Latest Best Quotes Now 2017

1. ➽The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
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4. ➽Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. 
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7. What's the best excuse to ask the girl you like for her photo? Tell her you're collecting all the Pokemon's. 
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10. ➽Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. 
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14. ➥Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. 
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16. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - 
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20. ➤The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
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23. My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
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27. The best revenge is massive success. 
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29. What's the best thing to do if you want to keep your hair when it starts falling out? Put it in a box. - 
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33. Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend. 
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37. The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. - 
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41. ➤What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
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44. ⟴A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. 
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46. I feel the bes⤒t when I am happy. 
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49. Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
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52. The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
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55. For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
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58. As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. 
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61. Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
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64. Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
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67. ➽Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. 
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69. We are going to ⤁be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. 
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72. I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
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75. Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. 
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78. I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
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80. ⤕What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. 
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82. Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. 
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84. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. 
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87. ⤺What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego.