No 1 funny shayari New hindi2017


  • Bura aashiqi kaa ho haal,
  • Bigaare hai ~isne saare kaam,
  • Hum to A.B. mei rahe,
  • Baaki B.A. pass ho gaye...

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  • Aaj deedar,
  • Kal yaar,
  • Padson pyar,
  • Phir ekraar,
  • Phir intezaar,
  • Phir takraar~,
  • Phir daraar,
  • Saari mehnat bekar,
  • Aur aakhir me ek aur devdaas at beer bar.

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  • Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
  • Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
  • Yaad naa karke t~umne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
  • Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi!

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  • Aahat see koi aaye toh l~agta ~hain kee tum ho,
  • Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
  • Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?

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  • Aakash key taaro mein khoya ~hain jaha saara,
  • Lagta hain pyaara ek-ek taara,
  • Un taaro mein sabsey pyaara hain ek sitaara,
  • Jo is waqt padh raha hain sms hamaara!

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  • Aankhon mei nami thee,
  • Aur vitamin C kee kami thee,
  • Wah wah!
  • Aankhon m~ei nami thee,
  • Aur vitamin C kee kami thee,
  • Jisse saari raat chatting kee,
  • Wo girlfriend kee mummy thee!

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  • Aapke inte miss call kya baat hai,
  • Aapke sms b ab din raat hai,
  • Kabhi kabhi phone b kiyaa karo,
  • Suna hai aapke awaaz mein b khaas baat hai.

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  • Aapke inte miss call kya baat hai,
  • Aapke sms b ab din raat hai,
  • Kabhi kabhi phone b kiyaa karo,
  • Suna hai aapke awaaz mein b khaas baat hai.

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  • Aapko kabhi humsey khone nahi dengey,
  • Aapko kabhi khud sey alag ho~ne nahi dengey,
  • Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
  • Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey!

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  • Pagal aashiq ho jaate hain pyaar mei,
  • Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hain intezaar mei,
  • Magar yeh fauzi dilru~ba nahi samajhti,
  • Gol-gappe khaati phirti hain baazar mei!

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  • Zindagi jeete ho kanjoos ki,
  • Hamari tarah b~hi kabhi jiya karo,
  • Mere SMS roz padh ke sharam nahee aati,
  • Khud bhi kabhi SMS send kiya karo.

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  • Wo Naa Jaane Kya Humse Chhupaati Thi,
  • Thaa Kuchh Toh Zaroor Uske Pyaare Hontho Pein,
  • Phir Bhi Na Jaane Kyu~n Humse Sharmaati Thi,
  • Muh Jab Khulwaya Unka Tab Jaa kar Maloom Hua,
  • Saali Chup-Chup Ke Paan-Masaala Chabaati Thi!

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  • Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
  • Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
  • Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
  • Aur Hum Sookh Gaye!

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  • Kar lee Mohabbat Tummse Bahut Sochney K Baad,
  • Kisi Ko Bhi Ab Dekhna Nahee Tumhein Dekhney K Baad,
  • Chhodh Dengey Duniya Tumhey Paane K Baad,
  • Maaf Kare Khuda Itna Jhoot Bolne K Baad!

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  • Arz Kiya Hai..

  • Ishq Me Zor Nahee Chaltaa,
  • Gaalib,

  • Wah.. Wah..!

  • Ishq Me Z~or Nahee Chaltaa,
  • Gaalib,

  • Kabz Me B Nahee Chaltaa!

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  • Bewafa Tum H~o Toh Wafadar Hum B Nahee,
  • Besharam Tum Ho Toh Sharamsaar Hum B Nahee,
  • Is Maud Pr Pyaar K Kehtey Ho Ki Shaadi-shuda Ho..
  • Toh Kyaa Hua Darling…

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  • Kyunki Kunwaare Hum B Nahee!

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  • Paane K Liye Tujhey Mai Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon;
  • Pyar Me Tere Ji To Kya,
  • Mar B Sakta Hoon;
  • Phir B Tu Na ~Mili Toh Koi Gam Nahee;
  • Ye Formula Mai Kisi Doosri Pein Set Kr Sakta Hoon!

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  • Hum Whiskey Nahee Peete,
  • Hum Rum Nahee Peete;
  • Gham Bhulaane K Naam Par,
  • Hum Jaam Hi Na~hee Peete;
  • Agar Kabhi Yaaron Ki Mehfil Mil Jaaye;
  • Toh Khuda Ki Kasam,
  • Hum Kisi Se Bhi Kam Nahee Peete
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  • Gori paan na khaya karo,
  • Honthon p~e laali aati hai,
  • Gori paan na khaya karo,
  • Honthon pe laali aati hai,
  • By God,
  • Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.

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  • Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein
  • Aansoo achche nahin lagte,
  • Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye lekin
  • Kabhi sachche nahin lagte.
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  • Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
  • Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
  • Dil to karta hai…sudhar jaoon magar,
  • Kamvali aaj fir bheeg k~e aai hai.

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  • Chiragon mein agar noor na hota,
  • To tanha dil itna majbur na hota,
  • Kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate,
  • Agar aapka aashiya~na itni door na hota.


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  • Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
  • Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
  • Use jo moh~abbat samjhe,
  • Woh sabse bada gadha hai.


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  • Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
  • Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
  • Aapse dosti ~hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
  • Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.


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  • Phool hoon gulaab ka,
  • Chameli ka mat samjhna.
  • Aashiq hun aapka,
  • Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.


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  • Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
  • Dhoop nikle aur s~arson pilli na ho,
  • To phir aap ne yeh kaise soch liya ke,
  • Neend me aap ki yaad aaye aur shalwar gilli na ho.


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  • Apni raah khud chuno,
  • Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
  • Apne p~eechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
  • Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
  • Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.


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  • Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
  • Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
  • Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
  • Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.

  • Heer ro ro kar
  • Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
  • Haath chhor kameene
  • Meri naak beh rahi hai.


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  • Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
  • Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
  • Agar kuchh b~hi nahi hota hai to,
  • Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.


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  • Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti,
  • Sachche p~yaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti,
  • Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye,
  • To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo,
  • Par padhaai nahi hoti.


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  • Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
  • Tez hawa mei~n sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
  • Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du,
  • Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.


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  • Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe,
  • Yeh Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,

  • Abhi Jo Gham Hamara Hai,
  • Tumhara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,

  • Tum Apne Aap Ko Hargiz,
  • Koi Ilzaam Mat Dena,

  • Ye Soda H~ai Mohabbat Ka,
  • Khasara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

  • Tum Yeh Mat Samajhna,
  • Tum Hi Meri Akhri Mohabbat Ho,

  • Mohabbat Jurm Hai,
  • Hum Se Doba~ra Ho Bhi Sakta Hai.


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  • Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
  • Lekar Nakhre Pu~rane,
  • Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
  • Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
  • Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.


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  • Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
  • Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
  • Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
  • Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.


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  • Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile,
  • Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq m~ein bewafayi na mile,
  • Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar bhi Like na kare,
  • Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile.


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  • Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
  • Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,

  • Hum to yuhi ch~al dete hao bina muh
  • dhoye exam dene,

  • Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
  • padh ke aaya hai.


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  • Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
  • To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
  • Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
  • Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.
  • Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta
  • Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta
  • Patana Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao
  • Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta


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  • Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakkhe Kadam
  • Humne Woh Har Jam~een Choom Li
  • Aur Vo Bewafa Ghar Aa Kr Kahti Hai,
  • “Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai”


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  • Aam Meethe, An~gur Khatte
  • Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
  • Mere Shair Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe


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  • Haseen Tum H~o To Bure Hum Bhi Nahi,
  • Mehlon Main Tum Ho To Sadkon Par Hum Bhi Nahi,
  • Pyar Karke Kehte Ho Ke Shadi-Shuda Hain Hum,
  • To Kaan Khol Ke Sun Lo Kuwanre Hum Bhi Nahi.


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  • Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
  • Meri Zindagi Ek~ Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
  • Maine Jise Pyar Kiya
  • Voh Mere Bachon Ki Bua Ban K Reh Gayi



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  • Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho
  • Arey Dosto Zinda Hain J~ab Tak SMS Kar Lo
  • Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho


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  • Agar Doodh Mein Gire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain,
  • Agar Doodh Mein ~ire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain,
  • Agar Pyar Mein Pade Jutey Use Taqdeer Kehte Hain.


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  • Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse
  • Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai
  • Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
  • Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai

  • Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
  • Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
  • Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
  • Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab


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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill,
  • Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill,
  • Aur~
  • Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To,
  • Daru Ka Bill,
  • Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.


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  • Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain
  • Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
  • Wah Wah~
  • Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
  • Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega


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  • Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
  • Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
  • Wah Wah
  • Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
  • Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
  • Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye
  • Julab Ki Goli~ Kha Rakhi Hai


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  • Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
  • Aansu Mat Bahana
  • Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Bad,
  • Aansoo Mat B~ahana
  • Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana.


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  • Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
  • Pyar Ko Laat Maro
  • Meri Baat Mano
  • Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
  • Roz Raat Ek ~Strong Beer Maaro Aur
  • Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro


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  • Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
  • Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
  • Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko LekarJati Hai,
  • Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.


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  • Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
  • Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
  • Aapki Aankho ~Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
  • Kyunki
  • Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai.


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  • Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
  • Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
  • Phool Murjha Gaye
  • Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.
  • Ab Aur M~at Satao
  • Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
  • Kaam Par Jaldi Aao.


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  • Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
  • Har Mod Pr Ek I~mtihan Baki Hai
  • Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
  • Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai.

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