सीधे मुख्य सामग्री पर जाएं
New Student Teacher Chutkule2017
- Teacher- Tum Do Assan Sawalo Ka Jawab Dena Pasand,
- Karoge Ya Ek Musqil Sawal Ka,
- Chintu- Ek Musqil Saw~al Ka,
- Teacher- To Batao Pehle Murgi Hui Ya Anda,
- Chintu- Kaafi Dair Sochne Ke Baad Andda,
- Teachar- Wo Kaise ? Explain Karo,
- Chintu- Sar, Aap To Yeh Dusra Sawal Puch Rahe Hai.
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- Teacher – Bolo A For Apple,
- Bacha Dheere~ Se- A For Apple
- Teacher Jor Se Bolo Tum,
- Bacha – Jai Mata Di.
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- Teacher- Kyo Bunty Aaj Phir Tum Dair Se Aaye,
- Banti- Sir Gir Ga~ya Tha Aur Lag Gaye,
- Teacher- Khan Gir Gaye The Aur Khan Lag Gayi,
- Mujhe To Kuch Dikhai Nahi Deta,
- Bunty- Sir Bistar Par Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankhe Lag Gayi Thi.
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- Teacher- Haan Bacho,~ Tum Uss Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo,
- Bolta Hi Rahe, Jabki Dusre Log Uski Baat Mein Jara,
- Bhi Dilchaspi Nahi Late Ho Jaldi Batao,
- Chintu- Teacher.
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- Chintu Teacher Se Bola – Teacher Jab Aap English Ki,
- Class Mein ~English Mein Bolti Haqi To Hisab Ki,
- Class Mein Hisab Mein Kyon Nahi Bolti,
- Teacher- Jayada 3-5 Ki To Mein Tumhe Claas Se 9-2-11 Kar Dungi.
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- Maa Beti Se Bole- Beta Tumhe Itni Der Ho Gaye,
- Suraj Bhi Nikal ~Aaya , Tum Abhi Tak Uthe Bhi Nahi,
- Chintu- Mummy, Tumhe Malum Hona Chaiye,
- Suraj Mujhse Bhi Pehle So Jata Hai.
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- Hello..... Hello..... Mera Le Lo Dil,
- Bolo.... Bolo.... Apni Kh~olo.... Jubba, Dekho Apni Khol Ke Dekho ... Aankhe,
- Kitna Bada Hai Mera,,,,, Dil.
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- Ek Nangi Aurat Bar Mein Gayi Aur Usne Ek Peg Manga,
- Wahi Paas Baitha Fauj~i Usse Dekh Raha Tha,
- Nangi Aurat- Kya Kabhi Nangi Aurat Nahi Dekhi,
- Fauhi- Dekhi Hai, Par Mein Soch Raha Hu Ki Tum Paise Kahan Se Nikalogi.
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- Chintu Ne Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki Deewar Par Pencil,
- Se Kuch Line Aur C~artoon Bana Diye,
- Rasoi Ke Kaam Se Nipatane Ke Baad Jab Chintu Ki Maa,
- Baitak Room Mein Aaye Aur Diwaro Ko Dekha To Chintu,
- Par Bhut Gussa Hui Aur Boli- Kyu Re Yah Bhi Koi Jagah Thi Aisa Karne Ki,
- Chintu Ne Turant Uttar Diya � Maa Tumhi To Ise Drawing Room Kahti Ho,
- So Maine Drawing Kar Di Or Kuch Kalakari Bhi Karu Kya.
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- Santa Ne Banta Se Deri Se Aane Ka Karan Pucha To,
- Banta Ne Karan Batate Hua Kaha- Yaar Meri Aadat Hai,
- Main Jo Kaam Karta Hu Ussi Mein Doob Jata Hu,
- Is Par Santa Ne Gusse Ne Kah- To Phir Tum Ek Kua Kyu Nahi Khdte.
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- Santa Ke Paas Banta Pehli-Pehli Baar Aaya Aur Unhe Namashkar Kiya,
- Phir Bola – Kya Tum Muj~he Dus Hazar Rupee Udhar Doge,
- Santa- Lekin Mein Aapko Janta Nahi Hu,
- Banta- Aap Mujhe Jante Nahi Ho Esliye Aaya Hu,
- Kyuki Jo Mujhe Janta Hai, Wo To Mujhe Ek Rupya Bhi Dene Ko Tayaar Nahi Hai.
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- Santo - Mere To Koi Santan Nahi Hai Sochti Hu Ye Sampati,
- Kisi Sadhu Ko Daan K~ar Du Yeh Sun Kar Santa,
- Vivash Ho Kar Jane Laga Santo- Tum Kahan Ja Rahe Ho,
- Santa- Shadu Banne Or Kaha Jaunga.
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- Santa- Kyu Akhbar Mei Padha Hai Ki Tumhari Sethani Mar Gayi Hai,
- Banta- Haan, Bhai Mar Gayi Yaar Pichale Panch Baras Mein Budhiya,
- Ki Biliyo Par Pyar Luta Ra~ha Tha Taki Vasiyat Likhte Samay,
- Use Mera Dhayan Bhi Rahe, Santa- Tab To Malamal Ho Gaye Honge,
- Kya-Kya Milla Tumhe Banta- Uski Sari Billiya.
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- Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha – Mein Bina Ticket Tumhe Puri Duniya Ghuma Sakta Hu,
- Banta – Wo Kaise,~
- Santa – Aao Mare Sath, Dekho Yah Raha Duniya Ka Naksha,
- Bolo Tour Kahan Se Shuru Kiya Jaye. Saari Duniya Ghuma Dunga.
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- Ek Inspector Ne Karib Char Ghante Tak School Ka Muaina Kiya,
- Aur Khush Ho Kar Bola~ – Koi Ladka Mujhse Kuch Puchna Chata Hai,
- Ek Ladke Ne Utah Kar Pucha – Aap School Se Kab Jayenge Sir Ji.
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- Doctor Ek Hero Ki Dekh-Rekh Kar Use Pucha,
- - Tum Pani Kaise Pete Ho,
- Hero- Jee Ubalkar Aur Phir Kitanuo Se
- Ekdum Bachane Ke Liye Sharab Le Lete Hai.
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- Pita Ji Apne Chote Bete Ko Lekar School Mein Bharti Karane Gaye,
- Aur Waha Master Ji Se Bole – Iss Ladke Ko Ginti To Aati Hai Aage,
- Aap Padha Dijiye Masterji- Haan , Bache Ginti Sunao,
- Bacha- Ek, Do, Teen, Ch~ar, Panch, Chah, Sath, Aath, Nau. Dus,
- Master Ji- Sahabas, Iske Aage Sunao,
- Bacha- Gulam, Begum, Badsha
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- Neta Ji Ke Bhasan Ke Baad Log Unka Autogaraph Lane Phuch Gaye,
- Netaji Autogaraph Dete-D~ete Thak Gaye,
- Akhir Mein Chid Kar Unhone Ek Aadmi Ki,
- Copy Par Gadhe Ki Tasveer Bana Di,
- Iss Par Aadmi Bola -A Jji Mujhe Apka,
- Aotogahrapy Chiye Photogaraph Nahi
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- Mareej- Doctor Sahab Mere Pet Mein Gas Bohat Banti Hai,
- Lekin Musqil Yeh Nahi Hai, Ye Hai Ki Jab Nikalti Hai To Aawaz Nahi Hoti,
- Doctor- Koi Baat Nahi , M~ein Tumhe Dawa Deta Hu,
- Mareej Kuch Din Baad- Doctor Aapki Daaa Se Bohat Fayada Hua,
- Aapne Kon Se Dawa Di Thi Doctor- Kano Ki Dawa Behre Kahi Ke.
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- Sehar Mein Badi Sundar Party Chal Rahi Thi,
- Char Ganje Mehman Bin Bulaye Hi Waha Phuch Gaye,
- Aur Mejbaan Se Milkar Bol~e – Waah Kya Sundar Mehfil Hai,
- Mejban Ne Unke Ganje Siro Ko Gaur Se Dekha Aur Bola,
- Ji Haan, Aur Phir Aap Sabne Yaha Aakar Char Chand Laga Diye.
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- Ek Kanjush Phalo Ki Dukan Par Gaya,
- Wahan Bade Mehnat Se Usne Apni Pasand Ke,
- 2 Apple Chate Aur Du~kandar Se Pucha – Kaise Diye?
- Dukandar- 25 Rupay Ke 2,
- Kanjus Thoda Hadbdaya Phir Usne Ek Apple Wapis Rakh,
- Diya Aur Bola – Yah Kitne Ka Hai? 13 Rupey Ka ?,
- Ye Lo 12 Rupay Aur Wo Dushre Wala De Do.
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- Ek Ladies Doctor Ne Malik~a Sherawat Ki Check-Up Karte Hua Pucha,
- Kya Abhi Pichale Dino Tumne Kisi Aur Se Check Up Karwaya Hai,
- Malika Sharawat Boli-Nahi, Par Film Industry Mein Kuch,
- Naye Heros Ko Sample Ke Taur Pe Taste Karaya Tha.
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- Parivar Kalyan Department Ke Ek Aadmi Se Kisi Ne Kaha,
- Kya Khak Parchar Ka~rte Ho Tum Chote Parivar Ka,
- Tumhare Khud Ke Hi 6 Bache Hai,
- Aadmi Ne Bade Pyaar Se Jawab Diya- Aaji Iss,
- Department Mei Tabadle Se Pehle Vikash Vibhag Me Tha.
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- Ek Tourist Ne Ek Resturant Mein Do Eggs Aur Ek Tea Mangwayi,
- Jab Waiter Bill Laya To Usme Do Eggs Ki Price 30 Rupay Likhi Thi ,
- Tourist- Kyu Eg~gs Idhar Badi Mushkil Se Milte Hai Kya Jo Rate Ye Hai,
- Waiter- Nahi, Tourist Badi Muskil Se Milte Hai Ji.
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- Filmo Mein Chote Mote Role Karne Wala Ek Juniour Artist,
- Shyam Ko Ghar L~ota To Usne Apni Biwi Ko Apne Sath Kaam,
- Karne Wale Saathi Ke Niche Leta Paya,
- Chintu Kya Kar Rahe Ho Aajkal?
- Chintu Ne Uski Biwi Ke Phelu Se Sir Utaya Aur,
- Aaram Se Bola - Kuch Nahi Aaj Kal To Khali Hu.
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- Maan Lo, Hamare Ghar Mein Koi Chor Ghush Aaye To Aap Kya Kroge?,
- Jo Tum Khogi Jaane~man,
- Biwi : Mein Kyo?
- Kyu Ki Ab Tak Is Ghar Mein Mujhe Apni Marji Se Kuch Karna Naseeb Nahi Hua.
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- Ek Hotel Ke Manager Ne Hotel Mein Board Lagaya Tha,
- Hamare Waiters Ko Tip ~Dekar Unka Apmaan N Kare,
- Hotel Ke Bahar Ek Waiter Ne Bhi Ek Peti Tangi,
- Jispe Upar Likha Tha - Apmaan Peti.
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- Ek Din Rajpal Yadav Ek Dukan Mein Koi Chij,
- Kharidane Ke Liye Gaye, Counter Par Khadi Khubsurat Ladki,
- Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha - Good Afternoon Sir, Aapki Kya Iccha Hai?,
- Rajpal Yadav- Meri Icch~a Hai Ki Mein Tumhe Apni Baaho Mein,
- Kash Lu Aur Dukan Se Bahar Le Jakar Khub Chumu,
- Lekin Mujhe Chaiye Ek Aurvydeic Navratan Tel Ki Dibbi.
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- Ek Dadi Wala Aadmi Bas Me Khade-Khade Safar Kar Raha Tha,
- Ek Stop Par Santa Chada, Uska Hath Dande Tak Tak Nahi Phucha,
- Usne Uss Aadmi Ki Dhadhi Pakad Li, Dadi Wale Ko Bohat Gussa Aaya,
- Usne Santa Se Kaha – Mer~i Dhadi Chod Do,
- Santa Ne Uske Aur Dekha Aur Kaha-Kya Aap Yaha Utar Rahe Hai.
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- Patni Apni Pati Par Bohut Shak Karti Thi,
- Ek Din Unke Ghar Par K~hubsurat Si Ladki Ghar Par,
- Patni Se Milne Aayi, Thodi Der Baatchit Hone Ke Baad,
- Pati Ne Kaha- Dear Aisa Lagta Hai Rasoi Mein Daal Jal Rahi Hai,
- Patni- Daal Jal Rahi Hai To Jalne Do,
- Aaj Tumhari Daal Nahi Galne Dungi.
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- 50th Anniversery Par Pati Ne 15 Hazar Rupay,
- Ki Keemat Ka Ek Aisa Night Gawan Patni Ko Gift Kiya,
- Jisme Se Sab Kuch ~Dikhai Deta Tha,
- Raat Mein Patni Usse Pehana Bhool Gayi Pati Ne Patni Par,
- Ek Sharart Bhari Nazar Dali Aur Bola,
- Are - 15 Hazaar Rupay Le Liye Aur Kambakhat Ne Gaun Par Press Bhi Nahi Ki.
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- Pati Patni Jinki Haal Mein Shadi Hui Thi Ghumne Nikle,
- Raste Mein Dekha Kuch Gadhe Khade Hai,
- Pati Ne Kaha- Dekho Wehh Gadha Hai Aur Gadhi Malum Hote Hai,
- Patni – To Kya Gadhe Bhi Shaadi Karte Hai,
- Pati- Haan Bas Gadhe Hi To Shaadi Karte Hai.
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- Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha - Main ~Mar Jaun, To Tum Sati Ho Jaogi,
- Uski Baat Ansuni Karke Hue Boli- Aji Aap Apna Karam,
- Karo. Meri Chinta Chod Do.
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- Pati - Are Bhai Mehman Aane Wale Hai Aur Ghar Mai Jhadu Tak Nahi Lagi,
- Patni- Apne Hi To Kaha Th~a Jab Tak Main Is Ghar Mein,
- Hoon Tumhe Kisi Baat Ki Fikar Karne Ki Jarurat Nahi.
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- Bimar Pati Patni Doctor Ke Paas Le Gayi,
- Uska Pura Chequp Karne Ke Baad Doctor Ne Patni Ko,
- Alag Mein L~e Ja Kar Kaha- Agar Yahi Haal Raha To Jaldi Hi Mar Jayenge,
- Lekin Agar Inhe Thik Se Khiloge P~iloge, Rojana Exercise Karoge,
- Aur Inhe Tanav N Hone Denge To Yeh Jaldi Hi Thik Ho Jayenge,
- Patni Jab Pati Ke Paas Aye To Usne Pucha : Kya Kaha Doctor Ne,
- Yahi Ki Tum Jaldi Hi Sawarg Sidharne Wale Ho.
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- Ek Nojawan Ne Apne Ghayal Dost Ko Dekha To Usne Pucha,
- Ye Khopadi Kisne Khol D~i Bhai Naam Bata,
- Dost : Are Koi Kaise Khol Dega Meri Khopadi Ko,
- Meine Khud Lad Bhib Kar Khulwayi Hai.
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- Raat Ke Samay Khana Khane Ke Baad Chinki Ko Mirch Lag Gai Boli,
- Mummy Thodi Si Chini De Do Beti Raat Ko Chini Nahi Khate,
- Dant Mein Kid~e Laqg Jate Hai, Chinki- Oh, Ishi Wajah Se,
- Dada Ji Apne Daant Mooh Se Nikal Kar Alag Rakhte Hai.
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- Judge - Tum Sadak Par Chalne Walo Ka Dhyan Nahi Rakhte,
- Bar-Bar Tumhe Ishi Apradh Mein Yahan Laya Jata Hai,
- Ab Do Saal Ke Liye Tumhara Driving License Radd Kiya Jata Hai,
- Truck Driver- Hujur Meri Zindzgi Isi Par Nibhar Hai,
- Judge- Par Sadak Par Chalne Walo Ki Zindzgi Bhi To Isi Par Nibhar Hai.
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- Samne Sadak Par Ek Bike Wale Ko Bachane Ke Liye Bus Driver Ne,
- Jhatke Se Apni Bus Ko Gh~umaya Aur Footpat Ke Upar Chada Diya, Char Saal Ke Bache Ne Kaha- Malum Hota Hai Bus Ko Chakar Aa Gaya .
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- Santa Santo Se – Mein Ek Munch Par Geet Ga Raha Tha,
- Ki Kisi Ne Jutta Fenk ~Diya Santo-Phir Tumne Kya Kiya ,
- Santa- Kya Karta Ek Jutta To Mere Liye Bekar Hi Tha,
- Meine Turant Ek Aur Geet Ga Diya.
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- Naukrani – Malkin Mujhe Ek Mahine Ki Chutti Chaiye,
- Malkin- Are, Yeh ~Kaise Ho Sakta Hai, Unka Kaam Kaun Karega,
- Unka Bistar Kaun Lagayega, Khana Kaun Banayega,
- Naukrani- Agar Aise Baat Hai To Aap,
- Fikar Na Karo Malkin, Main Sahab Ko Apne Sath Le Jati Hu.
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- Raat Ko Doctor Ke Ghar Talephone Ki Ghanti Baji,
- Mareej Bola – Doctor Shab Mare Khassi To Bilkul Band Ho Gayi,
- Lekin Saans Bohat Teji Se ~Chal Rahi Hai,
- Doctor Sahab- Phikar N Karo, Subah Tak Weh Bhi Band Ho Jayegi.
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- Santa – Santo Rehne Ke Liye Makan Dekhne Gaye,
- Yeh Makan To Bohat Accha Hai Par Rasoi To Hai Hi Nahi,
- Waise Makan Ka Kiraya Kitna Hai,
- Makan Malik Bola – Ji S~irf 5000 Rupay,
- Santa- Tab To Thik Hai, Hamare Paas Rasoi Mein,
- Kuch Pakane Ke Liye Paise Hi Kaha Bachenge.
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- Bacha - Mummy Aaj Papa Ne Meri Puppy Nahi Li,
- Mummy- Tumne Ginti Nahi Sunayi Hogi,
- Bacha- To Kya Mummy, Hamari Naukarani Papa Ko Roj Ginti Sunati Hai.
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- Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Shadi Mein Aayi Sundar Ladki Se Aankhe Char,
- Karna Shuru Kar Diya, Iss Par Ladki Ne Kaha – Aapke Sir Ke Baal,
- Safed Ho Gaye Hai Aur A~ap Ishq Farma Rahe Hai?
- Aadmi Ne Jawab Diya- Agar Upar Safed Rakh Najar Aaye To Kya Hua,
- Niche Lagi Aag Ka Andaaza To Laga Ke Dekho Ek Baar.
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- Kuch Aadmi Naukri~ Ke Liye Mantri Ji Ke Paas Gaye Aur,
- Bole – Mantriji Hame Kaam Chaye,
- Mantri Ji Ne Sabhi Ko Ek-Ek Iodex Ki Shishi Pakdhate,
- Hua Kaha- Iodex Maliye Kaam Par Chaliye.
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- Garahak- Tu Khate Ho, Angur Aur Kaddu Ki Sabji Hai,
- Par Isme Angur To Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Rahe Hai,
- Hotel Ka Malik- Hum Iss Sabji Mein 50% Angur Dalte Hai,
- Matlab Ek Kaddu Aur Ek Angur.
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- 106 Saal Ke Ek Aadmi Se ~Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha,
- 100 Saal Se Jyada Jeene Ka Kya Raaz Hai,
- Mein Rozana Ek Glass Juice Peta Hu Bas, Yahi Karan Hai,
- Ek Aur Karan Hai. Maine Titanic Jahaj Se Jane Ka Ticket Cancel Kra Diya Tha.
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- Ek Netaji Ko Footbal~l Match Ke Final Mein Inaam,
- Dene Ke Liye Bulaya Gaya, Inaam Ke Baad Unhone Bhasan,
- Mein Badhe Dukhi Aur Gambir Saval Mein Kaha,
- "Mujhe Afsos Hai Ki Final Mein Keval Do Hi Team Kheli,
- Mujhe Ummid Hai Ki Aage Final Mein 20-20 Team Bhag Legi,
- Tabhi Humare Desh Mein Khel Ki Taraki Hogi.
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- Train Mein Safar Karte Hua Ek Musafir Ne Dekha Ki Uski Seat Ke,
- Upar Ek Bhari Baksha Thik Se~ Nahi Rakha Hua Hai,
- Vah Dar Kar Pass Wale Se Bola – Bhai Shab Yah Baksha Upar Aapka Hai,
- Ise Thik Se Rakhiye Warna Yah Hum Par Ger Jayega,
- Musafir : Aap Bilkul Mat Ghabraye Is Bakshe Mein Tutne Wali Koi Cheez Nahi.
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- Ghar Par T.V Par Cricke~t Match Dekh Rahe The Comentary Bhi Aa Rahi Thi,
- Santa – Ne Mummy Se Pucha Yeh Shot Leg Ka Kya Matlab Hai?
- Mummy – Chup, Langdo Ki Hashi Nahi Udate Hai.
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- Ek Pada Likha Aadmi Apne Dehati Dost Se Milla To Bohat,
- Jor-Jor Se Rone Che~ekane Laga,
- Dehati Ne Pucha- Kyu Rote Ho?
- Uske Dost Ne Rote Hua Kaha- Mere Bete Ka Heart Fail Ho Gaya Hai,
- Dehati Bola- Ishme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai, Agle Saal Paas Ho Jayega.
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- Fauji Ne Taare Chand Se Pucha : Yaar Shadi Ke Liye Ladki,
- Ka Hath Hi Kyu Man~gte Hai, Pair Kyun Nahi Mangte,
- Taare Chand – Sidhi Si Baat Hai Hath Me Ghadi, Kangan,
- Anguthi Wagerah Hoti Hai Magar Pairo Me Chapal Hoti Hai.
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- Maa- Beti Mere Liye To Ek Achi Moti Se Roti Banakar Rakh Dena,
- Beti- Kyu Mummy Moti Kyu? Aapko To Patli Roti Pasand Hai Na,
- Maa – Haan Beti Par Uss Marjane Doctor Ne Wajan Kam Karne Ke Liye,
- Sirf Ek Hi Roti Khane Ke Liye Kaha Hai.
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- Maa Ne Preeti Se Kaha- Beti Teri Shadi Ke Liye Humne Do Ladke Pasand Kiye,
- Ek Doctor Hai, Dushra Adv~ocate Hai,
- Preeti - Maa Mein To Cricketer Se Shadi Karna Pasand Karungi,
- Kyuki Ghar Maein Naukar N Hone Par Wo Choka To Laga Sakega.
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- Ramesh Apni Premika Kanta Ko Bhadhuri Ke Karname Sunate Hua,
- Are Us Waqaqt To Hal~at Yah Thi Ki Mein Marunga Ya Sher Mare,
- Dono Mein Se Ek Ko Marna Jaruri Tha Is Par Kanta Boli,
- Chlo Accha Hua Ki Sher Mar Gaya Warna Aapki Khal Kis Kaam Aati.
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- Ek Fauji Ne Roti Mein Kankar Hone Ki Sikayat Ki,
- Subedar Rajender Ne Usse Dante Hua Kaha Tum Yaha,
- Desh Ki Seva Karne Ke Liye Bharti Hua Ho Ya Roti,
- Ki Sikayat Karne Ke Liye Ji Sir, Par Mein Desh Ki,
- Seva Karne Ke Liye Bharti Hua Hu N Ki Usse Khane Ke Liye.
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- Ek Din Santa Aur Banta Dono Soo Rahe The,
- Machro Ne Jab Dono Ko ~Katna Shuru Kiya To Fauji,
- Ne Machardani Laga Di Kuch Der Baad Kamre Mein,
- Achanak Se Jugnu Udane Laga Banta Ne Santa Se Kaha,
- Bhai Dekho Ab Machar Battery Lekar Hame Dhund Rahe Hai.
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- Ek Sajjan Jo Kaafi Samjhdaar The We Hamesha Har Kisi,
- Se Kehte The, Ajji Hum Kis Kabil Hai, Bas Aapki Kirpa Hai,
- Kuch Din Baad Unke Yaha Bacha Paida Hua,
- Tabhi Kisi Ne Unhe Bada~i Deta Hua Kaha : Mubarak Ho Bhai,
- Ladka Hua Hai Unhone Usi Andaaz Mei Kaha,
- Aji Hum Kis Kabil Hai Sab Aapki Kirpa Hai.
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- Ek Ladka Bus Stop Par Khada Tha,
- Jab Ek Ladki Bus Se Utar Chalne Lagi To Ladke Ne Kaha
- Aapki Sandel B~hut Achi Hai Ladki- Achi Hai Nikalu Kya,
- Ladka – Yu To Aapki Jeans Isse Bhi Acchi Hai.
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- Ek Aadmi - Taxi Se Utra Aur Kiraya Chukane Ke Liye Coat Ki Pocket,
- Tatolne Laga Jab Use Dhyan Aaya Ki Purse To Ghar Par Chut Gaya Hai,
- To Turant Uske Dimag Mei~n Ek Vichar Aaya Usne Driver Se Kaha,
- Mera Purse Taxi Mein Gir Gaya Hai, Jara Bati Jala Kar Dekhna,
- Pure Do Hajar Rupay Hai, Yeh Sunte Hi Driver Taxi Lekar Bhag Gaya.
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- Chintu Ne Garib Mintu Se Kah~a – Mere Dadaji 50 Lakh Rupay Chod Kar Mare The,
- Gareeb Mintu - Isme Kya Hai, Mere Dadaji Sari Duniya Chod Kar Mare The.
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- Ek Gov Office Mein – Aaj Humare Office Ko Shuru Hue Pure 10,
- Saal Pure Ho Gaye Hai, Hame Aaj Ke Din Kuch Aisa Karna Chahiye,
- Jo Aaj Tak Humne N Kiya Ho. ~Bolo Kya Kiya Jaaye,
- Ek Employe Bola – Main Pagal Nahi Hu Ki Sara Din Kaam Karta Rahu.
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- Ek Budha Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Aaya Uski Ek Tang Mein Dard Tha,
- Dekhne Ke Baad Doctor Ne Bataya : Yeh Dard To Budape Ke Karan Hai,
- Budape Ke Karan Kyu Ajeeb Baat H~ai Doctor Ji Umar To Dono Tango,
- Ki Barabar Hai, Phir Budape Ke Karan Dard Ek Taang Mein Hi Kyu.
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- Banta Subh 4 Baje Ghar Aa Raha Tha Achanak,
- Ek Gunda Pedo Ke Piche Se Nikalkar Uss Par Toot Pada,
- Banta Ne Bharpur Uska Muqabala Kiya,
- Par Kuch~ Der Baad Usne Banta Ko Patak Diya,
- Talashi Lene Par Banta Ki Jeb Se Ek Athani Nikli,
- Gunda : Tum Sirf Ek Athani Par Marne Marne Lage The,
- Banta : Nahi Ye Baat Nahi ~Mere Gunde Bhai,
- Mujhe Darr Tha Ki Kahi Tum Waha Rakha 500 Ka Note N,
- Dhund Lo Jo Maine Juto Mein Jurab Ke Andar Rakha Hai.
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- Baap - Beta Gham N Karo,
- Tumhare Zindagi M~ein Fail Hona Likha Tha,
- Beta - Tab To Bohat Accha Hua Mere Budde Baap,
- Yadi Mein Mehnat Karta To Meri Saari Mehnat Bekar Chali Jati.
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- Custumer - Waiter Se : Yeh Kya Baat Hai Tumhare Menu Mein,
- Char Boiled Eggs Ki Ke~emat Zyada Likhi Hai,
- Aur Char Eggs Ki Omlet Ki Kam? Mujhe Btao Ye Sab Kya Hai,
- Waiter : Kyunki Char Eggs Ki Omlate Mein Eggs Gine Hi Nahi Jaa Sakte.
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- Maali Hath Jodkar Samne Khada Ho Gaya,
- Kya Hai Ramu Aise Kyu Khade Ho,
- Raamu - Hujoor~, Mein Theka Lene Aaya Hu,
- Kis Baat Ka Theka Bhai Or Tumhe Naukri Nahi Karni Kya,
- Ramu - Hujoor Suna Hai Ki Aapki Ladki Hasti Hai To Phol Jhadte Hai,
- Hujoor Un Pholo Ka Theka De De, Garib Aadmi Ka Bhala Ho Jayega.
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- Mumbai Sehar Ke Ek Naami Advocate Ka Judge Banna Teh Hua,
- Jab Sarkar Ne Use Pad Savikarne Karne Ki Anumati Mangi,
- To Advocate Ne Judge Ban~ne Se Inkaar Kar Diya,
- Logo Ke Puchne Par Unhone Wajah Batayi- Main,
- Thodi Dair Khud Bakwas Karna Zyada Pasand Karunga,
- Bjaye Iske Ki Saare Din Dushro Ki Bakwas Sunta Rahu.
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- Motivator – Maine Apni Affidavit Mein Apna Dimag Gov,
- Hospital Walo Ko Dena Teh Kiya Hai Aur Utaar Bhi Diya Hai,
- Dost - Phir Unka Ut~tar Kya Aaya Ye To Bata,
- Motivator - Haa, We Kehte Hai Ki Ghatiya Se,
- Ghatiya Chij Ka Daan Bhi Taaref Ke Qaabil Hai.
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- Ek Aadmi Ne Bohat Bade Nami Phalwan Se Sawal Kiya,
- Phelwan Ji Aap S~ehkado Kilo Wajan Utha Late Hai,
- Lekin Ek Cheez Aisi Hai Jo Shayad Aap Bhi Nahi Utha Sakte,
- Pahalwan Ne Pucha - Wo Kya Hai Jawab Mila : Patni Ke Nakhre.
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- Hospital Mein Ek 22 Years Old Ladki Thi Jo T.V,
- Par Mausum Ki Jankar~i Deti Thi Uske Doctor Ne,
- Uski Halat Ka Jayaja Diya, Tumhari Recovery Ke,
- Chances Takriban 30 Fisdi Hai Lekin Sanivar,
- Tak Ye Badkar 50 Fisadi Ho Jayenge.
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- Imtihan Ke Hall Mein Sabko Paper Bant Diye Gaye,
- Ek Ladka Khada Hokar Likh Raha Tha,
- Teacher- Are Tum ~Khade Hokar Pariksha Kyu De Rahe Ho,
- Student- Didi High School Ki Priksha Mein Baithi Thi To,
- Fail Ho Gayi Isliye Mein Khade Hokar Pariksha De Raha Hu.
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- Ek Videsi Aur Ek Bhartiye Ek Hotel Mein Mille,
- Videshi Bola: Hamare Desh Mein Ladie Gents Jitna Kaam Karti Hai,
- Aur Utna Hi ~Wetan Pati Hai.
- Bhatiye Bola : Yeh Bhi Koi Badi Baat Hai Hamare Desh Mein,
- Ladies Kuch Bhi Nahi Karti Hai Parantu Gents Ka Sara Vetan Paa Late Hai.
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