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No 1 funny shayari New hindi2017
- Bura aashiqi kaa ho haal,
- Bigaare hai ~isne saare kaam,
- Hum to A.B. mei rahe,
- Baaki B.A. pass ho gaye...
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- Aaj deedar,
- Kal yaar,
- Padson pyar,
- Phir ekraar,
- Phir intezaar,
- Phir takraar~,
- Phir daraar,
- Saari mehnat bekar,
- Aur aakhir me ek aur devdaas at beer bar.
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- Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
- Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
- Yaad naa karke t~umne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
- Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi!
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- Aahat see koi aaye toh l~agta ~hain kee tum ho,
- Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
- Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?
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- Aakash key taaro mein khoya ~hain jaha saara,
- Lagta hain pyaara ek-ek taara,
- Un taaro mein sabsey pyaara hain ek sitaara,
- Jo is waqt padh raha hain sms hamaara!
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- Aankhon mei nami thee,
- Aur vitamin C kee kami thee,
- Wah wah!
- Aankhon m~ei nami thee,
- Aur vitamin C kee kami thee,
- Jisse saari raat chatting kee,
- Wo girlfriend kee mummy thee!
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- Aapke inte miss call kya baat hai,
- Aapke sms b ab din raat hai,
- Kabhi kabhi phone b kiyaa karo,
- Suna hai aapke awaaz mein b khaas baat hai.
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- Aapke inte miss call kya baat hai,
- Aapke sms b ab din raat hai,
- Kabhi kabhi phone b kiyaa karo,
- Suna hai aapke awaaz mein b khaas baat hai.
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- Aapko kabhi humsey khone nahi dengey,
- Aapko kabhi khud sey alag ho~ne nahi dengey,
- Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
- Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey!
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- Pagal aashiq ho jaate hain pyaar mei,
- Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hain intezaar mei,
- Magar yeh fauzi dilru~ba nahi samajhti,
- Gol-gappe khaati phirti hain baazar mei!
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- Zindagi jeete ho kanjoos ki,
- Hamari tarah b~hi kabhi jiya karo,
- Mere SMS roz padh ke sharam nahee aati,
- Khud bhi kabhi SMS send kiya karo.
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- Wo Naa Jaane Kya Humse Chhupaati Thi,
- Thaa Kuchh Toh Zaroor Uske Pyaare Hontho Pein,
- Phir Bhi Na Jaane Kyu~n Humse Sharmaati Thi,
- Muh Jab Khulwaya Unka Tab Jaa kar Maloom Hua,
- Saali Chup-Chup Ke Paan-Masaala Chabaati Thi!
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- Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
- Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
- Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
- Aur Hum Sookh Gaye!
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- Kar lee Mohabbat Tummse Bahut Sochney K Baad,
- Kisi Ko Bhi Ab Dekhna Nahee Tumhein Dekhney K Baad,
- Chhodh Dengey Duniya Tumhey Paane K Baad,
- Maaf Kare Khuda Itna Jhoot Bolne K Baad!
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- Arz Kiya Hai..
- Ishq Me Zor Nahee Chaltaa,
- Gaalib,
- Wah.. Wah..!
- Ishq Me Z~or Nahee Chaltaa,
- Gaalib,
- Kabz Me B Nahee Chaltaa!
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- Bewafa Tum H~o Toh Wafadar Hum B Nahee,
- Besharam Tum Ho Toh Sharamsaar Hum B Nahee,
- Is Maud Pr Pyaar K Kehtey Ho Ki Shaadi-shuda Ho..
- Toh Kyaa Hua Darling…
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- Kyunki Kunwaare Hum B Nahee!
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- Paane K Liye Tujhey Mai Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon;
- Pyar Me Tere Ji To Kya,
- Mar B Sakta Hoon;
- Phir B Tu Na ~Mili Toh Koi Gam Nahee;
- Ye Formula Mai Kisi Doosri Pein Set Kr Sakta Hoon!
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- Hum Whiskey Nahee Peete,
- Hum Rum Nahee Peete;
- Gham Bhulaane K Naam Par,
- Hum Jaam Hi Na~hee Peete;
- Agar Kabhi Yaaron Ki Mehfil Mil Jaaye;
- Toh Khuda Ki Kasam,
- Hum Kisi Se Bhi Kam Nahee Peete
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- Gori paan na khaya karo,
- Honthon p~e laali aati hai,
- Gori paan na khaya karo,
- Honthon pe laali aati hai,
- By God,
- Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.
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- Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein
- Aansoo achche nahin lagte,
- Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye lekin
- Kabhi sachche nahin lagte.
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- Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
- Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
- Dil to karta hai…sudhar jaoon magar,
- Kamvali aaj fir bheeg k~e aai hai.
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- Chiragon mein agar noor na hota,
- To tanha dil itna majbur na hota,
- Kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate,
- Agar aapka aashiya~na itni door na hota.
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- Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
- Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
- Use jo moh~abbat samjhe,
- Woh sabse bada gadha hai.
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- Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
- Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
- Aapse dosti ~hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
- Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.
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- Phool hoon gulaab ka,
- Chameli ka mat samjhna.
- Aashiq hun aapka,
- Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.
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- Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
- Dhoop nikle aur s~arson pilli na ho,
- To phir aap ne yeh kaise soch liya ke,
- Neend me aap ki yaad aaye aur shalwar gilli na ho.
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- Apni raah khud chuno,
- Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
- Apne p~eechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
- Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
- Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.
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- Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
- Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
- Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
- Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.
- Heer ro ro kar
- Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
- Haath chhor kameene
- Meri naak beh rahi hai.
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- Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
- Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
- Agar kuchh b~hi nahi hota hai to,
- Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.
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- Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti,
- Sachche p~yaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti,
- Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye,
- To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo,
- Par padhaai nahi hoti.
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- Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
- Tez hawa mei~n sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
- Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du,
- Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.
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- Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe,
- Yeh Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
- Abhi Jo Gham Hamara Hai,
- Tumhara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
- Tum Apne Aap Ko Hargiz,
- Koi Ilzaam Mat Dena,
- Ye Soda H~ai Mohabbat Ka,
- Khasara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai
- Tum Yeh Mat Samajhna,
- Tum Hi Meri Akhri Mohabbat Ho,
- Mohabbat Jurm Hai,
- Hum Se Doba~ra Ho Bhi Sakta Hai.
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- Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
- Lekar Nakhre Pu~rane,
- Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
- Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
- Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.
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- Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
- Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
- Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
- Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.
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- Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile,
- Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq m~ein bewafayi na mile,
- Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar bhi Like na kare,
- Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile.
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- Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
- Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
- Hum to yuhi ch~al dete hao bina muh
- dhoye exam dene,
- Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
- padh ke aaya hai.
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- Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
- To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
- Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
- Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.
- Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta
- Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta
- Patana Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao
- Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta
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- Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakkhe Kadam
- Humne Woh Har Jam~een Choom Li
- Aur Vo Bewafa Ghar Aa Kr Kahti Hai,
- “Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai”
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- Aam Meethe, An~gur Khatte
- Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
- Mere Shair Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe
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- Haseen Tum H~o To Bure Hum Bhi Nahi,
- Mehlon Main Tum Ho To Sadkon Par Hum Bhi Nahi,
- Pyar Karke Kehte Ho Ke Shadi-Shuda Hain Hum,
- To Kaan Khol Ke Sun Lo Kuwanre Hum Bhi Nahi.
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- Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
- Meri Zindagi Ek~ Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
- Maine Jise Pyar Kiya
- Voh Mere Bachon Ki Bua Ban K Reh Gayi
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- Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho
- Arey Dosto Zinda Hain J~ab Tak SMS Kar Lo
- Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho
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- Agar Doodh Mein Gire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain,
- Agar Doodh Mein ~ire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain,
- Agar Pyar Mein Pade Jutey Use Taqdeer Kehte Hain.
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- Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse
- Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai
- Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
- Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai
- Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
- Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
- Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
- Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab
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- Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill,
- Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill,
- Aur~
- Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To,
- Daru Ka Bill,
- Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.
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- Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain
- Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
- Wah Wah~
- Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
- Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega
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- Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
- Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
- Wah Wah
- Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
- Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
- Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye
- Julab Ki Goli~ Kha Rakhi Hai
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- Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
- Aansu Mat Bahana
- Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Bad,
- Aansoo Mat B~ahana
- Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana.
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- Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
- Pyar Ko Laat Maro
- Meri Baat Mano
- Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
- Roz Raat Ek ~Strong Beer Maaro Aur
- Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro
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- Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
- Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
- Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko LekarJati Hai,
- Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
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- Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
- Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
- Aapki Aankho ~Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
- Kyunki
- Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai.
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- Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
- Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
- Phool Murjha Gaye
- Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.
- Ab Aur M~at Satao
- Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
- Kaam Par Jaldi Aao.
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- Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
- Har Mod Pr Ek I~mtihan Baki Hai
- Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
- Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai.
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