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1. I have the simplest tastes.
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3. Be you The world will adjust.
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5. A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend. 
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7. regular naps prevent old age..~ expecially if u take them while driving.
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9. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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11. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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13. I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.
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15. May I go to the toilet  I’m fucking bored.
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17. Life is a game, let’s make a high score. 
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19. A smiling face always has a painful heart.
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21. Artificial intelligence is n~o match for natural stupidity.
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23. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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25. I am always satisfied with the best. 
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27.  I’m not actually this tall~. I am sitting on my wallet.
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29.  We repair what your husband fixed.
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32. When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity..
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34. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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36. I Can’t See Myself Without You.
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38. Do unto others before they do unto you. 
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40. Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass..
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42. Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
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44. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
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46. If you are player then I’m the GAME.
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48. Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight
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50. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you..
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52. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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54. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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56. Behind this smile is everyt~hing you’ll never understand.
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58. I hate math but I love counting money.
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60. When in doubt, mumble.
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62. There’s always a person that~ you hate for no reason.
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65. Men speak less at ~home as wives are good with knives.
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67. Live out of your imagination, not your history.
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69. Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
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71. Mistakes are good, but improved mistakes is success.
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74. Can’t remember to forget you..
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76. Yes, I’m smiling. But you’re not the reason anymore.
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78. Whatsapp status is loading.
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80. Change is inevita~ble, except from a vending machine.
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82. Waiting for wi-fi network.
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84. Not always available, try your luck ..
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86. Take Life, one cu~p at a time..
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88. Smile and others will smile back..
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90. Train your mind to see good in everything.
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92. Take out N out of friend, and you are cooked ..
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94. Just remember…if the wor~ld didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
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96. Hard work has a future payoff.
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98. having 1 child make~s you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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100. History is made b~y those who BREAK THE RULES.
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102. I can resist everything except temptation.