Best Short Whatsapp Status And Facebook2017


  •  I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

  • 2). Never on schedule.But always on time. ………

  • 3). I’m a good boy/girl with bad habits 😛

  • 4). An apple in a day kee➴⟰ps anyone away…. If you throw it hard.

  • 5). At least mosquitoes are attracted to me. …

  • 6). Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

  • 7). We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.

  • 8). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

  • 9). Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

  • 10). Look at your left-——> I said left idiot!

  • 11). Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. ……


  • 12). I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No

  • Bad News.
  • 13).Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.

  • 14). Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

  • 15). ➵⟲Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But
  • Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!

  • 16). “Success” all depends on the second letter. (#3 short status for whatsapp)

  • 18). If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it!

  • 19). You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

  • 20). Teachers call it chea⤌ting, students call it teamwork. ……..(#4 short status for whatsapp).

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  • I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

  • It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.

  • Virginity can be cured.

  • You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.

  • It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.

  • Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

  • I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out. 
  • Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
  • M⤄➦y life can be measured in hours
  • I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
  • Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
  • A party without cake is just a meeting.
  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  • Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent.. 
  • I’d far rather be happy than right.
  • No guts, no glory, no brain, same story 
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
  • How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
  • I got less but i got best! 
  • I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  • I’d far rather be happy than right.
  • The person who hates you, loves you the most..
  • Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
  • So many assume. So few know. 
  • I have the simplest tastes.
  • Be you !!! The world will adjust.
  • A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend. 
  • regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.
  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
  • He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
  • I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.
  • May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  • Life is a game, let’s make a high score. 
  • A smiling face always has a painful heart.
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • ⇹I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  • I am always satisfied with the best. 
  •  I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
  •  We repair what your husband fixed.
  • God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
  • ⇒Comparison is the thief of joy. 
  • The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. 
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  • I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  • If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  • Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. 
  • My first name and your last name would sound great together.
  • If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one. 

  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet
  • I can resist everything except temptations
  • I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier
  • Save water drink beer.
  • LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  • The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
  • GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 😉
  • Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
  • Always remember you are unique just like every one else. 
  • Loyal females DESERVE the best. Remember that ?
  • When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
  • Who am I?
  • ↼Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  • Yeah. I’m a badass.
  • I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
  • I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
  • Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
  • ⇐Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
  • Expectation Brings Tears In Your Life.
  • I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
  • If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
  • Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
  • Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!

  • ⇚Be Careful As I Draw You I Can Delete You.
  • ⇥I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
  • ⇦Busy Planning For A Miracle.
  • ⇦Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
  • ⇡Home Is Where The Heart Is.
  • ⇛When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity 😀
  • ⇬I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
  • ⇥I Can’t See Myself Without You.
  • ⇯Do unto others before they do unto you. 
  • Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
  • Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me.
  • Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
  • Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
  • You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
  • If you are player then I’m the GAME.
  • Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight
  • If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
  • Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
  • Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
  • I hate math but I love counting money.
  • When in doubt, mumble.
  • There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
  • The greatest achievement is to outperform yourself.
  • Men speak less at home as wives are good with knives.
  • Live out of your imagination, not your history.
  • Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
  • Mistakes are good, but improved mistakes is success.
  • I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
  • Can’t remember to forget you..
  • Yes, I’m smiling. But you’re not the reason anymore.
  • Whatsapp status is loading.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Waiting for wi-fi network.
  • Not always available, try your luck 😉
  • Take Life, one cup at a time!
  • Smile and others will smile back
  • Train your mind to see good in everything.
  • Take out N out of friend, and you are cooked 
  • Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
  • Hard work has a future payoff.
  • having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
  • History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
  • I can resist everything except temptation. 
  • Insanity is my only means of relaxation

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