latest sms jokes whatsapp 2017

1. Wife : wheneve~r we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
2. I don’t know what to do?
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7. Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…
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12. Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
13. kahan se~ aaya?
14. Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
15. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.
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17. Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
18. “Beta tum bahut p~adhoge”
19. Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
20. ye bata paas kab hounga???
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24. 1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
25. saw a couple kissing~ on the road…
26. He suddenly shou~ted and said look mom
27. they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
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30. At bus stop a girl was standing
31. with her face cov~ered. A man on bike stops
32. and says “Chalna hai kya?”
33. Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
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38. Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
39. aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
40. Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
41. hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
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43. Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
44. Banta : Kyun?
45. Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
46. dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge
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49. Girls of 1995– “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum”
50. Girls of 2012– “Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!”
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52. Husband and Wife had a Fight.
53. Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,
54. I am coming to you.
55. Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,
56. I am comming to stay with U!
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58. Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
59. Modern Laila– To karmjal~i, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya
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61. Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”
62. Then she found wine, “~O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy,
63. “Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai”
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65. Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
66. Salesman : Pata nahi
67. Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
68. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
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73. Stadium Indian Pakistan cricket match chal raha tha
74. 1 Gorgeous ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange
75. ka
76. tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
77. par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”
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79. Har gum ko pala nai jata,
80. Kanch ki chi~zo ko uchala nai jata,
81. Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
82. Har baat ko “All is WELL” bolke tala nahi jata!
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84. Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.”
85. Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi
86. maza aata!!!
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88. Doctor ne udaas hokar kaha- Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
89. I’m so sorry…
90. Santa: Isme sorry ki koi baat hai Dr. Saab.
91. Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise…
92. Aage to moaj masti me jeena hai..Jeevan ras peena.. hai
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94. Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
95. Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
96. Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
97. Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.....latest jobs salary jokes
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99. Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai
100. Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..
101. Ek chappl aur padi..
102. 
     
103. latest sms jokes -Girl: Papa ek jaruri baat karni thi.
104. Papa: Bolo beta
105. Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh America mein rehta hai
106. Papa: Lekin tu~m is se kaha mili
107. Girl: Google+ par hamari mulakaat hui
108. FACEBOOK par hum Friends bane
109. Gtalk par usne mujhe "I love you" kaha
110. aur WHATSAPP par humne 3 mahino tak pyaar kiya.
111. Papa : Ohh!! R~eally..
112. Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo
113. MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo
114. FLIPKART se bache mangwalo
115. GMAIL se recieve karlo
116. Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh ..
117. OLX be bech dalo!!!!!!!
118. Dont laugh alone, pass it on..
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120. Kaal ek relative ke ghar jaana hai
121. samgh nahi aa raha hai sweets lekar jau ya payaaj
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123. Seriously First time in Indian History
124. Latest funny ev~ent occoured Friends...
125. Perrol is cheaper then Onions in India
126. Petrol Payaaj se sastaa ho gaya...
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128. Majburiya hoti hai sirf mahaan logo ke Jeevan Mein
129. Nahi to Ram Vanvaas Mein
130. Krishna karaavaas Mein
131. aur
132. Mai office Mein kyo baithta...
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134. Pyar mein kabhi kabhi aisa ho jaata hai
135. girlfriend ne~ shaadi se enkaar kaar diya
136. Socha dil diya hai aab jaan bhi denge sanam
137. pr kamine dosto ne daru pilaa ke usi ke baaraat me
138. nchwaa diya...
139. 
     
140. New teacher joined in d school
141. Teacher- boys tell your names nd hobbies
142. 1st boy- My n~ame is Raj. My hobby is watching Moon .
143. 2nd boy- My name is Ranjeet. And my hobby is watching Moon .
144. 3rd boy- My name is Ravi & hobby is watching Moon .
145. Teacher- wow nice nice
146. Everyones hobbies are same Ok
147. Now girls turn...
148. 1st girl- Hello mam my name is moon
149. Teacher shocked....Boys rocked
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151. 2 cockroach ICU me
152. Ek dusre ke bagal me bed par jkhmi halat me admit the
153. Ek ne du~sre se poocha- Hit or chappal
154. Dusre ne jabab diya nahi yaar
155. Ye ladkiya bhi dekh kaar etti chillati hai..
156. ki heart attack aa gaya...
157. 
     
158. Teacher- "I love you" ka aaviskaar kis desh me huwa tha??
159. Boys- China
160. Teacher-hw?
161. Boys-~esme saare chinese gun hai
162. na kaoi gaaranty naa koi warranty
163. Chale to Chand tak na chale to shaam tak
164. 
     
165. The world is here at, Sh@rd@ University..
166. Where r u??
167. At a better university.
168. 
     
169. Bus running,
170. Jhatka laga,
171. 1 ladka 1 ladki pe ja gira
172. Ladki b~oli batameez;
173. Kya kar rahe ho…?
174. Ladka bola…
175. University se B.A kar raha hoon. !!
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177. Gaon mai bijli ~aayegi sun kar logo ke saath kutte bhi
178. khush hue. Bole, "bijli aayegi toh khumba bhi lagega"
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186. One hand on pen, other on phone, One ear on lecture,
187. other o~n gossip, One eye on board, other on Girlfriend,
188. Which Ass says student life is easy?
189. We are very busy..!!! 
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194. Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena
195. ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
196. mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr
197. par girls hostel bana dena!!
198. 
     
199. Apne Fair hone~ par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai..
200. Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai…
201. 
     
202. Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
203. Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin
204. phone without receiver!.............short jokes
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206. Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
207. Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
208. Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai!
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210. Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
211. Mummy : Issme pya~ra sa Baby hai.
212. Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
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217. Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
218. Shopkeper: Lekin t~umhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
219. Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!
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221. Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
222. Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
223. Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum
224. ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali
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226. Santa driving on the wrong side of road..
227. &
228. Said…
229. O===SHIT===
230. Aaj phir late ho gaya.
231. Saare log wapis ja rahe hai.............short jokes
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233. Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
234. GF ke aansu far~maish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
235. Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!
236. 
     
237. Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
238. ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
239. Boy : Tum ye so~chkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
240. thi aur usne nahi di!!!
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245. Dhobi police se: ~Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
246. Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main
247. khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!
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249. Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?
250. Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
251. Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,
252. Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !
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254. Very Smart Garment shopkeeper
255. Aadmi-"Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
256. Dukandar-"Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha WaLa Dikhau..
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258. Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya,
259. Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya
260. DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha,
261. Saala "Liver"~ Hi Local Nikla.............short jokes
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263. Girls jab sare kapde utaar leti h to kya hota h dost batoo?
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272. Rassi khali ho jati h aur kuch nahi hota yaar
273. 
     
274. Patni: sharam nahi aati, dusri
275. Aurat ko ghu~r ghur kar dekh rahe ho...!
276. Ab tum shadi shuda ho..
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282. Pati: aisa kaha likha hai ki upwas
283. Ho to khane ka menu bhi nahi
284. Dekh sakte
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286. Aaj anmol vachan:
287. Sukh aadmi ko utna milega,
288. Jitna usne punya kiya hoga.
289. Lekin
290. Shanti aadmi ko utni hi milegi,
291. Jitni uski biwi ki marzi hogi.
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293. Smart hone ~ki sabse badi problam....
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297. Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi
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302. Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj tak single hu mai...
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304. santa-I lost rs.1000 in a bet
305. banta- how
306. santa-on cric~ket match, i bet rs.500 and lost.
307. banta where did the rest go?
308. santa-I bet on the highlight too. very funny santa banta jokes on cricket
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310. My girlfriend is like my iPhone.
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319. I don't have an iPhone.
320. 
     
321. 3 larkiyon ko 10 Saal ki Saza mili....
322. tino ek hi Room mai 10 saal guzarnay k bad
323. Jab riha hokar ghar janay lagii to....
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329. 1 larki boli .....
330. chal thekk hai~ yaar baakii baten mobile per kartey hain.....
331. 
     
332. Santa - "sir ji,
333. aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"
334. Boss - "wo~h gaon ki hai.."
335. Santa - "Oh sorry,
336. mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.
337. 
     
338. Boyfriend ne~ apni girlfriend ko rat ko dinner pe le jane ka program banaya aur puchha.
339. BF : “darling are you free tonight?”
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347. GF ne kuch or he samgha: acha baba free aaj me tumse koi rupye nahi lungi?“
348. 
     
349. Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??
350. Bf: Nahi.
351. GF: Kyun ?...
352. BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.
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354. 2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....
355. Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
356. Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.
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362. 
     
363. एक बन्दर ने अपनी टोपी फेंक दी
364. 
     
365. फिर क्या ~था ? सब बन्दरों ने अपनी टोपी फेंक दी
366. 
     
367. भाई इसे पुरस्कार वापसी से ना जोड़े
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369. एक बन्दर ने अपनी टोपी फेंक दी
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371. फिर क्या था ? सब बन्दरों ने अपनी टोपी फेंक दी
372. 
     
373. भाई इसे पुर~स्कार वापसी से ना जोड़े
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375. Me:दिन भर मोबाइल में घुसे रहते हो
376. Hubby:लो बंद कर दिया,अब तुम कहाँ चल दीं
377. Me:रुको ट्वीट करती हु
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379. Me:दिन भर मोबाइल में घुसे रहते हो
380. Hubby:लो बंद कर दिया,अब तुम कहाँ चल दीं
381. Me:रुको ट्वीट करती हु
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383. पति का सबसे कठिन, बीवी का I.A.S exam वाला सवाल....?
384. जब बीवी make-up करके कहेती हैं... 
385. : मैं कैसी दिखती हु...! 
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388. 
     
389. पति का सबसे कठिन, बीवी का I.A.S exam वाला सवाल....?
390. जब बीवी make-up करके कहेती हैं... 
391. : मैं कैसी दिखती हु...! tongue.png tongue.png
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393. भगवान ने हर किसी इंसान को अलग
394. बनाया है,
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396. लेकिन जब तक चीन की बारी आई वह थक चुका था 
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398. और कॉपी पेस्ट कॉपी पेस्ट करके
399. सबको निपटा दिया grin.png grin.png
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401. भगवान ने हर किसी इंसान को अलग
402. बनाया है,
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404. लेकिन जब तक चीन की बारी आई वह थक चुका था 
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406. और कॉपी पेस्ट कॉपी पेस्ट करके
407. सबको निपटा दिया grin.png grin.png
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409. आलस्य दुनिया की सबसे कीमती वस्तु है,ये एक बार जिसे मिल जाये तो उसकी दुनिया की बाकि वस्तुओ से मोह भंग हो जाता है ।अतः सो~वो और सोने दो .... 
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411. आलस्य दुनिया की~ सबसे कीमती वस्तु है,ये एक बार जिसे मिल जाये तो उसकी दुनिया की बाकि वस्तुओ से मोह भंग हो जाता है ।अतः सोवो और सोने दो ..
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413. 
     
414. GOLU school me hans raha tha
415. MOLU chup kar
416. GOLU-Q,~tum kon ho?
417. MOLU-mai monitor hu
418. GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.
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420. GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya
421. MOLU:Konsa msg
422. GOLU:Battery Low
423. MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge
424. 
     
425. MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho
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427. GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me
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429. Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H
430. Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H
431. Waqt guzar g~ya Pr uski yaad nahi gai
432. Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H
433. 
     
434. :: Hindi sardar jokes ::
435. 
     
436. Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai...
437. 
     
438. Socho kyo...?
439. 
     
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442. Kyonki wo ap~ne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai.
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447. Ek bar 300 sardarji ship me travel kar rahe the.
448. Lekin sare ke sare doob gaye..
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450. Kaise ??
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452. Nothing serious.
453. Ship beech me kharab hua, to dhakka dene niche utre the.
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456. 
     
457. Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain."
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459. Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."
460. 
     
461. 2 Sardar ped pe baith kar gana ga rahe the,
462. achanak ek ulta latak ke gane laga,
463. dusre ne puch~a, "ulta latak ke kyon gaa rahe ho."
464. pehla bola,"are bewkoof, side B gaa raha ho.
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466. Na mera bap, Na mera taya
467. Ro Ro k m~ene Pakistan banya
468. In pyar karne walo ne zra b reham na khaya
469. Kambkhto ne mere mazar ko DATE POINT bnaya.
470. 
     
471. 'Very Beautiful words On Wall of A Temple
472. *
473. God K Paas Apki Dua Sunne K Liye Bahot Waqt Hai
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478. Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai
479. "GHALIB"
480. Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete
481. 
     
482. Arz hai
483. Mughe appne class ki ladki to Hai patana
484. Wah..Wah..
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486. Mughe appne class ki ladki to hai patana
487. .
488. paar kaya karu Yaro sara class hai Uska Diwana..
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493. 
     
494. प्राइवेट कंपनिया इतनी जल्दी, इतना Successful क्यों होती हे??
495. 
     
496. क्योंकि, प्राइवेट ~कंपनियो में आरक्षण नही होता।
497. 
     
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499. प्राइवेट कंपनिया इतनी जल्दी, इतना Successful क्यों होती हे??
500. 
     
501. क्योंकि, प्राइवेट कंपनियो में आरक्षण नही होता।
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504. जब बारात रोड पे नाच ~रही होती तो कुछ चाचा, मौसा काका लोग हाथ हिला-हिला कर ट्रैफिक संचालन ऐसे करते हैं मानो पिछले जनम में पांडु हवलदार ही थे grin.png
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506. जब बारात रोड पे नाच रही होती~ तो कुछ चाचा, मौसा काका लोग हाथ हिला-हिला कर ट्रैफिक संचालन ऐसे करते हैं मानो पिछले जनम में पांडु हवलदार ही थे grin.png
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508. Girl1~वो दुकानदार मुझे 10% डिस्काउंट देता है
509. Girl2~मुझे 20% smile.png
510. Boy1~अरे वो ठरकी दुकानदार,जब में लड़की बन कर जाता हु तो फ्री में देता है। grin.png grin.png
511. I Like SMS - Like: 57 - SMS Length: 316
512. Tags: Funny Jokes - Hindi Jokes -
513. sonu Posted In Jokes1 week ago
514. Girl1~वो दुकानदार मुझे 10% डिस्काउंट देता है
515. Girl2~मुझे 20% ~smile.png
516. Boy1~अरे वो ठरकी दुकानदार,जब में लड़की बन कर जाता हु तो फ्री में देता है। grin.png grin.png
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518. भगवान ने हर किसी इंसान को
519. अलग
520. बनाया है,
521. लेकिन जब तक चीन की बारी आई वह थक चुका
522. था
523. 
     
524. और कॉपी पेस्ट ~कॉपी पेस्ट करके
525. सबको निपटा दिया grin.png grin.png
526. .......................................................................................
527. भगवान ने हर किसी इंसान को
528. अल~ग
529. बनाया है,
530. लेकिन जब तक चीन की बारी आई वह थक चुका
531. था
532. 
     
533. और कॉपी पेस्ट कॉपी पेस्ट करके
534. सबको निपटा दिया grin.png grin.png
535. .......................................................................................
536. सर्दी शुरू हो चुकी है 
537. कृपया ~गर्लफ्रेंड से ब्रेकअप
538. ठंडी के बाद करे 
539. और मेरे जैसे फोरेवर अलोन लौंडे भी 
540. बिस्तर गर्म करने का जुगाड़ करे 
541. grin.png grin.png
542. .......................................................................................
543. सर्दी शुरू हो चुकी है 
544. कृपया गर्ल~फ्रेंड से ब्रेकअप
545. ठंडी के बाद करे 
546. और मेरे जैसे फोरेवर अलोन लौंडे भी 
547. बिस्तर गर्म करने का जुगाड़ करे 
548. 
     
549. Husband and ~wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
550. Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
551. So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel
552. 
     
553. 
     
554.  
555. 
     
556. .......................................................................................
557. Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
558. sara janam bigad liya...
559. Soch sa~majh ke na ki shaadi,
560. sara janam bigad liya...
561. Chaturai se ki jisne...
562. usne kya ukhaad liya
563. 
     
564. Hathi na~y kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
565. Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per...
566. 
     
567. Aankhon me noor hai
568. Chehre pe surour hai
569. Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena"
570. Q k
571. Meri shaadi abhi boooohat doooooR hai;
572. 
     
573. Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
574. chahato ~pe jaan nisar kon karega
575. Khuda lambi kare umar apki
576. warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga.
577. 
     
578. 
     
579.  .......................................................................................
580. 
     
581. Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
582. Wah waaa wah waaa!!
583. Argentin~a ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
584. Dono team baahar...
585. Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!
586. .......................................................................................
587. Shair Arz kia hai,
588. Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,
589. Wah W~ah
590. Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,
591. Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali Hai.
592. .......................................................................................
593. Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
594. ke kya khoya kya paya...
595. Gol gappay wala aaya
596. Gol g~appay laya..
597. zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho...
598. 
     
599. :.......................................................................................
600. A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
601. He dials wrong nu~mber. Another woman picks it.
602. Both talked for long time and fell in love.
603. Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.
604. .......................................................................................
605. Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi,
606. Ghanton intezar karti thi uska,
607. DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko,
608. BhooLe se b bhuLa nhi paati thi usko,
609. Phir Umeed ki~ ek kiran nazar i,
610. Andhere mein Roshni nazar i,
611. 
     
612. 
     
613.  .......................................................................................
614. 
     
615. Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
616. Is dharti~ pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
617. Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
618. .
619. .
620. .
621. Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha