Friend Quotes New 2017

1. ➽See, I got this friend named.. Joey Jo-Jo➨➨Junior⟺⟺Shabadoo 
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4. ➦➦If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 
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7. ➤➤Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it ➤brings.
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10. ➦Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. 
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13. ⟴I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. 
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16. ⟴I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
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19. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. 
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23. Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
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26. What does a blonde ask her blonde friend who just did a pregnancy test? Were the questions hard? Did you pass?
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29. ⟴Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend. 
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32. ➽➽I'm copying, my friend is copying, everyone is copying each other,... so what time is it? Exam time➾➾
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34. You can't make a circle of friends with a compass. 
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37. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.  
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40. The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me. 
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43. I love my computer because all my friends live inside it
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46. ➽➽My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness ⟴⟴there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. 
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49. Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. 
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52. ➤➤A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart
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55. ➥➥There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. 
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58. My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
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61. As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
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64. If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
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67. Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. 
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70. We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. 
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73. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
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76. ➤➤I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room➹➹well not too humid, because you know... my hair. 
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79. ⟾⟾Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake⟾⟾
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82. ⤠⤠I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits⤠⤠⤠
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