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1. Sleep well, and that's I'll pray for you;
2. May you get what you~want and through.
3. Wait for a new dawn and a day;
4. As I wish you a lovely night today.
5. Good Night!
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7. Don't place your mist~akes on your head, their weight may crush you.
8. Instead, place them under your feet and use them as a platform to raise your vision.
9. Good Morning!
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11. The only exercise~ I've done last month is,
12. "Running out of money"!
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14. Our friendsh~ip makes my world glow.
15. With so much happiness,~ it feels so special to have a friend like you.
16. Wish you a Happy Friendship Day!
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18. Look outside it's so pleasant.
19. Sun is smiling for you;
20. Trees are dancing for y~ou;
21. And birds are singing for you;
22. Because I asked them all to wish you Happy Friendship Day!
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24. Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready to give, share and understand.
25. It never fades a~nd never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a friend.
26. Happy Friendship Day!
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28. With you I've s~hared my deepest secrets, happiest moments, ups and downs and joy.
29. I feel blessed to have a sibling like you. Who is always by my side.
30. Happy Sister's Day!
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32. This day is a celebration of the special bond we share.
33. Sending you my sweet ~wishes just to say, 'Hope your day is as wonderful as you are.'
34. With all my love and heartiest wishes.
35. Happy Sister's Day!
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37. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
38. So love the people w~ho treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.
39. Good Morning!
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41. Pappu: Papa, ~Rum Piyoge?
42. Santa: Puttar, BACARDI Gall Na Kar!
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46. Friends: Have Less But The Best.
47. Happy Friendship Day!
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49. You are standing in one big palace where 5 soldiers stay. Each soldier has 5 rooms. In each room there are 5 big tigers. Each big tiger has 5 little tigers. Each tiger has 4 legs. How many legs are there in the palace?
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51. Welcome August
52. Agle Mahine Mein
53. Dosti Bhi Hai
54. Bhai Behen Ka Pyaar Bhi Hai
55. Desh Ki Azadi Bhi Hai
56. Shravan Maas Bhi Hai
57. Nand Lala Ki Matk~i Bhi Hai
58. Paryushan Parv Ki Shuruwat Bhi Hai
59. So I Am Wishing You Happy August!
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61. The audience see a joker as a joker;
62. But the joker sees himself ~as a performer.
63. No matter what others think about you, it's your life - just go on with confidence!
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65. Having a sharp m~emory is a good quality of the brain;
66. But the ability to forget the unwanted things is far better quality of the heart.
67. Good Night!
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69. God planted a seed of faith in our hearts.
70. So all ~we have to do is water it with prayers.
71. Fertilize it with word's of good and cultivate it with lots of love.
72. Good Morning!
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74. Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.
75. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
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77. Admin Ki Taraf Se Kal Sham Ko 7 Baje Se Admin Ke Ghar Par Program Rakha Geya Hai Aap Sab Family Ke Saath Aa Sakte Hain.
78. Jis Mein Aapko...
79. Chicken Roasted
80. Ginger Chicken
81. Gola Kabab
82. Reshm~i Kabab
83. Chicken Tikka
84. C~zza
85. Shwarma Roll
86. Gulab Jamun
87. Ice Cream
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93. Se Hone Wali Bimariyon Ke Bare Mein Jaankari Di Jayengi.
94. Shukriya
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96. A single candle can illuminate an entire room.
97. A true friend lights up an~ entire lifetime.
98. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.
99. Happy Friendship Day!
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102. The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts!
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104. God has some~thing for you,
105. A key for every problem,
106. A light for every shadow,
107. A relief for every sor~row
108. And a plan for every tomorrow.
109. Good Night.
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111. Mathematics may not teach us how to add happiness or how to minus sadness,
112. But it does teach one im~portant thing... Every problem has a solution.
113. Good Morning!
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115. Gurus are an indispensable link between ordinary mortals and God.
116. May you find a tr~ue Guru to take you to the path of spirituality!
117. Happy Guru Purnima!
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119. Guru is everything in our eternal life.
120. Nothing is pos~sible without him.
121. Life needs some power to push you up, Guru is that super power.
122. Happy Guru Purnima!
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124. Husband (to his servant): My mother-in-law is coming with a list of her favourite dishes for you.
125. Servant: Yes sir!
126. Husband: Well, the time you serve one of them, you'll be fired!
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128. If I get your smile, I don't need flowers.
129. If I get your voice, I don't need~ music.
130. If you speak to me, I don't need anybody.
131. If you are my love, I don't need the world!
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133. Fame - Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment!
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135. Don't stand in someone else~'s shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way.
136. Good Luck!
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138. Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be~ president or vice-president?
139. Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!
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143. A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?
144. Cow: I give milk.
145. Camel: I move heavy loads.
146. Donkey:.....
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156. What are you waiting for, say so~mething about yourself!
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158. Every woman needs a husband bec~ause so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!
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162. Courtship - The period dur~ing which the girl decides whether or not she can do any better!
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164. Kar Diya Hai ~Befikar Tune,
165. Fikar Ab Main Kaise Karun,
166. Fikar To Yeh Hai Ki Tera,
167. Shukar Kaise Karun!
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169. Stop Scratching Scott's Skis,
170. Stop Scratching S~cott's Skis,
171. Stop Scratching Scott's Skis,
172. Stop Scratching Scott's Skis!
173. TONGUE TWISTERS   
174. Sometimes the first step into forgiveness is u~nderstanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
175. Good Night!
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177. This message is to remind you that you are b~eautiful, talented and one of a kind. No one can stop you from doing anything that constitutes your dream.
178. Good Morning!
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180. Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
181. Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Usk~i DP Badalne Wali Hai!
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183. No Calls
184. No Messages
185. No Letters
186. No Visits
187. No Mi~ssed Calls
188. I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
189. INSULTS  85~
190. Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.
191. Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.
192. Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!
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197. Lover and Friend Mein Kya Fark Hai?
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203. Lover: Tumhein Kuch Hua To Main Zinda Nahi Rahunga.
204. Friend: Jab Tak Main Zinda~ Hun Tumhein Kuch Hone Nahi Dunga!
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206. This is your boss~: You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job ads!
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208. Near ones are not dear;
209. Dear ones are~ not near;
210. It's easy to remember the near ones;
211. But very difficult to forget the dear ones!
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213. A person's actions will tell you everything you need to know!
214. PEOPL~E   
215. Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee - don't start you day without it.
216. Good Morning!
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218. Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho
219. Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana?
220. Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.
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222. To every Girl who's suffering from bothersome "Friend Requests" on Facebook,
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235. put your Real Picture!
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237. Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,
238. "There was a fin~e line between Amitabh & Jaya."
239. Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
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241. Shaadi Jaldi Hone Ki Dua by A Hyderabadi:
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249. "Kab Aate Wo Dinaa, Ek Takiye Pe Do Gardana,
250. Kab Tak Akele Sona, Ab To Begum Hona Ch Hona!!"
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252. Expect nothing and accept everything.
253. You'll never be disappointed!
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257. I wish RIP meant -
258. Return If Possible!
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260. Words will not be able to ever express how sorry I am for this;
261. And I have profound~ regret and sorrow for the multitude of mistakes and harm, I have caused!
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264. The greatest inspiration you can ever get is to know that you are an inspiration to others. Wake up and start living ~an inspirational life today.
265. Have a great day!
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267. Fly & Fly.
268. I am Born With Potential,
269. I am Born~ With Idea,
270. I am Born With Greatness,
271. I am Born With Courage,
272. I Will Defeat The Problem and Succeed,
273. I am Not For Crawling Because I Will Fly.
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275. Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain
276. Jaise Teesra Vish~wayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!
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278. Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?
279. Santa: Because w~omen won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!
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281. Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
282. Boyfriend: Paise Jod ~Raha Hun.
283. Girlfriend: Aaaaaww~w, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah!
284. Boyfriend: 5 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!
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286. We don't need more cameras aimed at citizens we need more cameras aimed at Politicians!
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288. You don't need a New Year to make a change. All you need is a Monday.
289. May you make this week to change your life!
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292. Most people have 5 senses.
293. But you a~re blessed with 6 senses.
294. And that extra sense is
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301. If you look at me,
302. I will look at you,
303. If you g~rin at me,
304. I will grin at you,
305. If you dance,
306. I w~ill also dance,
307. But if you shout,
308. Sorry, I can't.
309. Who am I?
310. CLICK HERE FOR ANSWER
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312. A man was walking in the j~ungle, he only had one bullet in his gun, bet yet he shot a puma and a cougar.
313. How did he do this?
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315. Life is combin~ation of adjustments and compromises. You adjust when someone wants to be with you and compromise when you want to be with someone.
316. Good Morning!
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318. Thank God D~octor Ye Nahin Kehte
319. "Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo"
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321. Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye?
322. Banta: Hone Wali ~Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya?
323. Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du?
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325. Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.
326. There's no doubt about it. Anytime ~you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
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328. Better to be a poor man and walk in integrity~ than be a rich man and be crooked in conduct!
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330. At times, I fit into lyrics more than I fit into life!
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332. A relationship is no~t Facebook, where you can sign in and out whenever you want!
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337. If you wait for per~fect conditions, you will never get anything done!
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339. Don't ever lose hope, you never know what tomorrow will bring.
340. Good Night!
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342. Before we ask~ God - what we want, we need to thank Him for what we have.
343. Have a nice Sunday!
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345. Husband: I love you!
346. Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you.
347. Husband: But yo~u fight with me the most.
348. Wife: Because you are the world to me!
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350. Every husband is a farmer by default.
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361. His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture!
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363. Bitter Truth:
364. School doesn't test ~your intelligence, it tests your memory!
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366. Some broken heart, may never mend;
367. Some memories may never end.
368. Some wet tears ma~y never dry;
369. But my love for you will never die!
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371. If the path is beautiful, ask where it leads to;
372. But if destinati~on is beautiful, never mind about the path.
373. Keep walking!
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375. Somebody up~ there Loves you,
376. Somebody down here cares for you,
377. Happy Birthday!
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379. Don't wake up with the regret of what you couldn't accomplish yesterday. Wake up while thinking about w~hat you will be able to achieve today.
380. Good Morning!