Money Quotes things Now 2017

1. ⧭Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. 
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5. ⧭Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million⬊⬊⬊
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9. ⬉⬉I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
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13. ⧭⧭Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. 
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16. ⧭⧭We've tripled the amount of money - I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available. - 
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20. T⬺⬺hey say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
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24. Money doesn't make happiness, it buys it already made. 
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28. The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
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32. Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
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36. ⧭⧭I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. 
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40. In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.
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43. ⬊⬊⬊If you have $20 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you. When Chuck Norris plays monopoly the entire world's economy is shaken. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. ⬊⬊Chuck Norris managed to count to infinity.. twice! When Chuck does push-ups he doesn't move, the earth moves. 
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46. If I keep paying attention, I'm going to be in debt!
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50. Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year. - 
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54. They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves. - 
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58. Store sign: Why go somewhere else and waste your money? Come here! - 
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62. When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. 
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64. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. 
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68. ⧭⧭Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. 
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71. I wish my wallet came with free refills.
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74. ⬉⬉I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. 
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78. Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. - 
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81. ⧭⧭I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!
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84. ⬉⬉⬉No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. 
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