New 65 whatsapp status2017

1. 1 – LIFE WAS MUCH EASIER W~HEN APPLE AND BLACKBERRY WERE JUST FRUITS.
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3. 2 – I LOVE MY JOB WHEN I AM HOLIDAYING.
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7. 3 – THINK ABOUT IT ..EVERY~ TIME WE LOOK BACK AT OURSELVES FIVE YEARS AGO WE THINK WE WERE AN IDIOT.
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9. 4 – IT’S SO SIMPLE TO BE WISE. JUST THINK OF SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY AND THEN DON’T SAY IT.
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11. 5 – ME AND MY WIFE LIVE HAPPI~LY FOR 25 YEARS… AND THEN WE MET…!
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13. 6 – CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK, EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID, EXCEPT YOU.
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15. 7 – THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENIUS AND STUPIDITY IS THAT GENIUS HAS ITS LIMITS.
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17. 8 – I WISH I COULD RECORD MY DREAMS AND WATCH THEM LATER……
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19. 9 – ONE WISE GUY INVENTED~ MOBILE APPLICATION WHATSAPP…..AND HIS WIFE ADDED LAST SEEN FEATURE.
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21. 10 – SOMETIMES I JUST WISH ~I’ COULD FAST FORWARD THE TIME TO SEE IF IN THE END IT’S ALL WORTH IT.
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23. 11 – I’M COOL BUT GLOB~AL WARMING MADE ME HOT.
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25. 12 – IF PEOPLE ARE TRYING T~O BRING YOU ‘DOWN’, IT ONLY MEANS THAT YOU ARE ‘ABOVE THEM’.
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27. 13 – A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS… BUT IF I STOP THE STONE THEN IT STILL TAKES A LONG TIME FOR THE MOSS TO GROW.
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29. 14 – COINS ALWAYS MAKE SOUND BUT THE CURRENCY NOTES ARE ALWAYS SILENT! ?THAT’S WHY I’M ALWAYS CALM & SILENT.
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31. 15 – INTELLIGENCE IS LIKE UNDERWEAR. IT’S IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE IT BUT THERE’S NO NEED TO SHOW IT OFF.
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33. 16 – MY “LAST SEEN AT” WAS JUST TO CHECK YOUR “LAST SEEN AT”.
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35. 17 – DEAR MATH, PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, I’M TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU.
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37. 18 – THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE SENTENCE YOU JUST FINISHED READING.
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39. 19 – I SPEAK MY MIND. I NEVER MIND WHAT I SPEAK.
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41. 20 – ACCORDING TO MY POLICE REPORT, I HAD A GREAT NIGHT OUT LAST NIGHT.
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47. 21 – IT WILL TAKE TIME FOR ME TO SU~CCEED, BECAUSE MY ROAD TO SUCCESS IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
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49. 22 – LIFE IS LIKE PHOTOGRAPHY, YO~U USE THE NEGATIVES TO DEVELOP.
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51. 23 – WHENEVER I THINK OF QUIT SMOKING, I NEED A CIGARETTE.
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53. 24 – WHEN YOU FAIL, TRY AGAIN~. THIS TIME MORE INTELLIGENTLY.
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55. 25 – SPEAK TRUTH. YOU DON’T HAVE TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID.
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57. 26 – IF YOU LIKE ME RAISE ~YOUR HAND, IF YOU DON’T, RAISE YOUR STANDARD.
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59. 27 – WHEN YOU ARE SCARED OF SOMETHING, STEP INTO THE UNKNOWN.
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61. 28 – YOU CAN HIRE SOMEONE TO HELP YOU BUILD MUSCLES, BUT THEY CAN’T DO PUSH-UPS FOR YOU.
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63. 29 – IT’S SO SIMPLE TO BE WISE. JUST THINK OF SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY AND THEN DON’T SAY IT.
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65. 30 – YOU CANNOT RECEIVE HAPPINESS UNTIL YOU LET GO THE PAIN.
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67. 31 – I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE GOOGLE, SHE WILL UNDERSTAND ME BETTER.
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69. 32 – I HAVE NO TIME TO HATE PEO~PLE,…WHO HATE ME…BECAUSE, I’M ALWAYS BUSY IN LOVING PEOPLE, W~HO LOVE ME.
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71. 33 – PEOPLE SAY ME BAD…..BUT TRUST ME I AM THE WORST!
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73. 34 – SAVE WATER, DRINK WINE!!
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75. 35 – MY FRIEND ASK ME, HO~W IS YOUR LIFE? I SAID SHE IS FINE.
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77. 36 – I AM “SINGLE” BECAUSE I HAVE NOT~ FOUND SOMEONE, WHO DESERVES ME…!
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79. 37 – MY FIRST NAME AND Y~OUR LAST NAME ,TOGETHER MAKE SOUND GREAT!
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81. 38 – THE GREATEST PLEASURE IN LIF~E IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE SAY YOU CAN’T DO.
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83. 39 –  I AM NOT FAILED, BECAUSE MY SUCCESS IS LOST.
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85. 40 – RULES ARE MADE TO THE BREAK!
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87. 41 – WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO, DON’T DOUBT OR HESITATE, HELLO TO GREAT & GOOD BYE TO GOOD.
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89. 42 – ALWAYS CHOOSE ,CORREC~T PATH FOR SUCCESS!
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91. 43 – WHEN YOU FEEL GIVING UP, REMEMBER WHY YOU HELD ON FOR SO LONG TIME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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93. 44 – IF YOU DON’T MAKE MISTAKES IN LIFE, YOU ARE NOT REALLY TRYING.
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95. 45 – IT’S SO SIMPLE TO BE WISE. J~UST THINK OF SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY AND THEN DON’T SAY IT.
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97. 46 – THE FUTURE BELONGS TO T~HOSE PEOPLE,WHO BELIEVE IN THE BEAUTY OF THEIR DREAMS.
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99. 47 – DO NOT WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME. BRING IT.
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101. 48 – TOMORROW IS ALWAYS FRESH, DON’T DO MISTAKES IN IT.
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103. 49 – NO MATTER HOW “BUSY” A PERSON IS…IF THEY REALLY LOVE, THEY WILL ALWAYS FIND THE TIME FOR YOU.
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105. 50 – WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU…I DON’T FEEL SO ALONE.
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107. 51 – HAPPINESS IS WHEN “LAST SEEN AT” CHANGES TO “ONLINE” AND THEN TO “TYPING..”
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109. 52 – SHOULD TRANSFORMERS TAK~E CAR INSURANCE OR LIFE INSURANCE?
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113. 53 – I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT:)
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115. 54 – I DON’T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OR SAY ABOUT ME, I WAS NOT BORN ON THIS EARTH TO PLEASE EVERY~BODY.
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117. 55 – LOVE MARRIAGE IS LIKE DAN~CING IN FRONT OF SNAKE AND ASKING HIM TO BITE.
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119. 56 – I WISH I HAD GOOGLE~ IN MY~ MIND AND ANTIVIRUS IN MY HEART.
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121. 57 – SECOND CHANCES ARE~FOR~ LOSERS….EITHER WE DO IT IN FIRST PLACE OR LIVE IT FOR OTHERS.
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123. 58 – YOU CANNOT RISE SUDDEN~LY IN THE WORLD, EVEN A SUN CANNOT.
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125. 59 – FINDING A BEST FRIEND IS ~TOUGH, KEEPING THE FRIENDSHIP ALIVE IS TOUGHER.
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127. 60 – YOU NEVER KNOW HOW~ STRONG YOU ARE UNTIL YOU’RE LEFT WITH NO CHOICE.
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129. 61 – DON’T TELL ME TO CHAN~GE, I CAN’T PERFECT MYSELF ANYMORE.
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131. 62 – DON’T WAIT FOR THE MOM~ENT. IT WILL NEVER COME IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET IT.
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133. 63 – I NEVER FORGET A FAC~E, BUT YOURS TOO UGLY TO ERASE FROM MY MIND.
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135. 64 – A BIRD JUST HIT M~Y WINDOW. I WONDER IF GOD IS PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS WITH ME.
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137. 65 – DID YOU GET ANY~ TEXT MESSAGES LAST NIGHT? OH! MY PHONE WAS DRUNK.