God ne pucha: kidhar jana mangta, swarg ya nark?
Apun bola nark! malum @kyo? tum sala dost log udharich milenga, bole to jhidhar tum, wohich apun ka swarg...
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Why has Govt fixed @voting age of 18 yrs and marrage in age of 21yrs ?
Bcoz govt ko pata hai k 18 yrs mai admi desh samhal sakhta hai lakin biwi nhi.
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Boy :» p lu tere neele neele neno ki shabnum, p lu tere geele geele hoto se sargam,
Girl :» en dono k bech @nak b ata hai waha se b kuch kha-p le bukhe
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Doctor 2 Engg: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai.
Engineer pehle to bahut roya. Fir aansu ponchte huye bola . . . . revaluation mein niklega kya?..
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Girlfriend khana khate hue boli : Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai . . .
Boyfreind :- Tum jaldi se khana kha lo, w@o apni plet pehchan gaya hai..!!
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Collegewali- Masaledar hoti hai.
Officewali- Fiki hoti hai.
Gharwali me- Taste nahi aata.
Stationwali- Sas@ti hoti hai. . . . . .
Par CHAI to CHAI hoti hai.
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Machli Jal ki Rani h..jeevan uska pani h...
hath lagao to sadd@ jayegi..
bahar nikalo to fatt jayegi....:P :D
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WIFE :- MAI MARNE JA RAHI HU
HUSBAND:-YE LE DAIRY MILK
WIFE:- Q.??
HUSBAND:- KOI BHI SHUB KAAM KARNE SE PEHLE KUCH MEETHA KHA LENA CHAHIYE .
KAM ACHHA HOTA HAI
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Customer: Waiter aisi chai@ pilao jisko peekar tan man jhum uthe aur badan machalne lage.
Waiter: Sir hamare yanha bhains ka dudh aata hai nagin ka nahi.
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Teacher- Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
Teacher- Cat?
Student- Meow
Teacher- Lion?
Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
.
.
.
.
Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..! :D
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Dil ne socha apko sms karu
Phir socha dil to pagal hai
Phir khayal aaya
Padnewala kunsa normal hai
=============================
Hanumanji: baba me dharti me aur din nahi raha saqta.
Baba: Q?????
Hanumanji: aaj mandir me ekh ladki ayi thi aur hadh hila ke boli. Hi Hanu!! Wats Up????? aise muhh kyu fula rakha hai.... Just Chill Baby...:)
=============================
Hasino pe mat ja mere dost
Wo nighao se war karti hai
Yakin na ho to pucch apni wali se
Wo Smart-Vikash se pyar karti hai
=============================
Le, moot diya tere mobile ki screen pe Ab jo ukhadna h, ukhaaad le,ja kar de report meri...
=============================
"GARMI SONG"
Suno gaur se "PEPSI" Walo
Buri @nazar na "COKE" PE dalo
chahe jitna "DEW" pila Lo
sabse aage hoge "NIMBU - PANI"
Hamne piya h tum b piyo
"HAPPY SUMMER."
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Hyderabadi style
Mom: kaiku rora?
Son: teacher @maari meku
M: kaiku maari chudel ne?
S: mai usku MURGI bola
M: kaiku?
S: kaiku boletoh har exam mein ANDA deri meku
=============================
Close ur eyes and think about urself,
ur looks,
ur style,
ur face,
ur smile,
ur eyes,
ur teeth,
ur attitude.
Now, open ur eyes...
Kyon muft mei HORROR PICTURE dekhni ko mili na.....
Chalo Thanx bolo..
=============================
Nigahe nigaho se milakar to dekho,
dil ki bat batakar to dekho
sab aap ke karib ayenge,
aap ek hafta lagatar nha kar to dekho.
=============================
Sikke ko uchhalo to use toss kahte hai.
Momo par dal ke khao to use sous kahte hai.
Bussines me ghata ho to use lous kahte hai . . . . .
aur aap jiska sms padh rahe ho use boss kahte hai.
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Hum SMS kyu padte hai
masti k liye....!! no !!! . . .
fun k liye ??? no !!!! . . . . . .
hasne k liye ?? no !! phir kyu?
kyu ki jab padega india tabi to badega india..........
=============================
Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge
*Is jiv ka nam he, "girlfriend".
*Yeh aksar College me payi jate hai.
*Inka poustik aahar he boyfriend ka BHEJA.
*Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai.
*Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he emotionally blackmail karna.
*uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he,
*Jiska koi ilaaj nahi. bas inse savdhan rehna
"Sarkar dwara janhit me jari"
=============================
Sabse zyada gussa kb ata hai??
.
.
.
.
Jab apka teacher bole ki
main kal class test lunga
aur nxt day jab wo test lena bhool jaye
.
.
Aur class ka koi baccha bol de
.
.
Sir! Aaj test nahi loge keya ??
=============================
Hum Hum he,
aap aap he,
na aap kam he,
na hum kam he,
to kis baat ka gum he,
SMS bhejte rhiye thbhi to lagega ke
sms bhejnewala Dabbang Aur
padnewala Bajirao Singhm hai.
=============================
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
=============================
Ek nai shaadi-suda jodi neta k ghar asirwad lene gaya.
Netaji- Beta hum neta h asirwad nahi dete, udghatan karwa lo....
=============================
Maine dil se pucha -- mujhe raat ko nind kyo nahi aa rahi hai?
Dil ne kha -- jyada natak mat kar, dopehar me daba ke soya hai....
Sala natakbaz
=============================
god ne aapko bheja lekin bheje me bheja hi nahi bheja.
ye sms kisi aur ne mujhe bheja isliye ye sms mene tumhe bheja
dekha mera bheje
=============================
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se
:
Warna Uska Baap Kahega
:
:
:
Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakkar Laga Gaya...
=============================
Ek Gal Akeli Ja rahi thi?
Ek Boy Samne Se aa rha tha
Dono Bilkul Pass aa gaye
Ladka Chala Gaya
Ladki Chali Gayi
Moral
Sab aap Jaise Kaminy nahi Hote'
=============================
Agar Ladke k pas personal mobile ha
face pr hr waqt smile ha
sar pr hr roj 1 naya hairstyle ha
to smjho
"MAA KA LADLA BIGAD GAYA"
=============================
"Ham ko aap se ye umeed nahi. Hum ne aap ko kya samja or aap kya
nikle. Main ne aap ko acha samja tha lekin
aap
us
se
b
ACHHE nikle
=============================
Arz kiya hai...
Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. ..
Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.
Baat ho to kaise ho..
Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain
=============================
ek rahen chillu,
ek rahen billu,
chillu 11 me padhat rahen,
billu 12 me padhat rahen,
or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU,
u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,, :)
=============================
Aarz kiya hai,
Khuda bachaye tumhe
in hasino se,
nazino se,
in mahzebino se,
Par in hasino ko
kaun bachaye
tum jaise Kamino se!
=============================
Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko
sath leke nahi sona chahiye Phir bhi log Pata
Nahi kyo Biwi ko sath leke sote ha..
=============================
A Song 4 U.
Agar Tum Mil Jao To Tange Tod Denge Hum.
Tumhe Paa Kar Tumhare Peche Kutta Chod Denge Hum.
Baas Tum Mil To Jao.
=============================
Santa Ko Hath k Nakhun khane ki adat thi..
Parents ne usko Baba Ramdev ke pas bheja..
Aur Ab Santa
.
.
.
.
.
Pairon ke Nakhun V kha sakta h..!
=============================
Aaj India K
khatarnak daku
"Virappan"ki 3rd death anniversry H
Uski Atma K shanti K liye
aap ye msg kisi 1 daku ko forward krdo!
Maine to kar diya..
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Aaj Hum Aapse Dil Ki Baat Karna Chahte Hai Mind Mat Karna
Mai
Aap
Se
Bhaut
P
Py
Pya
Pyar
Pyara
Pyara Hu
Jis Se Marzi Puch Lo.
=============================
Sabse Zyada Vitamin C mirchi Me hota hai
Yakin Na ho to Kaha k Dekho Body k sab parts C C karnge
=============================
Barsat Me Chhata
Risto me Mata
Samaroh me Taali
Jija K liye Saali
Metal Me Sona
Ladkiyo ka Rona
Pyar me Gam
or Sms Me Famous hain Hum
=============================
Arz Kiya hai
Jhatka Kuch is tarah Diya sanam ne apni zulfo ka
Ikatthe 7 Juyen mere Daaman me aaGire
=============================
Zindagi He To Khwab hai
Khwab he To Manzle He
Manzile hai to raste he
raste He to Mushkil he
Muskile He to Himmat he
Himat he to
=============================
Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna
Agar
Gulab k badle Sandal Mile to
kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana
=============================
Kisi ne mujhse aapki Umar puchi,
maine kaha- Chahre se 19 Yrs.
Kapdo se 21 yrs,
hansi se 7yrs.,
Ankho se 8 yrs.
Kul mila kar 55 SAAL kam to nahi btayi
=============================
A star droped on earth.He askd me wht do u want?
A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?
I said million dollar
Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge!
=============================
Ashiq pagal ho jate he pyr me
baki kasr puri ho jati Hai Intezar me
magar ye dil ruba nahi samajti
wo to Gol Gappe Khati Firti Hai Bazzar me
=============================
Q>>How To Impress a Girl with in 1 Minute?
?
Any Idea?
no?
agar Mujhe pata hota to maine Sms tumhe na karta.
=============================
Aasmaan Jitna Neela He
Sunflower Jitna Peela He
Paani Jitna Geela He
Aap ka screw Utna Hi Dheela he.
=============================
aisa rishta hai hamara mai kashti aap shara,
mai dhanus aap teer,mai matar aap paneer,
mai baarish aap badali mai hot aap cool,m
ai april tum fool.
=============================
Breaking news...!!!
Bappi lahari apni building apni building ke 10th floor se niche gir gaye aur
.
.
.
.
.
Tappa khakar wapas oopar chale gaye...
=============================
Maar deb goli...
Koi na boli...
Patak deb bomb...
Hoi jaiba khatam
Chali mukadma
Jitab hum
Because I am
"DESI DABANGG"
=============================
Tumhare SMS keliye hamare Mobile me
Parking= Free
Tax = Free
Air= Free
sab= Free
Ye mouka sirf apke liye
Daily SMS karo Life Enjoy karo
=============================
Garib kisaan k ghar pe roz colour aata tha.
Kyu?
..
..
..
Qki
uski mehnat 'RANG' lati thi
=============================
McDonadls Shayari_!
Kabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit_Wah
WahKabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit_Wah Wah& U R Still Saying I'M Loving it_
=============================
Wen u win,every 1 takes pride 2 celebrate ur victory bt wen u loose,
only true frnd holds ur hand sits by ur side n says-
'Zalil hi krvaya kr tu hr jagah'
=============================
Tees mar khan- Flop
.
Dabang-Hit
.
Moral-
.
.
Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
.
.
Badnam honi chahiye. ;
=============================
Private Naukari karna @Bachhon ka KheL nahin hai GHALIB.....
Bus itna Samajh Leejiay ki........
Ek NAWABON ki Basti hai aur Jhuk Jhuk k jaana hai
=============================
Achhi Baat To Sb Ko@ Achi Lgti HLekin
Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Buri Na Lage
To Smjo Tumhe PyarNahi Hua HaiZALEEL Hone Ki Adat Ho gy-
=============================
Panditji Ne Apke Cell @Ki Rashi Dekhkar Bataya Hai,
Apke Cell Par Kanjusi Ki Mahadasha Chal Rahi Hai,
Sms Bhejkar Graho ko Shaant Kare Nahi To Set Chori Ho Jayega.
=============================
=============================
Zaheen lrka+ zaheen lrki==DOSTI
/
bewuqoof lrka+ zahin lrki=Love
/
zaheen lrka+ bevuqoof lrki= Dates
/
bevuquf lrka+ bevuqoof lrki=??
Love Marriage...!
=============================
Tmhri bahot yad arhe thi
Tmhain lgta ha k mai aisa bolunga?
Nikal beta shahbash apna kam kr
=============================
If ur eyes r sweet,
u will love the world,
but
if ur tongue is sweet,
the world will love u,
&
if both r sweet,
Phir to aap tofan macha dain gy,
MERI TARAH ;)
=============================
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Koi Jurm To Nhi.
Bas Itna Pata Krlo K, Larki K Bhai
"Police"
me to nhi hain.
=============================
Ap"P.A.G.A.L" ho
.
.
Ghussa nahi krna
mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
.
.
P=pyare
A=ache
G=Great
A=anmol
L=lovley
kaha tha na PAGAL ho.
=============================
Ye par le, imp hai exam mein pakka aaega..
.
.
.
.
.
1.name
2.roll no
3.class
4.subj
5.date
.
ab thanks bol kr rulaaegi kya?
.
anything 4 u
=============================
Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi
Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi
Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..
=============================
Mountain Dew's New Ad:
Come Lets Do
Something
Dangerous,
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS !
Darr Sabko lagta Hai,
Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai..!!
=============================
Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye @Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare?
Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai,
Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kar Jata Hai.....
=============================
1 Shaks Ki Murghi
Beemar Hui ...
.
....
.
.
Tou Phir
.
.
.
.
Tou Us Ne Murghi K
Theek Hony Ki Khushi
Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa
Ker Dia ...
=============================
Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT girlfriend &
what about TOPPERS?
A HOT Teacher jiski wajah se kamine sare classes attend karte hain..
=============================
Jab B Gali Me Chalo
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
QK
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi
Balki
Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances b badh jayenge
=============================
Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa
jaata Aise mausam main hi to dimag ka dahi
hota Dimag ki baat paper par nahi a pati
Yeh afsna to result mei hi bayaan hota
=============================
Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to
ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need
aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati
=============================
tum meri lyf ho
tum meri jine ki wajah ho
tumhare bina me kuch nai
plz meri zndagi me aa jao
.
.
this letter was
written
=============================
Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
=============================
Rang barase bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..
rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali ..re !
abe ab ghar jao nahi to JUKAAM lag jayega
=============================
Q-Wo kya Cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko Saari Umar nahi lene Deti?
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Or Socho???
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ans - Chain k 2 pal
=============================
Ay Barish K Nanay Qat'ro
Us K Chehre Ko Bhigo Dena
Us K Galon Ko Chum Lena
...
Us K Hath'o Ko Bosa Dena
Aur Kehna
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud B Naha Liya Kar...
=============================
Jab Thely Par Biryani Bechney
Wale Ki Aamadni Teacher Ki Tankhwa Se
Zaida Ho To Ye Sabit Hota Hy K Is Qoum
Ko Education Ki Nahi Biryani Ki Zarurat Hay... ;
=============================
importent sms driving karte time drink na kare Q
ki speed breaker aa jane se peg gir sakta hai from u p police Chulbul Pandey
=============================
Sms bhi Bahut Kamal ki chiz Hai,
20 Pagalo ko Karo,
10 Padhte Hi Nahi,
5 delete kar dete h,
4 Ka Inbox Full Hota h,
Bs 1 Hi PAGAL Pura MSG Pdhta h..
Thans..
=============================
Agar 5
minute me
aapka
koi b SMS
Nahi aaya
to aaj se
apna Rista khtam..
Khallas..
Over
Finish
Or
Kal fir Start..
=============================
Maths PJ..
Arz Kiya Hai-
Ae Mere Desh Ke Sache Veero
Wah Wah
Ae Mere Desh Ke Sache Veero
Any Number Multiplied by Zero Is Zero..
=============================
New Krishna to Radha-
Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu Radha Gori
Main Kites ka hritik tu Barbara Mori
Radha- Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve Story...:-D
=============================
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..
Aur
Maine jo sher mara to
to
to
to
sherni widhwa ho gayi..
=============================
Pani ko bewkuf
kaise banaoge ?
Socho?
Socho
Socho?
Garam karo aur
Roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao..!
good morning :-)
=============================
film"loot le india"
hero:manmohan singh
heroine:sonia gandhi
villan:a raja
scipt by;karunanidhi
guest appearance:rahul gandhi
comedy:sarad pawar
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Abe O pagal,
1 Zabardast Sher Sun..
Sher Bi Tu,
Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu..
=============================
Kia Faida
I.Com
B.Com
D.Com
BSE
M.Com
MBA
LLB
Kachiii
Pakkiii
Matric
Karnay Ka
Jub Yahi Pata Na Chal Saky
Kay
Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5rs Kam Kardo
=============================
Altaf Bhai Nai Kaha
Inqelab Aisa Laao K Hukmarano Ki
Naak Mai Damm Kar Do
Magar Mujhy Pehly Ye Batao K
Kis Nai Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pai 5 Rupay
Kamm Kar Do
=============================
Yeah Lo Sambhalo Apnay Bachon Ko…
Sab Ka Darwaza Bja K Poch Rahay Hain
K
Kis Ne Kaha Tha K PEPSI Pe 5 Rs Kam Kar Do
=============================
door se dekha to ladki apni bal sabar rahi thi,
pass gaya to dekha gaye apni ponch hila rahi thi.
=============================
jo dil main hai use jatate rehna ,
jise chhte ho use btate rehne,
nahi to...?
nahi to kya...?
uski shadi me tent aur kursi sajaate rehna
=============================
Pyara sa chehra,
Mithi C Aawaz,
Masum @sa Dil,
Sweet C muskan,
Perfect personality
kuch mizaaj Andaz
ye to hai meri baat,
Aur batao
kaise hai Aap...
=============================
Kabhi @Kabhi
Mai Lait Ke
Sochta Hu
aeDOST
Ke
.
.
.
.
.
Agar Beth Ke Sochuga
To Koun Sa Teer Maar Lunga
Submitted by: Suryansh
Place: Krishna Nagar, Lucknow
Kaamyabi Hamesha
Kaamyabi Hamesha Us k
Qadam Choomti Hy
.
.
Jo Socks Utaarne k Baad
Apne Paao'n Dhota Hy ... =D
=============================
Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet
Wah.. Wah
Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..
Student Says- 'Plz Mam,
May I Go To Toilet...'
=============================
Do you know meaning of
JKBKUL?
No?
Meaning Is-
.
.
.
.
.
.
J-Jan
K-Kar
B-Bhi
K-Kya
U-Ukhad
L-Loge..!!
=============================
Gadha jo na pasand kare wo ghas ho tum. Idiot,ullu,
bakwas ho tum. Kuchh bhi kaho par banda to bare jhakas ho tum..,,,
=============================
Inbox ki gawahi ko madde nazar rakhte hue...
kalam 420 k tahet sms padh rahe mujrim ko balance hote
hue bhi sms nahi bhejne k jurm me KANJUS karaar diya jata hai....'
=============================
Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...
.
.
.
.
Bachpan me 'Mamu' aur
Jawani me 'Janu' nazar aata hai...
=============================
Ek bar 1 aadmi ne Rajnikant ki beti ko line mardi..
Rajnikant ne usuki tang,Hath,Gardan marod di..
Aj wo aadmi BABA RAMDEV K Naam se Jana jata hai...!!
=============================
Smoking affects lungs
Drinking affects liver
Girls affect heart
Bt d mst dangrz 1 z:Studies,
it affects mind,
sidha coma me jaoge
So,avoid it....:( ;) :)
=============================
Ladka:Chalte chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata hu main,
Baithe baithe yu hi so Jata Hu mainKya yahi Pyaar hai?
Ladki:Nahi bhaiya Kamjori Hai.Revital khaya Karo.
=============================
Choose A Hand..
Left...
Right...
Then I Will Tell U K Aap. .
Mere Kon Se Hath Se Chamaat Khaenge..
=============================
Andheri raat me wo pyara sa..
Neeli Neeli Ankho wala..
Mere pass aata hai..
Aur apni pyari si Awaj me kaheta hai
"Meow Meow"
Ye Billi ka baccha bhi na
=============================
Ise kahete hai,
Mera SMS padhane ka Junoon,
Lage raho,I Like it!
Ek aur chahiye to bolna sharmana mat!
=============================
:Advertise On A Sweet Shop::
.
.
.
"Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
.
Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!")
=============================
Maana K Teri Nazar Me Kuch Bhi Nhi H0 Mein,,,
.
.
.
.
.
Meri Qadar Un Se Poch Jin K Maine Paise Dene Hain..
=============================
Teri ummid tera intjar karte hai
Ae sanam ham to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte hai
Par
Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjaar karte hai..
=============================
Mai SACH KA SAMNA me 10 Lakh Jita tha,
Lekin ab mere paas ek b paisa nahi bacha.
30 % TAX me kat gaye aur baki
70 % DIVORCE ka Vakil le gaya. .
=============================
Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!''
=============================
defrnt styl of gudmrng
dad- gudmrng beta
frnd- gudmrng yaar
mom- sota reh kamine, saari raat phonewali amma se baat kiya kar
=============================
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola,
Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega,
Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya
Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.
=============================
Qanoon Vote Dalny K Liye 18 Sal Umar,
Aur …
Shadi K Liye 21 Sal Umar Hona Zaruri Hy.
Yani K …
.
.
.
.
Bivi Sambhalna
Mulk Sambhalny Sy Ziyada Mushkil Hy.
=============================
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi Ki
Car K Peeche Likha Tha:
.
.
.
.
Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain.
=============================
Agr Koi Pyari Si Girl Valentine's Day
Per Apko “I LOVE U” Bole To 3 Baten Ho
Sakti Hain
1. Uski Aankhen Kharab Hain
2. Ya Uska Dimagh Kharab Hai
3. Ya Wo Khud Kharab Hai :
=============================
A hospital needs ur help immediately.
Chloroform khatam ho gaya,s
o Plz sen ur hanky as soon as pos.
Dont send ur socks,warna murder case ho jayega!
=============================
[Killer PJ]
Agar 25 Rupaye me 'Paav-Bhaji' milta hai,toh 100 Rupaye me kya milega?
Ans:'Puri Bhaji'!!
PAV=1/4th
Puri=Full!
=============================
Raat ko 3 tarah k log jaagte hai
BHOOT:-Insaan ko darane k liye
MACHCHAR:-Insaan ko satane k liye
Aur..
HUSBAND & WIFE:-Insaan ko banane k liye..
=============================
Dil me Tum
Dharhkan me Tum
Aankhon me Tum
Saanson me Tum
Jahan b dekhu
Bus Tum hi Tum
Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen
Jaraseem har jaga hote hain
=============================
KAL 2 logo ko bewkuf banaya
Pucho Kaise
!
?
!
?
Bilkul Aise
Ab 3 ho gaye!
=============================
The secret of a happy married life..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oye hoye
shadi hui nhi or secret janne ki itni bechaini.!
Padai karo padai..!
=============================
5 reason y u & me r good friends....
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
thapad padega agar reason dhundane ki koshish ki
true friendship has no reason
samjhe
=============================
Arz Kiya Hai..
Chor Ne Kiya Ladki Ka Purse Chori..
Wah.. Wah..
Chor Ne @Kiya Ladki Ka Purse Chori..
Lalla Lalla Lori.. Doodh Ki Katori
=============================
Puchhta hai jab koi ki,
Duniya me mohabbat hai kaha..?
Muskura deta hu Mai aur yaad aa Jaati hai
MAA
KI
PYARI
SI
Hone
wali
"BAHU"
Ki
=============================
Tomorrow.
You are cordially invited to join us with family & friends for"
diwali ki safai ,
bahut kaam hai,
please mana mat karna..
=============================
Wo kon si cheez he jo aap k kan k sath attach h..?
.
.
" Aap KHUD"
=============================
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Arz Kiya hai -
.
.
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha
=============================
Bestfrnd wo jo school me apni pen
high school me apni note
collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de
Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best frnd hai
=============================
MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr
=============================
What is NOUN ?
Toh Arz kia h
Kutta b apni gali m hota h king
Wah Wah
Kutta b apni gali m hota h king
NouN is da name of a person, place or thing
=============================
Maine Kahi Suna Tha
Ke
Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhne Se@ Insan Khud Bi Khubsurat Ho Jata Hai
So
Hamesha Apne Paas
Meri Tasveer Rakha Karo..
=============================
Best Reply Ever By a G~irl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfrind......
.
.
.
Karlo..
=============================
;->Today Is "~SORRY DAY"
So, Agar Humari Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To
Lagti Rahe
Hum Ye Din Nahi manate /"/
./"L
hudd hud dabbang dabbang. Hehehe
=============================
Ye exam,ye marks,ye %, sab bekar ki batein hain.
Sab moh maya hai, Aap khali hath aaye ho',
khali hath jaaoge. Is Sach ko apnaao or
Razaai odh k so jaao!
=============================
A very true thought:
"Wenevr i ~wana fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in luv wth me"
n I believe,
pyar usise karo jo tumse pyar kare..
Isnt it?Muj bahut nini ati hai
=============================
Khubsurti ye nahi k naye kapde, joote pehno, Smart nazar aao..
Balki khubsurti to andar se hoti hai
Isliye
Chaddi hamesha mast Rangin dhaari wali pehnna..haha
=============================
unki gali k chakkar kat kat k kutte hamare
yaar ho gaye w~o hame na mili hum kutto k saradar ho gaye.
=============================
unki gali k chakkar kat kat k kutte hamare
yaar ho gaye wo hame na mili hum kutto k saradar ho gaye.
=============================
BIJLI Walaon Se Hamein Itni Mohabbat Hai
DOSTO
Ke W~o Roth Jain To Humain Neend Nahi ATii_
=============================
SHARAB CHALISA
Gurur Gutka
Gurur Whisky
Gurur Scotch
namo namah
Gurur Quarter
Desi Pauua
Tasmay Shri Beer Namah
GOD Apko Sada Tunn Rakhe.
=============================
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere~ sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli
Question No. 1 is compulsary
=============================
Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar...
Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar..
Make d circuit diagram as show in d figure.
=============================
'OYE'
Kya Samajhte Hai Apne Aap ko?
Message Bhej
Warna
Teri?
M
MA
MA
MAA
MAA~A
MAAAA
MAAAA
MAAAAA
MAAAAAARZI Yar !
Naa Bhej
Koi zabardsti thodi na hai...!
=============================
"Aaj kal duniya me dhoka aam baat hai,
Ab 'Suraj~' ko hi dekh lo.
Aata hai KIRAN k saath,
Rehta hai ROSHNI k saath,
or Jaata hai SANDHYA k sath...
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A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
0
!
"
#
?
%
?
'
+
;
-
:
THANKS GOD
MERE PHONE K SARE BUTTON THEEK HAI,
SORRY 2 D~ISTURB U.
=============================
365 Good Morn!ngs
Good After Noons,
Good Even!ngs
&
Good N!ghts
Sala Roz Ka Natak H! Khatam.
Ab Pura~ Saal Mat Kehna K SMS nah! K!ya..
=============================
Alcoholic movies
Bunty Aur Baatli
Rum de Basanti
Soda Akb~ar
Do aur do scotch
Jab we tun
Rab ne pila di thodi
Kisme kitna hai rum
=============================
Wo Payal chankati aayi thi.
Payal chankati chali gayi
Mai sindur leke khada tha
Wo Rakhi pa~hnake chali gayi..
Happy Raksha Bandhan
=============================
God Ne Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhe
Gulab Se Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..
Juban Dekar
Sab Par Pani Fer Diya
=============================
Mulakat k liye
"safed" phul,
Dosti k liye
"pila" phul,
Love k liye
"laal" phul
aur
aur
aur
Sasuraal k liye ~"sasuraal GENDA phool
=============================
Mulakat k liye
"safed" phul,
Dosti k liye
"pila" phul,
Love k liye
"laal" phul
aur
aur
aur
Sasuraal k liye "sasuraal GENDA phool
=============================
Hamesha hasne walo~ ko b gum ho skta ha
wah wah
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h
wah wah
koi b lawaris vastu na c~hhuye usme bum ho skta hai..
=============================
Roz Subha Hu~m Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning
Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning
Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai
Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning
=============================
Zindagi mai Kamyab Hone ke 2 uoosul.
1- Kabhi Kisi ko Poori baat mat bathao
2)......?
Kya dhondh rahe ho.?
Mujhko bhi tho KAMYAB hona hai
=============================
Kaisa lagta hai jab
Barasti pani me
hawa k jhokon k sang
Khamosi se chlte hue
Koi apka ha~th tham k haule se keh de
Niche"GOBAR" hai zara dhaye se
=============================
pears- Rs.25
cinthol- Rs. 7
lux- Rs.10
Lifeboy- Rs. 8
oh,
sorry ye SMS galti se
apko chala gaya
Delete kar dena kyunki ye sirf
nahane walo ke liye hai
=============================
|"|_|"|
|APPY |
|_|-|_|
*
*
*
*
*
Ab har din tumha~re liye naya festival kaha se laoo,
Kabhi kabahr aise he happy raha karo!
=============================
Open
.
Wait
.
Cool
.
Relax
.
Ok
.
Ready?
3
.
2
.
1
.
0
.
->
-->
--->
---->
----->
Ab jaldi reply karo~ warna ye tumhre bheje me Ghusegi!
=============================
GirlFrnd ne kiya Kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.
GrlFrnd ne kiya Kiss or jal gye mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS.
=============================
School me ladke line me khade the
Pehle ladke ka naam jee~t hai to uske pichewale ka naam kya h?
?
?
Darr !
?
?
Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet ha
=============================
Arj kiya ~hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
Chura ke Dil mera Goiya Chali..
=============================
Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...
wah
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...
Dial 139 for Train enquiry
=============================
Chand nzr aya?
Nahi
Idhar dekho
(':' )
(")(")
Udh~ar Dekho
( ':')
(")(")
Abhi?
Nahi
Abbey Batti Gul Amawas ko chand dikhata hai kya tujhe!
=============================
Ek Haati Tha Aur Ek Chitti Thi
.
.
Ab Kya har baar Hat~hi aur Chitti k bich kuch hona Jaroori hai kya?
=============================
i
love
you
K spelling ~theek hain na
bs yahi poochna tha pta nai log kia kia smjh laity hain.
uff yai log bhi na
=============================
TOTKA SMS
Agar Aap k Hont SaRdi ki wajase kharab hone lagn to
Un Per Zuban Pherne se Thek ho skty ha
lekin.?
"Zuban kisi aur ki ho"..;)
=============================
Log Kahte Hain~ K 1 Larki K Parhne Se
Sara Ghar Taleem Yafta Ho Jata Ha.
.
.
.
Lekin Us Larki K College Jaane Se
40 Larke Fail Ho Jaate Hain Unka Kya.?
=============================
PANI & PREM me kya fark?
FARK sirf EK hi hai
INSAAN Pani m pade to BHEEG jata he
aur
PREM m pade to Sookh jata he
=============================
KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAL AATA HAI:*
;
?
;
K
jab bijli na~hi
pani nahi
TO BILL KAHAAN SE AATA HAI.
=============================
A.C Ka muqabla cooler kar nai skta
A.C ka mukabla coolr kar nai skta
Ja Simrn Ja is ladke se Jayda payr tuje koi kar nai sakta.
=============================
Ek Machhar Ne Aapni Wife Ko Divorce De Diya..
Pata Hai Kyu.?
Kyu Ki..
Uske Bachho K~i Ragon Mein Kisi Aur Ka Khoon Tha..
=============================
U cnt i~magin Dis pj:
khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaku,{oh no!)
khoni ne dikhaya daya ko chaku....
'Are K hua AaNANDI k bapu'
=============================
Kya tum
Garib ho?
YES or NO?
Agr
Amir Hoto
50ka Bal Bhejo
aur
Garib Hoto Ye msg
Aage Bhejo
KHUL K MANGO Yar
Happy
Bikari day
=============================
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
Wah.. Wah..~
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani.
New maggi cup mania..
Just add garam pani and carry on jani..
=============================
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum
Ye SMS Africn me Lika he
Iska matlab ha
Nak mE Ungli Marne se Furst mil jye to SMS kr liya kro'
=============================
Jungle me sapera been liye baitha hai
Gor firmaiye
Jungle me spera been liye beitha hai
Saanp aur~ b kamina hai
wo durbeen liye baitha hai.'
=============================
Tum har ra~at mere kawbo me aao.
tum har raat mere kwabo me aao
Or
meledi khao our khud jaan jao.
=============================
SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he
Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge
Ek Call roz tum karo
baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge'
=============================
Wo kehte he ki 'Unnki biwi Swarg ki Apsara he
Humne kaha.. bah~ut khush naseeb ho
BAHUT LOGO KI toh abhi b zinda aur Jaan leva hai
=============================
PAV BHAJI banane k liye aapko chahiye-
Aaloo- 1 kg,
Tamatar- 5 piece,
Masala- 1~ packet,
Namak- Swaad Anusar,
Pyaaz...
Aukaat Anusaar !!
:-P jai hind
=============================
Be Izzat Honay Ka Sub Se Aasan Tareeqa
.
.
.
Uff Tauba!!!Be Izzat Honay ka Kitna Shoq Hai
K Tareeqa Dhoond Rahay Ho?
=============================
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana
=============================
“Maine” uska “chehra” “thapar” mar mar
kr lal krdia kyo k osi ne mujhy kaha tha k
.
.
.
thaper se dar~ ni lagta sahib “pyar” se lagta hai.
=============================
Hum apni bebasi kisi pagal ko nhi bitayen gaye
Hum apni bebasi kisi pagal ko nhi btayen gay
.
.
Oper likha to ~hai k nahi btayen gay
PAGAL ho tum yaqeen ho gaya;-)
=============================
Agar Spide~r Man UP Me Aajaye To TV
Chanel Par Sab Se Pehle Kya News Hogi
.
Spider Man Bijli K Taron Men Phas K Halaak:-)
=============================
Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
?
.
.
?
.
?
.
Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti
par
hoti
bhut
SWEET hai..!
=============================
Kya aapko zindagi ke baad v line maarni he?
then
"DONATE UR EYE"
Ek acche ~msg, ko kaise kaise bhejna pad raha he.:(Kalyug he yaar;)
=============================
Invest Returns:
In %
Go~ld 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sensex 35%
&
"ONION 880 %"
1 lakh k KAANDE liye hote.
To is saal NEW YEAR pe EUROPE hote
=============================
,()..(),(o o ) " ----;";. (..) "/ , , / /,//,! /,//,/
Ja
Donkey
ja
Jisne
muje aaj
Miss
nhi ~kia
msg nhi kia
Use unlimited
Kiss kr k aa?..
=============================
Zyada t~handa peene se mujhko ho gayi khansi...
.
Gaur Farmana Ji....
.
Zyada thanda peene se mujhko ho gayi khansi...
.
ACP Says... Daya ise ya to Umrkaid hogi ya Phansi...
=============================
BiWi,
WiFE,
PATNi,
Aur
BEGAAM
...me kya Fark hai..?
.
.
Socho
.
.
.
.
Kuchh~ Fark Nahi Hai ....
.
.
Ye Musibat ke 4
alag alag Naam Hai....
=============================
Rajnikant can d~raw a traingle inside a circle.
Arey wo normal logo ke tarah bhi kuch kar sakta hai Yaar...'
=============================
Ab to hadd hi ho gayi yaar.............
kisne ye keh diya ki................
Rajnikant ne u~ske maa baap ko paida kiya he.............
=============================
Ek baar Discover~y wale Jwalamukhi dekhne gaye,
...
& they got shocked...
..
......
....
Because Rajnikant waha already papad sek raha tha...:
=============================
Maut ko ekdin aana~ hi hai, maut se na daro.
Avijeet: Daya! jara Tarika ka profile check karo.
=============================
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Apun bola nark! malum @kyo? tum sala dost log udharich milenga, bole to jhidhar tum, wohich apun ka swarg...
=============================
Why has Govt fixed @voting age of 18 yrs and marrage in age of 21yrs ?
Bcoz govt ko pata hai k 18 yrs mai admi desh samhal sakhta hai lakin biwi nhi.
=============================
Boy :» p lu tere neele neele neno ki shabnum, p lu tere geele geele hoto se sargam,
Girl :» en dono k bech @nak b ata hai waha se b kuch kha-p le bukhe
=============================
Doctor 2 Engg: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai.
Engineer pehle to bahut roya. Fir aansu ponchte huye bola . . . . revaluation mein niklega kya?..
=============================
Girlfriend khana khate hue boli : Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai . . .
Boyfreind :- Tum jaldi se khana kha lo, w@o apni plet pehchan gaya hai..!!
=============================
Collegewali- Masaledar hoti hai.
Officewali- Fiki hoti hai.
Gharwali me- Taste nahi aata.
Stationwali- Sas@ti hoti hai. . . . . .
Par CHAI to CHAI hoti hai.
=============================
Machli Jal ki Rani h..jeevan uska pani h...
hath lagao to sadd@ jayegi..
bahar nikalo to fatt jayegi....:P :D
=============================
WIFE :- MAI MARNE JA RAHI HU
HUSBAND:-YE LE DAIRY MILK
WIFE:- Q.??
HUSBAND:- KOI BHI SHUB KAAM KARNE SE PEHLE KUCH MEETHA KHA LENA CHAHIYE .
KAM ACHHA HOTA HAI
=============================
Customer: Waiter aisi chai
Waiter: Sir hamare yanha bhains ka dudh aata hai nagin ka nahi.
=============================
Teacher- Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
Teacher- Cat?
Student- Meow
Teacher- Lion?
Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
.
.
.
.
Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..! :D
=============================
Dil ne socha apko sms karu
Phir socha dil to pagal hai
Phir khayal aaya
Padnewala kunsa normal hai
=============================
Hanumanji: baba me dharti me aur din nahi raha saqta.
Baba: Q?????
Hanumanji: aaj mandir me ekh ladki ayi thi aur hadh hila ke boli. Hi Hanu!! Wats Up????? aise muhh kyu fula rakha hai.... Just Chill Baby...:)
=============================
Hasino pe mat ja mere dost
Wo nighao se war karti hai
Yakin na ho to pucch apni wali se
Wo Smart-Vikash se pyar karti hai
=============================
Le, moot diya tere mobile ki screen pe Ab jo ukhadna h, ukhaaad le,ja kar de report meri...
=============================
"GARMI SONG"
Suno gaur se "PEPSI" Walo
Buri @nazar na "COKE" PE dalo
chahe jitna "DEW" pila Lo
sabse aage hoge "NIMBU - PANI"
Hamne piya h tum b piyo
"HAPPY SUMMER."
=============================
Hyderabadi style
Mom: kaiku rora?
Son: teacher @maari meku
M: kaiku maari chudel ne?
S: mai usku MURGI bola
M: kaiku?
S: kaiku boletoh har exam mein ANDA deri meku
=============================
Close ur eyes and think about urself,
ur looks,
ur style,
ur face,
ur smile,
ur eyes,
ur teeth,
ur attitude.
Now, open ur eyes...
Kyon muft mei HORROR PICTURE dekhni ko mili na.....
Chalo Thanx bolo..
=============================
Nigahe nigaho se milakar to dekho,
dil ki bat batakar to dekho
sab aap ke karib ayenge,
aap ek hafta lagatar nha kar to dekho.
=============================
Sikke ko uchhalo to use toss kahte hai.
Momo par dal ke khao to use sous kahte hai.
Bussines me ghata ho to use lous kahte hai . . . . .
aur aap jiska sms padh rahe ho use boss kahte hai.
=============================
Hum SMS kyu padte hai
masti k liye....!! no !!! . . .
fun k liye ??? no !!!! . . . . . .
hasne k liye ?? no !! phir kyu?
kyu ki jab padega india tabi to badega india..........
=============================
Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge
*Is jiv ka nam he, "girlfriend".
*Yeh aksar College me payi jate hai.
*Inka poustik aahar he boyfriend ka BHEJA.
*Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai.
*Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he emotionally blackmail karna.
*uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he,
*Jiska koi ilaaj nahi. bas inse savdhan rehna
"Sarkar dwara janhit me jari"
=============================
Sabse zyada gussa kb ata hai??
.
.
.
.
Jab apka teacher bole ki
main kal class test lunga
aur nxt day jab wo test lena bhool jaye
.
.
Aur class ka koi baccha bol de
.
.
Sir! Aaj test nahi loge keya ??
=============================
Hum Hum he,
aap aap he,
na aap kam he,
na hum kam he,
to kis baat ka gum he,
SMS bhejte rhiye thbhi to lagega ke
sms bhejnewala Dabbang Aur
padnewala Bajirao Singhm hai.
=============================
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
=============================
Ek nai shaadi-suda jodi neta k ghar asirwad lene gaya.
Netaji- Beta hum neta h asirwad nahi dete, udghatan karwa lo....
=============================
Maine dil se pucha -- mujhe raat ko nind kyo nahi aa rahi hai?
Dil ne kha -- jyada natak mat kar, dopehar me daba ke soya hai....
Sala natakbaz
=============================
god ne aapko bheja lekin bheje me bheja hi nahi bheja.
ye sms kisi aur ne mujhe bheja isliye ye sms mene tumhe bheja
dekha mera bheje
=============================
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se
:
Warna Uska Baap Kahega
:
:
:
Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakkar Laga Gaya...
=============================
Ek Gal Akeli Ja rahi thi?
Ek Boy Samne Se aa rha tha
Dono Bilkul Pass aa gaye
Ladka Chala Gaya
Ladki Chali Gayi
Moral
Sab aap Jaise Kaminy nahi Hote'
=============================
Agar Ladke k pas personal mobile ha
face pr hr waqt smile ha
sar pr hr roj 1 naya hairstyle ha
to smjho
"MAA KA LADLA BIGAD GAYA"
=============================
"Ham ko aap se ye umeed nahi. Hum ne aap ko kya samja or aap kya
nikle. Main ne aap ko acha samja tha lekin
aap
us
se
b
ACHHE nikle
=============================
Arz kiya hai...
Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. ..
Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.
Baat ho to kaise ho..
Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain
=============================
ek rahen chillu,
ek rahen billu,
chillu 11 me padhat rahen,
billu 12 me padhat rahen,
or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU,
u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,, :)
=============================
Aarz kiya hai,
Khuda bachaye tumhe
in hasino se,
nazino se,
in mahzebino se,
Par in hasino ko
kaun bachaye
tum jaise Kamino se!
=============================
Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko
sath leke nahi sona chahiye Phir bhi log Pata
Nahi kyo Biwi ko sath leke sote ha..
=============================
A Song 4 U.
Agar Tum Mil Jao To Tange Tod Denge Hum.
Tumhe Paa Kar Tumhare Peche Kutta Chod Denge Hum.
Baas Tum Mil To Jao.
=============================
Santa Ko Hath k Nakhun khane ki adat thi..
Parents ne usko Baba Ramdev ke pas bheja..
Aur Ab Santa
.
.
.
.
.
Pairon ke Nakhun V kha sakta h..!
=============================
Aaj India K
khatarnak daku
"Virappan"ki 3rd death anniversry H
Uski Atma K shanti K liye
aap ye msg kisi 1 daku ko forward krdo!
Maine to kar diya..
=============================
Aaj Hum Aapse Dil Ki Baat Karna Chahte Hai Mind Mat Karna
Mai
Aap
Se
Bhaut
P
Py
Pya
Pyar
Pyara
Pyara Hu
Jis Se Marzi Puch Lo.
=============================
Sabse Zyada Vitamin C mirchi Me hota hai
Yakin Na ho to Kaha k Dekho Body k sab parts C C karnge
=============================
Barsat Me Chhata
Risto me Mata
Samaroh me Taali
Jija K liye Saali
Metal Me Sona
Ladkiyo ka Rona
Pyar me Gam
or Sms Me Famous hain Hum
=============================
Arz Kiya hai
Jhatka Kuch is tarah Diya sanam ne apni zulfo ka
Ikatthe 7 Juyen mere Daaman me aaGire
=============================
Zindagi He To Khwab hai
Khwab he To Manzle He
Manzile hai to raste he
raste He to Mushkil he
Muskile He to Himmat he
Himat he to
=============================
Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna
Agar
Gulab k badle Sandal Mile to
kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana
=============================
Kisi ne mujhse aapki Umar puchi,
maine kaha- Chahre se 19 Yrs.
Kapdo se 21 yrs,
hansi se 7yrs.,
Ankho se 8 yrs.
Kul mila kar 55 SAAL kam to nahi btayi
=============================
A star droped on earth.He askd me wht do u want?
A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?
I said million dollar
Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge!
=============================
Ashiq pagal ho jate he pyr me
baki kasr puri ho jati Hai Intezar me
magar ye dil ruba nahi samajti
wo to Gol Gappe Khati Firti Hai Bazzar me
=============================
Q>>How To Impress a Girl with in 1 Minute?
?
Any Idea?
no?
agar Mujhe pata hota to maine Sms tumhe na karta.
=============================
Aasmaan Jitna Neela He
Sunflower Jitna Peela He
Paani Jitna Geela He
Aap ka screw Utna Hi Dheela he.
=============================
aisa rishta hai hamara mai kashti aap shara,
mai dhanus aap teer,mai matar aap paneer,
mai baarish aap badali mai hot aap cool,m
ai april tum fool.
=============================
Breaking news...!!!
Bappi lahari apni building apni building ke 10th floor se niche gir gaye aur
.
.
.
.
.
Tappa khakar wapas oopar chale gaye...
=============================
Maar deb goli...
Koi na boli...
Patak deb bomb...
Hoi jaiba khatam
Chali mukadma
Jitab hum
Because I am
"DESI DABANGG"
=============================
Tumhare SMS keliye hamare Mobile me
Parking= Free
Tax = Free
Air= Free
sab= Free
Ye mouka sirf apke liye
Daily SMS karo Life Enjoy karo
=============================
Garib kisaan k ghar pe roz colour aata tha.
Kyu?
..
..
..
Qki
uski mehnat 'RANG' lati thi
=============================
McDonadls Shayari_!
Kabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit_Wah
WahKabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit_Wah Wah& U R Still Saying I'M Loving it_
=============================
Wen u win,every 1 takes pride 2 celebrate ur victory bt wen u loose,
only true frnd holds ur hand sits by ur side n says-
'Zalil hi krvaya kr tu hr jagah'
=============================
Tees mar khan- Flop
.
Dabang-Hit
.
Moral-
.
.
Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
.
.
Badnam honi chahiye. ;
=============================
Private Naukari karna @Bachhon ka KheL nahin hai GHALIB.....
Bus itna Samajh Leejiay ki........
Ek NAWABON ki Basti hai aur Jhuk Jhuk k jaana hai
=============================
Achhi Baat To Sb Ko@ Achi Lgti HLekin
Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Buri Na Lage
To Smjo Tumhe PyarNahi Hua HaiZALEEL Hone Ki Adat Ho gy-
=============================
Panditji Ne Apke Cell @Ki Rashi Dekhkar Bataya Hai,
Apke Cell Par Kanjusi Ki Mahadasha Chal Rahi Hai,
Sms Bhejkar Graho ko Shaant Kare Nahi To Set Chori Ho Jayega.
=============================
=============================
Zaheen lrka+ zaheen lrki==DOSTI
/
bewuqoof lrka+ zahin lrki=Love
/
zaheen lrka+ bevuqoof lrki= Dates
/
bevuquf lrka+ bevuqoof lrki=??
Love Marriage...!
=============================
Tmhri bahot yad arhe thi
Tmhain lgta ha k mai aisa bolunga?
Nikal beta shahbash apna kam kr
=============================
If ur eyes r sweet,
u will love the world,
but
if ur tongue is sweet,
the world will love u,
&
if both r sweet,
Phir to aap tofan macha dain gy,
MERI TARAH ;)
=============================
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Koi Jurm To Nhi.
Bas Itna Pata Krlo K, Larki K Bhai
"Police"
me to nhi hain.
=============================
Ap"P.A.G.A.L" ho
.
.
Ghussa nahi krna
mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
.
.
P=pyare
A=ache
G=Great
A=anmol
L=lovley
kaha tha na PAGAL ho.
=============================
Ye par le, imp hai exam mein pakka aaega..
.
.
.
.
.
1.name
2.roll no
3.class
4.subj
5.date
.
ab thanks bol kr rulaaegi kya?
.
anything 4 u
=============================
Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi
Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi
Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..
=============================
Mountain Dew's New Ad:
Come Lets Do
Something
Dangerous,
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS !
Darr Sabko lagta Hai,
Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai..!!
=============================
Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye @Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare?
Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai,
Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kar Jata Hai.....
=============================
1 Shaks Ki Murghi
Beemar Hui ...
.
....
.
.
Tou Phir
.
.
.
.
Tou Us Ne Murghi K
Theek Hony Ki Khushi
Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa
Ker Dia ...
=============================
Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT girlfriend &
what about TOPPERS?
A HOT Teacher jiski wajah se kamine sare classes attend karte hain..
=============================
Jab B Gali Me Chalo
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
QK
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi
Balki
Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances b badh jayenge
=============================
Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa
jaata Aise mausam main hi to dimag ka dahi
hota Dimag ki baat paper par nahi a pati
Yeh afsna to result mei hi bayaan hota
=============================
Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to
ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need
aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati
=============================
tum meri lyf ho
tum meri jine ki wajah ho
tumhare bina me kuch nai
plz meri zndagi me aa jao
.
.
this letter was
written
=============================
Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
=============================
Rang barase bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..
rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali ..re !
abe ab ghar jao nahi to JUKAAM lag jayega
=============================
Q-Wo kya Cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko Saari Umar nahi lene Deti?
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Or Socho???
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ans - Chain k 2 pal
=============================
Ay Barish K Nanay Qat'ro
Us K Chehre Ko Bhigo Dena
Us K Galon Ko Chum Lena
...
Us K Hath'o Ko Bosa Dena
Aur Kehna
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud B Naha Liya Kar...
=============================
Jab Thely Par Biryani Bechney
Wale Ki Aamadni Teacher Ki Tankhwa Se
Zaida Ho To Ye Sabit Hota Hy K Is Qoum
Ko Education Ki Nahi Biryani Ki Zarurat Hay... ;
=============================
importent sms driving karte time drink na kare Q
ki speed breaker aa jane se peg gir sakta hai from u p police Chulbul Pandey
=============================
Sms bhi Bahut Kamal ki chiz Hai,
20 Pagalo ko Karo,
10 Padhte Hi Nahi,
5 delete kar dete h,
4 Ka Inbox Full Hota h,
Bs 1 Hi PAGAL Pura MSG Pdhta h..
Thans..
=============================
Agar 5
minute me
aapka
koi b SMS
Nahi aaya
to aaj se
apna Rista khtam..
Khallas..
Over
Finish
Or
Kal fir Start..
=============================
Maths PJ..
Arz Kiya Hai-
Ae Mere Desh Ke Sache Veero
Wah Wah
Ae Mere Desh Ke Sache Veero
Any Number Multiplied by Zero Is Zero..
=============================
New Krishna to Radha-
Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu Radha Gori
Main Kites ka hritik tu Barbara Mori
Radha- Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve Story...:-D
=============================
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..
Aur
Maine jo sher mara to
to
to
to
sherni widhwa ho gayi..
=============================
Pani ko bewkuf
kaise banaoge ?
Socho?
Socho
Socho?
Garam karo aur
Roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao..!
good morning :-)
=============================
film"loot le india"
hero:manmohan singh
heroine:sonia gandhi
villan:a raja
scipt by;karunanidhi
guest appearance:rahul gandhi
comedy:sarad pawar
=============================
Abe O pagal,
1 Zabardast Sher Sun..
Sher Bi Tu,
Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu..
=============================
Kia Faida
I.Com
B.Com
D.Com
BSE
M.Com
MBA
LLB
Kachiii
Pakkiii
Matric
Karnay Ka
Jub Yahi Pata Na Chal Saky
Kay
Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5rs Kam Kardo
=============================
Altaf Bhai Nai Kaha
Inqelab Aisa Laao K Hukmarano Ki
Naak Mai Damm Kar Do
Magar Mujhy Pehly Ye Batao K
Kis Nai Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pai 5 Rupay
Kamm Kar Do
=============================
Yeah Lo Sambhalo Apnay Bachon Ko…
Sab Ka Darwaza Bja K Poch Rahay Hain
K
Kis Ne Kaha Tha K PEPSI Pe 5 Rs Kam Kar Do
=============================
door se dekha to ladki apni bal sabar rahi thi,
pass gaya to dekha gaye apni ponch hila rahi thi.
=============================
jo dil main hai use jatate rehna ,
jise chhte ho use btate rehne,
nahi to...?
nahi to kya...?
uski shadi me tent aur kursi sajaate rehna
=============================
Pyara sa chehra,
Mithi C Aawaz,
Masum @sa Dil,
Sweet C muskan,
Perfect personality
kuch mizaaj Andaz
ye to hai meri baat,
Aur batao
kaise hai Aap...
=============================
Kabhi @Kabhi
Mai Lait Ke
Sochta Hu
aeDOST
Ke
.
.
.
.
.
Agar Beth Ke Sochuga
To Koun Sa Teer Maar Lunga
Submitted by: Suryansh
Place: Krishna Nagar, Lucknow
Kaamyabi Hamesha
Kaamyabi Hamesha Us k
Qadam Choomti Hy
.
.
Jo Socks Utaarne k Baad
Apne Paao'n Dhota Hy ... =D
=============================
Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet
Wah.. Wah
Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..
Student Says- 'Plz Mam,
May I Go To Toilet...'
=============================
Do you know meaning of
JKBKUL?
No?
Meaning Is-
.
.
.
.
.
.
J-Jan
K-Kar
B-Bhi
K-Kya
U-Ukhad
L-Loge..!!
=============================
Gadha jo na pasand kare wo ghas ho tum. Idiot,ullu,
bakwas ho tum. Kuchh bhi kaho par banda to bare jhakas ho tum..,,,
=============================
Inbox ki gawahi ko madde nazar rakhte hue...
kalam 420 k tahet sms padh rahe mujrim ko balance hote
hue bhi sms nahi bhejne k jurm me KANJUS karaar diya jata hai....'
=============================
Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...
.
.
.
.
Bachpan me 'Mamu' aur
Jawani me 'Janu' nazar aata hai...
=============================
Ek bar 1 aadmi ne Rajnikant ki beti ko line mardi..
Rajnikant ne usuki tang,Hath,Gardan marod di..
Aj wo aadmi BABA RAMDEV K Naam se Jana jata hai...!!
=============================
Smoking affects lungs
Drinking affects liver
Girls affect heart
Bt d mst dangrz 1 z:Studies,
it affects mind,
sidha coma me jaoge
So,avoid it....:( ;) :)
=============================
Ladka:Chalte chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata hu main,
Baithe baithe yu hi so Jata Hu mainKya yahi Pyaar hai?
Ladki:Nahi bhaiya Kamjori Hai.Revital khaya Karo.
=============================
Choose A Hand..
Left...
Right...
Then I Will Tell U K Aap. .
Mere Kon Se Hath Se Chamaat Khaenge..
=============================
Andheri raat me wo pyara sa..
Neeli Neeli Ankho wala..
Mere pass aata hai..
Aur apni pyari si Awaj me kaheta hai
"Meow Meow"
Ye Billi ka baccha bhi na
=============================
Ise kahete hai,
Mera SMS padhane ka Junoon,
Lage raho,I Like it!
Ek aur chahiye to bolna sharmana mat!
=============================
:Advertise On A Sweet Shop::
.
.
.
"Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
.
Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!")
=============================
Maana K Teri Nazar Me Kuch Bhi Nhi H0 Mein,,,
.
.
.
.
.
Meri Qadar Un Se Poch Jin K Maine Paise Dene Hain..
=============================
Teri ummid tera intjar karte hai
Ae sanam ham to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte hai
Par
Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjaar karte hai..
=============================
Mai SACH KA SAMNA me 10 Lakh Jita tha,
Lekin ab mere paas ek b paisa nahi bacha.
30 % TAX me kat gaye aur baki
70 % DIVORCE ka Vakil le gaya. .
=============================
Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!''
=============================
defrnt styl of gudmrng
dad- gudmrng beta
frnd- gudmrng yaar
mom- sota reh kamine, saari raat phonewali amma se baat kiya kar
=============================
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola,
Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega,
Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya
Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.
=============================
Qanoon Vote Dalny K Liye 18 Sal Umar,
Aur …
Shadi K Liye 21 Sal Umar Hona Zaruri Hy.
Yani K …
.
.
.
.
Bivi Sambhalna
Mulk Sambhalny Sy Ziyada Mushkil Hy.
=============================
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi Ki
Car K Peeche Likha Tha:
.
.
.
.
Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain.
=============================
Agr Koi Pyari Si Girl Valentine's Day
Per Apko “I LOVE U” Bole To 3 Baten Ho
Sakti Hain
1. Uski Aankhen Kharab Hain
2. Ya Uska Dimagh Kharab Hai
3. Ya Wo Khud Kharab Hai :
=============================
A hospital needs ur help immediately.
Chloroform khatam ho gaya,s
o Plz sen ur hanky as soon as pos.
Dont send ur socks,warna murder case ho jayega!
=============================
[Killer PJ]
Agar 25 Rupaye me 'Paav-Bhaji' milta hai,toh 100 Rupaye me kya milega?
Ans:'Puri Bhaji'!!
PAV=1/4th
Puri=Full!
=============================
Raat ko 3 tarah k log jaagte hai
BHOOT:-Insaan ko darane k liye
MACHCHAR:-Insaan ko satane k liye
Aur..
HUSBAND & WIFE:-Insaan ko banane k liye..
=============================
Dil me Tum
Dharhkan me Tum
Aankhon me Tum
Saanson me Tum
Jahan b dekhu
Bus Tum hi Tum
Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen
Jaraseem har jaga hote hain
=============================
KAL 2 logo ko bewkuf banaya
Pucho Kaise
!
?
!
?
Bilkul Aise
Ab 3 ho gaye!
=============================
The secret of a happy married life..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oye hoye
shadi hui nhi or secret janne ki itni bechaini.!
Padai karo padai..!
=============================
5 reason y u & me r good friends....
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
thapad padega agar reason dhundane ki koshish ki
true friendship has no reason
samjhe
=============================
Arz Kiya Hai..
Chor Ne Kiya Ladki Ka Purse Chori..
Wah.. Wah..
Chor Ne @Kiya Ladki Ka Purse Chori..
Lalla Lalla Lori.. Doodh Ki Katori
=============================
Puchhta hai jab koi ki,
Duniya me mohabbat hai kaha..?
Muskura deta hu Mai aur yaad aa Jaati hai
MAA
KI
PYARI
SI
Hone
wali
"BAHU"
Ki
=============================
Tomorrow.
You are cordially invited to join us with family & friends for"
diwali ki safai ,
bahut kaam hai,
please mana mat karna..
=============================
Wo kon si cheez he jo aap k kan k sath attach h..?
.
.
" Aap KHUD"
=============================
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Arz Kiya hai -
.
.
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha
=============================
Bestfrnd wo jo school me apni pen
high school me apni note
collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de
Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best frnd hai
=============================
MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr
=============================
What is NOUN ?
Toh Arz kia h
Kutta b apni gali m hota h king
Wah Wah
Kutta b apni gali m hota h king
NouN is da name of a person, place or thing
=============================
Maine Kahi Suna Tha
Ke
Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhne Se
So
Hamesha Apne Paas
Meri Tasveer Rakha Karo..
=============================
Best Reply Ever By a G~irl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfrind......
.
.
.
Karlo..
=============================
;->Today Is "~SORRY DAY"
So, Agar Humari Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To
Lagti Rahe
Hum Ye Din Nahi manate /"/
./"L
hudd hud dabbang dabbang. Hehehe
=============================
Ye exam,ye marks,ye %, sab bekar ki batein hain.
Sab moh maya hai, Aap khali hath aaye ho',
khali hath jaaoge. Is Sach ko apnaao or
Razaai odh k so jaao!
=============================
A very true thought:
"Wenevr i ~wana fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in luv wth me"
n I believe,
pyar usise karo jo tumse pyar kare..
Isnt it?Muj bahut nini ati hai
=============================
Khubsurti ye nahi k naye kapde, joote pehno, Smart nazar aao..
Balki khubsurti to andar se hoti hai
Isliye
Chaddi hamesha mast Rangin dhaari wali pehnna..haha
=============================
unki gali k chakkar kat kat k kutte hamare
yaar ho gaye w~o hame na mili hum kutto k saradar ho gaye.
=============================
unki gali k chakkar kat kat k kutte hamare
yaar ho gaye wo hame na mili hum kutto k saradar ho gaye.
=============================
BIJLI Walaon Se Hamein Itni Mohabbat Hai
DOSTO
Ke W~o Roth Jain To Humain Neend Nahi ATii_
=============================
SHARAB CHALISA
Gurur Gutka
Gurur Whisky
Gurur Scotch
namo namah
Gurur Quarter
Desi Pauua
Tasmay Shri Beer Namah
GOD Apko Sada Tunn Rakhe.
=============================
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere~ sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli
Question No. 1 is compulsary
=============================
Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar...
Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar..
Make d circuit diagram as show in d figure.
=============================
'OYE'
Kya Samajhte Hai Apne Aap ko?
Message Bhej
Warna
Teri?
M
MA
MA
MAA
MAA~A
MAAAA
MAAAA
MAAAAA
MAAAAAARZI Yar !
Naa Bhej
Koi zabardsti thodi na hai...!
=============================
"Aaj kal duniya me dhoka aam baat hai,
Ab 'Suraj~' ko hi dekh lo.
Aata hai KIRAN k saath,
Rehta hai ROSHNI k saath,
or Jaata hai SANDHYA k sath...
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C
D
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L
M
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Q
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5
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"
#
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%
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'
+
;
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:
THANKS GOD
MERE PHONE K SARE BUTTON THEEK HAI,
SORRY 2 D~ISTURB U.
=============================
365 Good Morn!ngs
Good After Noons,
Good Even!ngs
&
Good N!ghts
Sala Roz Ka Natak H! Khatam.
Ab Pura~ Saal Mat Kehna K SMS nah! K!ya..
=============================
Alcoholic movies
Bunty Aur Baatli
Rum de Basanti
Soda Akb~ar
Do aur do scotch
Jab we tun
Rab ne pila di thodi
Kisme kitna hai rum
=============================
Wo Payal chankati aayi thi.
Payal chankati chali gayi
Mai sindur leke khada tha
Wo Rakhi pa~hnake chali gayi..
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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God Ne Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhe
Gulab Se Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..
Juban Dekar
Sab Par Pani Fer Diya
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Mulakat k liye
"safed" phul,
Dosti k liye
"pila" phul,
Love k liye
"laal" phul
aur
aur
aur
Sasuraal k liye ~"sasuraal GENDA phool
=============================
Mulakat k liye
"safed" phul,
Dosti k liye
"pila" phul,
Love k liye
"laal" phul
aur
aur
aur
Sasuraal k liye "sasuraal GENDA phool
=============================
Hamesha hasne walo~ ko b gum ho skta ha
wah wah
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h
wah wah
koi b lawaris vastu na c~hhuye usme bum ho skta hai..
=============================
Roz Subha Hu~m Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning
Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning
Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai
Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning
=============================
Zindagi mai Kamyab Hone ke 2 uoosul.
1- Kabhi Kisi ko Poori baat mat bathao
2)......?
Kya dhondh rahe ho.?
Mujhko bhi tho KAMYAB hona hai
=============================
Kaisa lagta hai jab
Barasti pani me
hawa k jhokon k sang
Khamosi se chlte hue
Koi apka ha~th tham k haule se keh de
Niche"GOBAR" hai zara dhaye se
=============================
pears- Rs.25
cinthol- Rs. 7
lux- Rs.10
Lifeboy- Rs. 8
oh,
sorry ye SMS galti se
apko chala gaya
Delete kar dena kyunki ye sirf
nahane walo ke liye hai
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|APPY |
|_|-|_|
*
*
*
*
*
Ab har din tumha~re liye naya festival kaha se laoo,
Kabhi kabahr aise he happy raha karo!
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Open
.
Wait
.
Cool
.
Relax
.
Ok
.
Ready?
3
.
2
.
1
.
0
.
->
-->
--->
---->
----->
Ab jaldi reply karo~ warna ye tumhre bheje me Ghusegi!
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GirlFrnd ne kiya Kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.
GrlFrnd ne kiya Kiss or jal gye mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS.
=============================
School me ladke line me khade the
Pehle ladke ka naam jee~t hai to uske pichewale ka naam kya h?
?
?
Darr !
?
?
Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet ha
=============================
Arj kiya ~hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
Chura ke Dil mera Goiya Chali..
=============================
Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...
wah
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...
Dial 139 for Train enquiry
=============================
Chand nzr aya?
Nahi
Idhar dekho
(':' )
(")(")
Udh~ar Dekho
( ':')
(")(")
Abhi?
Nahi
Abbey Batti Gul Amawas ko chand dikhata hai kya tujhe!
=============================
Ek Haati Tha Aur Ek Chitti Thi
.
.
Ab Kya har baar Hat~hi aur Chitti k bich kuch hona Jaroori hai kya?
=============================
i
love
you
K spelling ~theek hain na
bs yahi poochna tha pta nai log kia kia smjh laity hain.
uff yai log bhi na
=============================
TOTKA SMS
Agar Aap k Hont SaRdi ki wajase kharab hone lagn to
Un Per Zuban Pherne se Thek ho skty ha
lekin.?
"Zuban kisi aur ki ho"..;)
=============================
Log Kahte Hain~ K 1 Larki K Parhne Se
Sara Ghar Taleem Yafta Ho Jata Ha.
.
.
.
Lekin Us Larki K College Jaane Se
40 Larke Fail Ho Jaate Hain Unka Kya.?
=============================
PANI & PREM me kya fark?
FARK sirf EK hi hai
INSAAN Pani m pade to BHEEG jata he
aur
PREM m pade to Sookh jata he
=============================
KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAL AATA HAI:*
;
?
;
K
jab bijli na~hi
pani nahi
TO BILL KAHAAN SE AATA HAI.
=============================
A.C Ka muqabla cooler kar nai skta
A.C ka mukabla coolr kar nai skta
Ja Simrn Ja is ladke se Jayda payr tuje koi kar nai sakta.
=============================
Ek Machhar Ne Aapni Wife Ko Divorce De Diya..
Pata Hai Kyu.?
Kyu Ki..
Uske Bachho K~i Ragon Mein Kisi Aur Ka Khoon Tha..
=============================
U cnt i~magin Dis pj:
khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaku,{oh no!)
khoni ne dikhaya daya ko chaku....
'Are K hua AaNANDI k bapu'
=============================
Kya tum
Garib ho?
YES or NO?
Agr
Amir Hoto
50ka Bal Bhejo
aur
Garib Hoto Ye msg
Aage Bhejo
KHUL K MANGO Yar
Happy
Bikari day
=============================
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
Wah.. Wah..~
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani.
New maggi cup mania..
Just add garam pani and carry on jani..
=============================
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum
Ye SMS Africn me Lika he
Iska matlab ha
Nak mE Ungli Marne se Furst mil jye to SMS kr liya kro'
=============================
Jungle me sapera been liye baitha hai
Gor firmaiye
Jungle me spera been liye beitha hai
Saanp aur~ b kamina hai
wo durbeen liye baitha hai.'
=============================
Tum har ra~at mere kawbo me aao.
tum har raat mere kwabo me aao
Or
meledi khao our khud jaan jao.
=============================
SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he
Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge
Ek Call roz tum karo
baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge'
=============================
Wo kehte he ki 'Unnki biwi Swarg ki Apsara he
Humne kaha.. bah~ut khush naseeb ho
BAHUT LOGO KI toh abhi b zinda aur Jaan leva hai
=============================
PAV BHAJI banane k liye aapko chahiye-
Aaloo- 1 kg,
Tamatar- 5 piece,
Masala- 1~ packet,
Namak- Swaad Anusar,
Pyaaz...
Aukaat Anusaar !!
:-P jai hind
=============================
Be Izzat Honay Ka Sub Se Aasan Tareeqa
.
.
.
Uff Tauba!!!Be Izzat Honay ka Kitna Shoq Hai
K Tareeqa Dhoond Rahay Ho?
=============================
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana
=============================
“Maine” uska “chehra” “thapar” mar mar
kr lal krdia kyo k osi ne mujhy kaha tha k
.
.
.
thaper se dar~ ni lagta sahib “pyar” se lagta hai.
=============================
Hum apni bebasi kisi pagal ko nhi bitayen gaye
Hum apni bebasi kisi pagal ko nhi btayen gay
.
.
Oper likha to ~hai k nahi btayen gay
PAGAL ho tum yaqeen ho gaya;-)
=============================
Agar Spide~r Man UP Me Aajaye To TV
Chanel Par Sab Se Pehle Kya News Hogi
.
Spider Man Bijli K Taron Men Phas K Halaak:-)
=============================
Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
?
.
.
?
.
?
.
Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti
par
hoti
bhut
SWEET hai..!
=============================
Kya aapko zindagi ke baad v line maarni he?
then
"DONATE UR EYE"
Ek acche ~msg, ko kaise kaise bhejna pad raha he.:(Kalyug he yaar;)
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Invest Returns:
In %
Go~ld 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sensex 35%
&
"ONION 880 %"
1 lakh k KAANDE liye hote.
To is saal NEW YEAR pe EUROPE hote
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,()..(),(o o ) " ----;";. (..) "/ , , / /,//,! /,//,/
Ja
Donkey
ja
Jisne
muje aaj
Miss
nhi ~kia
msg nhi kia
Use unlimited
Kiss kr k aa?..
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Zyada t~handa peene se mujhko ho gayi khansi...
.
Gaur Farmana Ji....
.
Zyada thanda peene se mujhko ho gayi khansi...
.
ACP Says... Daya ise ya to Umrkaid hogi ya Phansi...
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BiWi,
WiFE,
PATNi,
Aur
BEGAAM
...me kya Fark hai..?
.
.
Socho
.
.
.
.
Kuchh~ Fark Nahi Hai ....
.
.
Ye Musibat ke 4
alag alag Naam Hai....
=============================
Rajnikant can d~raw a traingle inside a circle.
Arey wo normal logo ke tarah bhi kuch kar sakta hai Yaar...'
=============================
Ab to hadd hi ho gayi yaar.............
kisne ye keh diya ki................
Rajnikant ne u~ske maa baap ko paida kiya he.............
=============================
Ek baar Discover~y wale Jwalamukhi dekhne gaye,
...
& they got shocked...
..
......
....
Because Rajnikant waha already papad sek raha tha...:
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Maut ko ekdin aana~ hi hai, maut se na daro.
Avijeet: Daya! jara Tarika ka profile check karo.
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