GTTTT ithu enna varthai? '-
therialaiya? ?! ? ? ? ?
Ans:- originality (oru G nalu T)
ayoo ayoo english knowledge
develop panunga boss..
"Naayae.! Fulla Kudichiradha..
Love is when we drink the same
coconut water putting two straws...
friendship is when we have one coconut
and we use o!nl!y one straw and say
"Naayae.! fulla kudichiradha...!
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Ungala Yaru Nakki Ungala Yaru Nakki
Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?
Writer: !sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
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Parthiban v/s Vadivalu
Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: !60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola
vachukittu palatha kudu..
Atha Maranthudu Jattila Ucha Poitten...
LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku
bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
Naragathil Yeman and Man
Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call
pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE
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Yesterday I decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
I decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura
neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen
saganum"...!
Yeppavum Oru Kuttiyodathan Iruppaar
Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
Thalla S.M.S. Anupuna Unga
Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
Anubavikkum Aayul Thandanai
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam
anubavikkum aay!ul thandanai.
"KADHAL"
There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga ma!ndil irukarada safe pannikinga.
Mudhal Masam January
Teacher : !Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
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Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...
'Hero Honda'La Hero Pogalam
Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?
Idlies in an Empty stomach
Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Banta: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Banta: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Banta: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Banta: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
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Eppadiya Accident @Nadanthathu
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala
appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
Naatil Panjam Thalai Virithu Adukiruthu
Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM
THALAI "VI@RITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON"
AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Ippadikku...
"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku... Best friend
Opposite words for "Made in India"
Interviewer to a Banta:
Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Banta: Pallam in Pakistan.
Engineering Collegela
padichu Engineer aagalaam,
Presidency collegela padichu
president aaga mudiyumaa?!
Irumal Marundhu Sappitta
Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...
Irumal marund@hu sappitta irumal varathu!
(Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
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7 Paramparaikkku Ukkanthu
7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu
saapida paisa irunthalum...
fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
Life La Onnume Illa Na Bore Addikum
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum...
Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
'Face Wash'Nna Mugam Kazhuvaradhu
Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu,
'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu,
Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
Pal Vali Vantha Palla Pudungalam
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana...
Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha,
Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
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Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu?
601 ruba kadan @@vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga?
Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu..
"Muruganukku" Mottai Podu
"Muruganukku" Mottai podu,
"Perumalukku" Naamam Podu,
"Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam,
nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
Maathiri Vanthu Good Morning Sollum
Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam..
ethu nadanthalum east.. west..
north.. south..enga irunthaalum,
entha sim pottirunthaalum
ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli
maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..
Hava a nice Day...
Love marriage and Arrange Marriage
Love Marriage ikkum,
Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??
naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage...
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
Kadavul kitta dress keten...
Thuni kadaiye koduthar....
Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar..
Selavukku 5000 @ketten...
un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
The words incomplete without "U"
The words which never complete without "u"
D_b_kk_ Ba@ekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_
Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?
HahaHaha
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Tea Strong Aa Iruka Yena Pananum?
Oru Spoon "Cement" Podanum.
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala
Pongalukku Governmentla
leaveu kudupanga...
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
Paambu Kottina Valikkum
Thel kottina valikkum...
paambu kottina valikkum ..
mudi kottina valikkuma? -
Vazhukumae
School Testla Bit Adikalam
School Testla Bi@t adikalam...
College Testla Bit adikalam ...
Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?
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Meen Pidikiravana Naaiavan
Meen pidiki@ravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.
Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?
Missed Call Kooda Panna Mudiyathu
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
Thandasoru Nu Solranga
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY,
KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana
THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba
Ennoda Lic Panam Seekkaram Kidaikkum
Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla
"Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per th@aan heart attack.
Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.
Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam:
"CHILANTH@I ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram
Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam:
Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)
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3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en @‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
Ilichadhu Podhum Po Poi Palla Velakkuga
Hai! E Sollu!!
E e e Sollu!!
E e e e e e Sollu!!
Nalla e e e e Sollu!!
(Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga...
Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day..
Athigama Makeup podura ponnum
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.
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Oru nimishathula 130 name solla
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Wife: Yenga @ippadiye naan samachi
potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !
therialaiya? ?! ? ? ? ?
Ans:- originality (oru G nalu T)
ayoo ayoo english knowledge
develop panunga boss..
"Naayae.! Fulla Kudichiradha..
Love is when we drink the same
coconut water putting two straws...
friendship is when we have one coconut
and we use o!nl!y one straw and say
"Naayae.! fulla kudichiradha...!
Sponsored Links
Ungala Yaru Nakki Ungala Yaru Nakki
Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?
Writer: !sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
ungala yaru nakki....
Parthiban v/s Vadivalu
Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: !60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola
vachukittu palatha kudu..
Atha Maranthudu Jattila Ucha Poitten...
LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku
bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
Naragathil Yeman and Man
Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call
pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE
Sponsored Links
Vetti Message Anupura
Yesterday I decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
I decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura
neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen
saganum"...!
Yeppavum Oru Kuttiyodathan Iruppaar
Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
Thalla S.M.S. Anupuna Unga
Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
Anubavikkum Aayul Thandanai
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam
anubavikkum aay!ul thandanai.
"KADHAL"
There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga ma!ndil irukarada safe pannikinga.
Mudhal Masam January
Teacher : !Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Sponsored Links
Dr.Manikchand - Cancer Specialist
Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...
Malaiyum Neeye
Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...
'Hero Honda'La Hero Pogalam
Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?
Idlies in an Empty stomach
Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Banta: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Banta: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Banta: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Banta: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
Sponsored Links
Eppadiya Accident @Nadanthathu
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala
appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
Naatil Panjam Thalai Virithu Adukiruthu
Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM
THALAI "VI@RITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON"
AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Ippadikku...
"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku... Best friend
Opposite words for "Made in India"
Interviewer to a Banta:
Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Banta: Pallam in Pakistan.
Engineering Collegela
padichu Engineer aagalaam,
Presidency collegela padichu
president aaga mudiyumaa?!
Irumal Marundhu Sappitta
Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...
Irumal marund@hu sappitta irumal varathu!
(Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
Sponsored Links
7 Paramparaikkku Ukkanthu
7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu
saapida paisa irunthalum...
fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
Life La Onnume Illa Na Bore Addikum
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum...
Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
'Face Wash'Nna Mugam Kazhuvaradhu
Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu,
'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu,
Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
Pal Vali Vantha Palla Pudungalam
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana...
Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha,
Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Sponsored Links
Ithuthan Kasana Thiruppi Tharadhu
Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu?
601 ruba kadan @@vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga?
Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu..
"Muruganukku" Mottai Podu
"Muruganukku" Mottai podu,
"Perumalukku" Naamam Podu,
"Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam,
nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
Maathiri Vanthu Good Morning Sollum
Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam..
ethu nadanthalum east.. west..
north.. south..enga irunthaalum,
entha sim pottirunthaalum
ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli
maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..
Hava a nice Day...
Love marriage and Arrange Marriage
Love Marriage ikkum,
Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??
naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage...
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
Kadavul kitta dress keten...
Thuni kadaiye koduthar....
Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar..
Selavukku 5000 @ketten...
un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
The words incomplete without "U"
The words which never complete without "u"
D_b_kk_ Ba@ekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_
Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?
HahaHaha
Sponsored Links
Tea Strong Aa Iruka Yena Pananum?
Tea Strong Aa Iruka Yena Pananum?
Oru Spoon "Cement" Podanum.
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala
Pongalukku Governmentla
leaveu kudupanga...
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
Paambu Kottina Valikkum
Thel kottina valikkum...
paambu kottina valikkum ..
mudi kottina valikkuma? -
Vazhukumae
School Testla Bit Adikalam
School Testla Bi@t adikalam...
College Testla Bit adikalam ...
Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?
Sponsored Links
Meen Pidikiravana Naaiavan
Meen pidiki@ravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.
Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?
Missed Call Kooda Panna Mudiyathu
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
Thandasoru Nu Solranga
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY,
KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana
THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba
Ennoda Lic Panam Seekkaram Kidaikkum
Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla
"Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per th@aan heart attack.
Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.
Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam:
"CHILANTH@I ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram
Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam:
Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)
Sponsored Links
The Computer Thirukkural..
Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...
2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazh@vaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en @‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
Ilichadhu Podhum Po Poi Palla Velakkuga
Hai! E Sollu!!
E e e Sollu!!
E e e e e e Sollu!!
Nalla e e e e Sollu!!
(Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga...
Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day..
Athigama Makeup podura ponnum
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.
Sponsored Links
Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal
BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal
Neengal Win Pan@nalam: 1st,
$i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour
TV'voda Carton Box 3rd,
India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th,
Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.
Unggal selavil/ Mun@dhungal!!!Hurry...
Limted period offer innike matume!!!!
Oru nimishathula 130 name solla
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Wife: Yenga @ippadiye naan samachi
potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !
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