One line Advertize@ment by a married
man at "OLX"
.
.
.
.
.
.
For Sale: Wedding suit,
.
used only once
.
By Mistake
Passive voice for "I made a mistake"
A boy was asked to write
the passive voice of.
.
.
I made a mistake
.
.
.
Guess what he wrote....?
.
I was @made by a mistake !!
Sponsored Links
Why Girls live longer than Boys
Why girls live longer than boys??
.
.
.
.
Scientific studies have proved that
.
.
“SHOPPING”
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
.
“PAYING the “BILLS” does
Need a responsible Employee
Employer : We need someone for this Job,
who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here,
in my previous job,
whenever anything went wrong,
they said I am Responsible..
Universal Truth
Universal TRUTH we learnt
“sun rises in the east”
.
Fact:-
“sun ne@ither rises nor sets,
... only earth rotates”
Moral
“Education spoils our Common Sense”
Boys Remain Faitfull with their Love
Latest Research:
.
.
Boys Always Remain Faithful
To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
.
.
Which Girlfriend??
.
.
That’s Stil@l a Topic Of Research..!
Sponsored Links
Brilliant than Einstein and Newton
Attitude of Youth
“We @are more brilliant
than Einstein and Newton..
.
.
.
.
It’s just they didn't leave
anything for us to invent”
Ex-GirlFriend asking for Friendship
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If u Can Still Be Friends
After A Break-Up..
.
.
.
It is Like..
.
.
.
A Kidnapper Telling U
To Keep In Touch.!
Punish for something I didn’t do
Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me
for something that I didn't do??
Teacher :@ Not at all.
Little Johnny : That’s good.
Actually I didn't do my homework!!!!!
Secrets Hidden In A Cell
How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell
Phone is Directly Proportional To
.
.
.
.
.
How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes it
Two Best advises for safe life :
.
.
.
1. Always speak the truth,
no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
.
.
.
.
2. Run immediately after saying it..:)
Happy Couples
When u@ r Single,
You See Happy Couples Everywhere,
,
But
,
When u r Married,
You See Happy Singles Everywhere…
Sponsored Links
Two Pronouns
Height of Good Luck….!…
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good…..Sit down
Face-wash Commercials ads
Dear Face-wash Commercials,
.
.
.
.
Nobody can splash water on
their face the way
you show in your ads.
My cloth@es r all wet now.
Kindly show in a more
realistic way
Looking for a Bank
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan...
& then
.
.
.
Leave me aLone…!:
Fastest Communication in the World
Only two types of Communications
are fastest in the world…
.
.
.
E-mail to email
&
Female to female…:-)
Sponsored Links
My wallet seems to be an Onion
My wallet seems to be
turned in to an onion;
.@
whenever I open it.
It makes me cry..
My Science Book
My SCIENCE book says & I agree..
.
.
.
.
.
“CELL” is the basic,
fundamental unit of life..
A message to a Lays manufacturer
Dear @ays manufacturer
U forgot to mention one more thing
in the list of ur ingredients.
.
.
.
Air 85%
Bloody Monday
I just hate y0u!
Go away..
Why The Hell You Keep
Coming Again And Again…
.
.
.
.
Monday?!
.
.
Disturbed Employee...
At A ‘PAKISTAN’ Bus Stand,
An American Doctor gOt Heart Attack
after Reading @a BoOk’s Name..!!
Guess The Name Of that BoOk..??
.
.
.
.
“How to Become A
DOCTOR in 30Days”..@ Rs 150/-
Which Laptop do u have..?
Girl: Whic@h Laptop do u have..?
Boy : I have a HP G-62 with
Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..
And Which laptop do u have..?
Girl: Pink colour ka.
Sponsored Links
Defination of a Woman
Define A woman….
.
.
.
Someone who can talk 4 hours
while standing at the door .
.
.
but she won’t sit …
Because shes getting late…:
Samsung Officials
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing
Their Children From School,
As The @First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
.
.
.
A for Apple??
Question of a Student
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach u@s all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Way to kill an Engineering student
How to kill an Engineering student…..
.
.
.
Just pour water @on his record book
one day before submission!!
Mar Jayega!
Sponsored Links
Zindagi Ki Keemat Ka Andaza
Zindgi @ki keemat ka Andaza
maut ke bad hi hota hai….
?
?
?
For exampal…
zinda murga
Rs. 85/-
Aur
chicken tandoori
Rs. 230/- per plate…
Girl's pic on Facebook
A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?
Good Thing About Twitter
One Good Thing About
TWITTER
Is That@ It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
FACEBOOK
Guy Who Convinced a Blind Man
The Guy Who Convinced
The First Blind Man ,
He Needed@ A Sunglasses
Must Have Been One Hell Of
A Salesman ?
A Pappu went to museum,
there he broke a statue.
.
OFFIC@ER: you have broken
a 5000 yrs old statue !!
.
Pappu: Thank God ! I thought it was new
man at "OLX"
.
.
.
.
.
.
For Sale: Wedding suit,
.
used only once
.
By Mistake
Passive voice for "I made a mistake"
A boy was asked to write
the passive voice of.
.
.
I made a mistake
.
.
.
Guess what he wrote....?
.
I was @made by a mistake !!
Sponsored Links
Why Girls live longer than Boys
Why girls live longer than boys??
.
.
.
.
Scientific studies have proved that
.
.
“SHOPPING”
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
.
“PAYING the “BILLS” does
Need a responsible Employee
Employer : We need someone for this Job,
who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here,
in my previous job,
whenever anything went wrong,
they said I am Responsible..
Universal Truth
Universal TRUTH we learnt
“sun rises in the east”
.
Fact:-
“sun ne@ither rises nor sets,
... only earth rotates”
Moral
“Education spoils our Common Sense”
Boys Remain Faitfull with their Love
Latest Research:
.
.
Boys Always Remain Faithful
To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
.
.
Which Girlfriend??
.
.
That’s Stil@l a Topic Of Research..!
Sponsored Links
Brilliant than Einstein and Newton
Attitude of Youth
“We @are more brilliant
than Einstein and Newton..
.
.
.
.
It’s just they didn't leave
anything for us to invent”
Ex-GirlFriend asking for Friendship
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If u Can Still Be Friends
After A Break-Up..
.
.
.
It is Like..
.
.
.
A Kidnapper Telling U
To Keep In Touch.!
Punish for something I didn’t do
Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me
for something that I didn't do??
Teacher :@ Not at all.
Little Johnny : That’s good.
Actually I didn't do my homework!!!!!
Secrets Hidden In A Cell
How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell
Phone is Directly Proportional To
.
.
.
.
.
How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes it
Two Best advises for safe life :
.
.
.
1. Always speak the truth,
no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
.
.
.
.
2. Run immediately after saying it..:)
Happy Couples
When u@ r Single,
You See Happy Couples Everywhere,
,
But
,
When u r Married,
You See Happy Singles Everywhere…
Sponsored Links
Two Pronouns
Height of Good Luck….!…
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good…..Sit down
Face-wash Commercials ads
Dear Face-wash Commercials,
.
.
.
.
Nobody can splash water on
their face the way
you show in your ads.
My cloth@es r all wet now.
Kindly show in a more
realistic way
Looking for a Bank
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan...
& then
.
.
.
Leave me aLone…!:
Fastest Communication in the World
Only two types of Communications
are fastest in the world…
.
.
.
E-mail to email
&
Female to female…:-)
Sponsored Links
My wallet seems to be an Onion
My wallet seems to be
turned in to an onion;
.@
whenever I open it.
It makes me cry..
My Science Book
My SCIENCE book says & I agree..
.
.
.
.
.
“CELL” is the basic,
fundamental unit of life..
A message to a Lays manufacturer
Dear @ays manufacturer
U forgot to mention one more thing
in the list of ur ingredients.
.
.
.
Air 85%
Bloody Monday
I just hate y0u!
Go away..
Why The Hell You Keep
Coming Again And Again…
.
.
.
.
Monday?!
.
.
Disturbed Employee...
At A ‘PAKISTAN’ Bus Stand,
An American Doctor gOt Heart Attack
after Reading @a BoOk’s Name..!!
Guess The Name Of that BoOk..??
.
.
.
.
“How to Become A
DOCTOR in 30Days”..@ Rs 150/-
Which Laptop do u have..?
Girl: Whic@h Laptop do u have..?
Boy : I have a HP G-62 with
Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..
And Which laptop do u have..?
Girl: Pink colour ka.
Sponsored Links
Defination of a Woman
Define A woman….
.
.
.
Someone who can talk 4 hours
while standing at the door .
.
.
but she won’t sit …
Because shes getting late…:
Samsung Officials
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing
Their Children From School,
As The @First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
.
.
.
A for Apple??
Question of a Student
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach u@s all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Way to kill an Engineering student
How to kill an Engineering student…..
.
.
.
Just pour water @on his record book
one day before submission!!
Mar Jayega!
Sponsored Links
Zindagi Ki Keemat Ka Andaza
Zindgi @ki keemat ka Andaza
maut ke bad hi hota hai….
?
?
?
For exampal…
zinda murga
Rs. 85/-
Aur
chicken tandoori
Rs. 230/- per plate…
Girl's pic on Facebook
A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?
Good Thing About Twitter
One Good Thing About
Is That@ It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
Guy Who Convinced a Blind Man
The Guy Who Convinced
The First Blind Man ,
He Needed@ A Sunglasses
Must Have Been One Hell Of
A Salesman ?
A Pappu went to museum,
there he broke a statue.
.
OFFIC@ER: you have broken
a 5000 yrs old statue !!
.
Pappu: Thank God ! I thought it was new
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