- Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
- Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and p@lace for everything. It's called college.
- Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.
- School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
- I really want to go to Penn State@ for college.
- Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.
- 42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.
- In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.
- Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!
- School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more..@. then you work until you die. Great.
- Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.
- School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great.
- Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final@ if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!
- Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated@ college and think they know everything.
- College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
- Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
- College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
- Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
- College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
- Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life...now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.
- Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.
- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Right now, you might think popularity is ever@ything. But just remember, you can`t put "popular" on a college or job application.
- Rapper "2 Chainz" played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it's cover
- President Barack Obama was known to be a ma@rijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be "Barack Oganja."
- Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30@ friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.
- No College Students or Graduates should @be voting for anyone BUT Obama... Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans
- 2 Chainz played college bask@etball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it's cover!!!!
- A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer t@he phone.
- I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy but then the murderer comes back@, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.
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