Status Best Ever Whatsapp2017

1.  When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
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3. 102. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 😉
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5. 103. The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
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7. 104. I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
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9. 105. My first name and your last name would sound great together.
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11. 106. I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
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13. 107. I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)
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15. 108. I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
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17. 109. ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
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20. 110. People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
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22. 111. I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
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24. 112. History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
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26. 113. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
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28. 114. There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
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30. 115. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
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32. 116. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
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34. 117. Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
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36. 118. It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
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38. 119. I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
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40. 120. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
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42. 121. The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
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44. 122. I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
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47. 123. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
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49. 124. Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
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51. 125. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
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53. 126. No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
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55. 127. My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
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57. 128. I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me 😛
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59. 129. Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
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61. 130. My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
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63. 131. Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
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65. 132. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
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67. 133. If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
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69. 134. Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
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71. 135. What is the main reason for failure?  I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
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75. 136. Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
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77. 137. I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
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79. 138. You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
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82. 139. If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
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84. 140. I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
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86. 141. Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
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88. 142. Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
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90. 143. Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
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92. 144. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
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94. 145. I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
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96. 146. Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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98. 147. I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
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100. 148. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
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102. 149. Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
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105. 150. I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
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107. 151. Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!O.o its not an end ! Here are 49 more for YOU !
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110. 153. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
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113. 154. Hey there! be there.
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116. 155.  I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!
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119. 156. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
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122. 157. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
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125. 158. Person you love is 72.8% water.
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127. 159. My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 😀
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129. 160. can’t WhatsApp,only calls !
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131. 161. Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !
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133. 162. Cant walk… vehicles only..!
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135. 163. Stop ! Status under construction 😀
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137. 164. Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
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139. 165. Hey WhatsApp, I’m using you!
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141. 166. If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7 😛 😀
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143. 167. Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
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145. 168. Space available for advertisement.:-p
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147. 169. I learn from the mistakes of others……to whom I have given advice to.
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149. 170. Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you 😉
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151. 171. the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😛
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153. 172. Pillow is my best hair stylist – Waiting for better tomorrow!
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155. 173. (bell symbol) Engineering
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157. 174. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
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159. 175. Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!
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161. 176. Read books instead of reading my status!
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163. 177. Available when get WiFi Network !!
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165. 178. Distance is suck… My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
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167. 179. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!
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169. 180. I’m too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
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171. 181. Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance 😀
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173. 182. Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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175. 183. Hey there! I’m using cocaine 😀
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177. 184. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
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179. 185. Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
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181. 186. Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
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183. 187. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
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185. 188. Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
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187. 189. When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity