Santa ki bivi uske driver k sath bhaag gaee..
logo ne poo@chha 'santa ji hun ki kroge..?
Santa: karna ki hai gaddi apneaap chlaawange...
Santa Singh v/s Jagjit Singh
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo..
Ye Shaurat bhi lelo...
Ye daulat@ b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa Singh: Ye bechara bahut
pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..
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Santa Jeb Mai Patthar Le Kar Ghum Raha Tha
Santa apne jeb mai ek patthar
le kar ghum raha tha..
usne e@k se pucha tha ki
kyon le kar ghum rahe ho.
to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai
usi ka name chalta hai
A Girl Romantic Wid Santa
A Girl Romantically said to a santa:
Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
Santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
Pyar Karne Wale Parwah Nahi Krte
Girlfriend-@ Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
anta -Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
Difference between Mosquito and a Fly
Santa: What is another difference
between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a
mosquito cannot mosquito.
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When did George Washington die?
Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Ferroucious@ Animals
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals
that you can think of
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Santa In A Court
Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke..
Santa :ye@h kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya,
ab fir Gita pe haath lagao.
Decleration of Independence
Banta:Where was the
Decleration of Independence signed?
Santa Singh: At the bottom.
Banta:What comes after six?
Santa singh: The milk man.
Santa on a Zebra Crossing
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke
Black & White Patte par
Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ?
THINK???? "SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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Santa doing Dry cleaning
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Wash@ing myself, of course
Banta: Without soap and water?
Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning
Santa aur uski Biwi ka blood group
Doctor say@ to santa :
Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
santa: Hoga zaror hoga;
25 saal se mera khoon jo piya hai..!
Banta suffering from Diarrhoea
Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea
& it wont go away.
Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
Banta: Yes I did.
When I remove it, it starts again.
Woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Muj@he uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,
uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha
"CHAALU KHAATA"
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Men's discussing about their Wives
Three men discussing wives.
1st says my wife is very cold.
2nd says mine is very hot.
Santa: I'm confused.
I think she is cold but people say she's hot.
Longest sentence you can think of..
Teacher: I want you to tell me the
longest sentence you can think of.
Santa: Life imprisonment!
Watching The Funeral By Binocular
Santa to Banta… why are you
watching the funeral by BINOCULAR…
Santa replies because
DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
Car Indicator!
Santa driving a jeep in jungle,
Tourist: how do @you escape if lion comes now..?
Santa: Give the right indicator and turn left
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Santa goes to C@hina to find the
meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the
OXYGEN TUBE!"
Ab Santa Nahi Bachega
Santa-Muje Arrest Karlo
Maine Apni Biwi Ke Seer Pe Danda Mara H.
Police-Wo Mar Gai Kya?
Santa-Nahi,Wo to Bach Gai,
Lekin Ab Mai Nhi Bachunga..
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Gaadi Paisa aur Bungalow
Santa- Mere pass gadi hai ,b@unglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
Banta ke 18 bachhe
SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se@ wada kiya tha k unki beti ko
kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)
Santa Kafan Lene Dukandar K Pass..
Santa ki biwi mar gai--
santa ji kafan leny gia---
dukandar n@ay kafan ka kaprra dia---
santa kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia..
santa.. is may aur colors dikawo
Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do
Wife: Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Banta: Ek @Baar Daikh Lanay Do,
Phir Woh Khud Apnay
Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….
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Baraf Se Paani Ka Leakage
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra
Utha Ker Usay Gaur Se
Dekh Raha Tha ...
Banta : Oye Kia Dekh Raha Hy ... ???
Santa : De@kh Raha Hoon Ye
Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ... ;
Cocroach Ke Lie Powder
Banta- Sir cocroach ke lie powder loge kya?
Santa- nhi hum cocroch ko itna lad pyar nhi kar sakte hai.
aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega.
Today is Amvasya
One day Santa was going to moon in rocket
but he stopped journey in the middle and came back to the earth.
Bantu asked Santa why did yo@u came back? then
Santa replaid you fool "today is amvasya there is no moon".
Three Kinds of men in the World
3 Kinds of men in the World:
Some remain single & make wonders happen.
Some maintain g@irlfriends & see wonders happen.
Other get married & wonder what happened.
logo ne poo@chha 'santa ji hun ki kroge..?
Santa: karna ki hai gaddi apneaap chlaawange...
Santa Singh v/s Jagjit Singh
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo..
Ye Shaurat bhi lelo...
Ye daulat@ b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa Singh: Ye bechara bahut
pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..
Sponsored Links
Santa Jeb Mai Patthar Le Kar Ghum Raha Tha
Santa apne jeb mai ek patthar
le kar ghum raha tha..
usne e@k se pucha tha ki
kyon le kar ghum rahe ho.
to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai
usi ka name chalta hai
A Girl Romantic Wid Santa
A Girl Romantically said to a santa:
Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
Santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
Pyar Karne Wale Parwah Nahi Krte
Girlfriend-@ Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
anta -Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
Difference between Mosquito and a Fly
Santa: What is another difference
between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a
mosquito cannot mosquito.
Sponsored Links
When did George Washington die?
Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Ferroucious@ Animals
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals
that you can think of
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Santa In A Court
Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke..
Santa :ye@h kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya,
ab fir Gita pe haath lagao.
Decleration of Independence
Banta:Where was the
Decleration of Independence signed?
Santa Singh: At the bottom.
Banta:What comes after six?
Santa singh: The milk man.
Santa on a Zebra Crossing
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke
Black & White Patte par
Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ?
THINK???? "SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Sponsored Links
Santa doing Dry cleaning
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Wash@ing myself, of course
Banta: Without soap and water?
Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning
Santa aur uski Biwi ka blood group
Doctor say@ to santa :
Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
santa: Hoga zaror hoga;
25 saal se mera khoon jo piya hai..!
Banta suffering from Diarrhoea
Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea
& it wont go away.
Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
Banta: Yes I did.
When I remove it, it starts again.
Woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Muj@he uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,
uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha
"CHAALU KHAATA"
Sponsored Links
Men's discussing about their Wives
Three men discussing wives.
1st says my wife is very cold.
2nd says mine is very hot.
Santa: I'm confused.
I think she is cold but people say she's hot.
Longest sentence you can think of..
Teacher: I want you to tell me the
longest sentence you can think of.
Santa: Life imprisonment!
Watching The Funeral By Binocular
Santa to Banta… why are you
watching the funeral by BINOCULAR…
Santa replies because
DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
Car Indicator!
Santa driving a jeep in jungle,
Tourist: how do @you escape if lion comes now..?
Santa: Give the right indicator and turn left
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Santa goes to C@hina to find the
meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the
OXYGEN TUBE!"
Ab Santa Nahi Bachega
Santa-Muje Arrest Karlo
Maine Apni Biwi Ke Seer Pe Danda Mara H.
Police-Wo Mar Gai Kya?
Santa-Nahi,Wo to Bach Gai,
Lekin Ab Mai Nhi Bachunga..
Sponsored Links
Gaadi Paisa aur Bungalow
Santa- Mere pass gadi hai ,b@unglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
Banta ke 18 bachhe
SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se@ wada kiya tha k unki beti ko
kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)
Santa Kafan Lene Dukandar K Pass..
Santa ki biwi mar gai--
santa ji kafan leny gia---
dukandar n@ay kafan ka kaprra dia---
santa kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia..
santa.. is may aur colors dikawo
Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do
Wife: Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Banta: Ek @Baar Daikh Lanay Do,
Phir Woh Khud Apnay
Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….
Sponsored Links
Baraf Se Paani Ka Leakage
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra
Utha Ker Usay Gaur Se
Dekh Raha Tha ...
Banta : Oye Kia Dekh Raha Hy ... ???
Santa : De@kh Raha Hoon Ye
Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ... ;
Cocroach Ke Lie Powder
Banta- Sir cocroach ke lie powder loge kya?
Santa- nhi hum cocroch ko itna lad pyar nhi kar sakte hai.
aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega.
Today is Amvasya
One day Santa was going to moon in rocket
but he stopped journey in the middle and came back to the earth.
Bantu asked Santa why did yo@u came back? then
Santa replaid you fool "today is amvasya there is no moon".
Three Kinds of men in the World
3 Kinds of men in the World:
Some remain single & make wonders happen.
Some maintain g@irlfriends & see wonders happen.
Other get married & wonder what happened.
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