If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!
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I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
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INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
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If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
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I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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I’ve seen better looking hair in a shower drain
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You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
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Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
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She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
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But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.”
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He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
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Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
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Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
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Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand INSULTS.
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I just don’t believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.
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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
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Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
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If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
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Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.
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Text Ex Girlfriend Back
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Insults should be well avenged or well endured.
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The best way to procure insults is to submit to them.
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It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
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If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.
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He who puts up with insult invites injury.
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The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.
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I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
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There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
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If you aren’t popular get some friends from YOUR planet
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I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
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I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.
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The way to procure insults is to submit to them. A man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
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Thou hast added insult to injury.
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He can’t see a belt without hitting below it.
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Take care how thou offend est men raised from low condition.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Adding “just kidding” doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.
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It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
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If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
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For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
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##It’d be a ##terrific ##innovation### if`you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next ##wisecrack.
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Only one who can s##wallow an in##sult is a man.
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To be insulted by you is to be gar##landed with lilies
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A gentl##eman will not insult me, and no man not a g##entleman ca##n insult me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He insulted me, he cheated me, he beat me, he ##robbed## me those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Never insult anyone by accident.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wrongs unredressed, or insults unavenged.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
##Young## ##people ##soon give, and forget ##INSULTS###but old age is slow in both.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’ve seen better looking hair in a shower drain
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand INSULTS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I just don’t believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Text Ex Girlfriend Back
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Insults should be well avenged or well endured.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The best way to procure insults is to submit to them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you aren’t popular get some friends from YOUR planet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The way to procure insults is to submit to them. A man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thou hast added insult to injury.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He can’t see a belt without hitting below it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Take care how thou offend est men raised from low condition.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Adding “just kidding” doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
##It’d be a ##terrific ##innovation### if`you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next ##wisecrack.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Only one who can s##wallow an in##sult is a man.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To be insulted by you is to be gar##landed with lilies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A gentl##eman will not insult me, and no man not a g##entleman ca##n insult me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He insulted me, he cheated me, he beat me, he ##robbed## me those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Never insult anyone by accident.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wrongs unredressed, or insults unavenged.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
##Young## ##people ##soon give, and forget ##INSULTS###but old age is slow in both.
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