aadmi Chidiya Ghar Mein Sher,
203. Ke Pinjre Mein So Gaya,
204. Uski Patni Usko Dundti Hui Wahn Phuchi Aur Ghar Le Ja Kar Boli,
205. Kayar Kahi Ke, Mujhse Darkar Waha Sher K~e Pinjre Mein Chip Gaye
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210. Surender Shar~ma Ji Hasya Rash Ke Jane-Mane Choti Ke Kavi Hai,
211. Unki Kavita Shuru Hone Ke Phale Hi Hall Taliyo Se Gunjan~e Lagta Hai,
212. Shrotagan Haste-Haste Nahi Rukte Lekin Kya Majal Ki Sharma Ji Ke,
213. Chere Par Muskurahat Tak Aa Jaye, Humne Unh~e Unke Ghar Par Bhi,
214. Kabhi Haste H~ua Nahi Dekha Ek Din Unki Shrimati Ji Ne Dekha Ki,
215. Sharma Ji Akele Khade Hansh Rahe Hai To Chinta M~ein Pad Gaye,
216. Aur Pucha Kyon Ji Kya Hua Aapko, Kya Tabiyat Khrab Hai, Doctor Ko Bulau. 
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221. Thane Mein Hathkadi Lage Do Chor Sir Jhukaye Khade The,
222. Thanedar Ek Chor Se-Tumhara Naam?
223. Pahela Chor- Chaterjim
224. Thanedar Bohe Tan Kar – Aur Tumhara ?
225. Dushra Chor- B~anarjee
226. Thanedar Apne Munshi Se- Dekho Kaam Choro Ka Karte Hai,
227. Aur Naam Ke Aage Ji Lagate Hai- Likh Do Chatr-Batar. 
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232. Ek Neta Ji Thake Hua Ghar Lote, Nauker Se Bole,
233. Bhut Thak Gya Hu, It~ni Der Tak Bhasan Diya,
234. Jaldi Se Pair Daba De, Nauker- Malik Bhasan Der Tak,
235. Diya Hai To Gala Thak Gya Hoga Khiye To Gla Bhi Daba Du. 
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241. Ek Mitar - Yadi Mein Tumhe Dher Sare Rupey Dekhau To Tum Mujhe Kya Donge,
242. Dusra Mitar-Kua Mein Dakka 
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248. Maree~j - Doctor Shab Apne 6 Hafte Pahle Bulaya Tha Tang,
249. Ka Plaster Katne Ko, So Mai Aa Gaya Hu,
250. Doctor-Tumko Mana Kiya Tha Ki Sidhi Mat Chadna,
251. Mareej - Haan, Doctor Shab M~aine Bilkul Aapke Kehne Ke,
252. Mutabik Kiya Hai, Sidhi Bilkul Nahi Chadi, Pipe Ke Raste Chadta Tha.
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257. Ek Singer Kisi Function Mein Gaa Rahe The,
258. Kuch Darshak Bich-Bich Mein Daad De Rahe The,
259. Wah Kya Dard Ha~i, Wakai Singer Ke Gale Mein Dard Hai,
260. Function Ki Ending Par Ek~ Mahaseh Singer Ke Pass Aakar Kehne,
261. Lage Ji Main Gale Ka Doctor Hoon Mujhe Abhi~-Abhi Pata Chala Hai,
262. Ki Aapke Gale Mai Dard Hai, Ye Goliya Lijiye, Dard Mit Jayega. 
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267. Mera Challan Mat Karo – Santa Bola Jaha Sharab Ki Dukan Hai Waha Mujhe Scoth,
268. Whiskey Ki Char Petiya Foran Phuchani Hai,
269. Isliye Mein Majburan Zara Si Tej Car Chala Raha Tha,
270. Chodo Bhi, Yeh Lo , Ek Botal Tum Le Lo,
271. Hawaldar : Aap Mujhe Reshvat Dene Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Hai,
272. Santa- Are Nahi Sahab,
273. Hawaldar- Kitne Ki Hai Ek,
274. Santa- 350 Rupay,
275. Santa- Acha, Aap Botal Ki Keemat Adda Kar Do,
276. Hawaldar- Yah Lo 100 Rupay Aur Teen De Do. 
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281. Ek Dost Apne Sath~i Ko Jo Sehar Ke Neta The Bade Pyar,
282. Se Sharab Peene Se Hone Wali Barbadiya Bata Rahe The,
283. Kuch Dair Baad Netaji Ne Jawab Diya Bhai Mere Acche Dost,
284. Tum Samjhne Ki Koshish Kyu Nahi Karte,
285. Jab Se Maine Samaj~ Seva Ka Varat Liya Hai Tabhi Se,
286. Yah Kadve Ghut Pee Raha Hu Taki Samaj Ko Isse Hone Wale,
287. Nukshan Bata Saku, Mein Koi Shounk Ke Liye Nahi Pita Hu. 
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291. Trafic Police Ke Ek Sub-Inspector Ne Apni Jeep Ek,
292. Laides Ke Piche Lagkar Use Tej Raftar Car Chlane Ke,
293. Jurm Mein Roka To~ Lady Tamakkar Bole – Agar Mein Tej Chala,
294. Rahi Thi To Tum Bhi To Tej Chala Rahe The Warna,
295. Tumne Mujhe Pakada Kaise Hota
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300. Maa – Beta, Aisa Kaam Nahi Karna Chiye Jisse Pitna Pade,
301. Chintu- Ma~a, To Ab Mein School Nahi Jaunga,
302. Maa - Kyu Beta,
303. Chintu- Waha Master Ji Meri Pitai Karte Hai