Funny Analogies Now 2017


  1. ➽➽When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car⟹⟹⟹⟹


  2. ➽➽Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. - 


  3. Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! 

  4. ➽➽Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.


  5. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge 


  6. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. -  


  7. Going on a rollercoaster was a lot like last night with my husband, slow at first going up, then way fast, a few turns and then it quickly ended. 

  8. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 


  9. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.


  10. ➽Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand➽➽➽
  11. A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. 


  12. A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. - 



  13. When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it. 



  14. Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. - 


  15. My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted. 



  16. Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. - 


  17. ➽A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. - 



  18. ⟸My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. 



  19. ➽My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. - 



  20. ⟴Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. - 



  21. ➧Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. 



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