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- ➽➽When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car⟹⟹⟹⟹
- ➽➽Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. -
- Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
- ➽➽Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
- Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. -
- Going on a rollercoaster was a lot like last night with my husband, slow at first going up, then way fast, a few turns and then it quickly ended.
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
- ➽Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand➽➽➽
- A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
- A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. -
- When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
- Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. -
- My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.
- Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. -
- ➽A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. -
- ⟸My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
- ➽My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. -
- ⟴Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. -
- ➧Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
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