- Girl, you better hav~e a license, coz you are driving me crazy....
- Never apologize for being you....
- I’m a good boy with ba~d habits:.......
- Flip a coin... If head comes, I a~m yours, if tail comes then you are mine.....
- Don't worry. God is always on time.....
- She loves me or not but I love her a lot....
- Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken....
- Warning, do yo~u think its right time to talk to me...
- If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal....
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative. ....
- Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. ..
- I can handle pain until it hurts.......
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. .........
- Gravity always gets me down...
- I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ...
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out...
- If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol....
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- Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say...
- Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you...
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- Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside......
- we live in WTF generation - Wikip~edia, twitter, facebook....
- I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative....
- When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy....
- I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others......
- If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code...
- Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good....
- Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki ~soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi....
- Every time I drink I get awesome....
- After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy...
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