Funny Cat Quotes now quotes 2017

1. ⧭Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals⬋⬋
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4. ⧭⧭If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - 
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7. ⧭How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets. - 
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9. ⬊Why can't cats work on the computer⬉⬉They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. - 
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11. You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
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14. ⬋What's the difference between a cat and a flea⬊⬊ Cats can have fleas, but fleas can't have cats. - 
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17. ⬊I'm sorry that I'm not updating ⧭⧭my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. 
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20. ⬊The household cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs. 
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23. ⬊Cat life mice can foxes be ⧭⧭wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals⬉⬉⬉
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26. If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. 
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29. ⬊How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets. - 
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32. Why can't cats work on the computer⬉⬉They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. - 
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35. ⧭You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do. 
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38. ⧭What's the difference between a cat and a flea⬉⬉Cats can have fleas, but fleas can't have cats. - 
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41. ⧬I'm sorry that I'm not updating my⧭⧭ Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - 
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44. ⧭The household cat is really a tiger that⧭⧭ has underwent three counselling programs. - 
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