Best April Fool Jokes Wishes New 2017


  • 1. Cheese is Cheese, Butter is butter, If you forget me, I will throw you in G U T T E R!
  • 2. I'm fool, I'm fool I'm fool OK OK COOL I AGREE YOUR FOOL now please control yourself...


  • 3. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
  • 4. You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
  • 5. I'm cool but your fool

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  • 6. Fool a wonderful friend like you on April Fool Day? NEVER! Press F13 on your keyboard if your agree with me my friend :)
  • 6. Let's see how smart your read this line, loof m'I
  • 7. Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue.Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
  • 8.Watch AAJ TAK News Hurry!!! India is selected for super 8 because Srilankan Players got caught in drug test! Stupid April fool!
  • 9. Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds.Open your eyes. Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool.

  • 10. Wish you a very happy April Fool Day! 



  • 11. Have fun April Fool Day my friend!
  • 12. Yeah! it's April Fool Day!



  • 13. Congratulation today is your day!
  • 14. Happy birthday to you, because your born for this day!
  • 15. Today is your day! Happy April Fool Day!
  • 16. Thinking of you on this day, because it's your day!
  • 17. To the biggest fool I know, happy April Fool Day!
  • 18. If your not fool then press F13
  • 19. No one likes you April Fools!
  • 20. 1000 VIRUS DETECTED! When you turn your phone off it won't WORK AGAIN!


  • 21.
  • Hey, Good News!
  • Your going to Australia
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  • Don't worry the flight is after 1 hour.
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  • Surprised?
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  • Today is 1st April and your 1st Fool of 2015

  • 22. Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles...

  • 23 31st March or 1st April Fool is Fool doesn't matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful April Fool Day to the King of Fools!
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  • 24.
  • Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
  • Guess,
  • Guess,
  • Guess...
  • A: FOOLAN DEVI!

  • 25.
  • I may forget to wish you on Diwali, Christmas or even New Year;
  • But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
  • Happy April Fool!

  • 26.
  • If people say you are crazy, be patient;
  • If they say you are a moron, relax;
  • If they say you are stupid, be cool;
  • But if they say you are smart, then slap these stupid people.
  • Happy All Fools' Day!

  • 27.
  • Do you know which is the best day to propose a girl?
  • It's today! on 1st April...
  • You know why?
  • If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool didi.

  • 28.
  • Someone Missing you badly,
  • Needs you very much,
  • Worries about you,
  • Lonely without you,
  • Guess who?
  • THE MONKEY IN
  • ... THE ZOO ...

  • 29.
  • In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, I’ll be there to hold your hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST!

  • 30.
  • A : Your Attractive
  • B : Your the Best
  • C : Your Cute
  • D : Your Dear to Me
  • E : Your Excellent
  • F : Your Funny
  • G : Your Good-Looking
  • H : He He He……..
  • I : I’m
  • J : JOKING
  • Happy April Fool Day!


  • 12.
  • Your girlfriend is:
  • Smart.
  • Intelligent.
  • Sexy.
  • Talented.
  • Excellent.
  • Romantic.
  • In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

  • 13.
  • You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!
  • Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
  • CUTE means:
  • C: Creating
  • U: Useless
  • T: Troubles
  • E: Everywhere
  • Happy April Fool Day

  • 14.
  • Dear Friend, I am surprised at your wit, your intellect, your wisdom and your knowledge. But more importantly, I am surprised at my false praise of you!
  • Happy All Fools' day!

  • 15.

  • I am a fool;
  • I am a fool;
  • I am a fool;
  • I am a fool;
  • I am a fool;
  • I am a fool;
  • OK OK Cool; I agree U, are a fool. Now Control yourself.
  • Happy April Fool!

  • 16.
  • Long time ago, only fools used to read my sms, and today
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  • the history continues.
  • Happy All Fools' Day!

  • 17.
  • If today someone compliments you for your:
  • Nature,
  • Smartness,
  • Eloquence,
  • Intelligence,
  • Please give a hard slap to that person.
  • He has no right to fool you on April 1st.

  • 18.
  • You're a B. I. T. C. H.
  • Beautiful
  • Intelligent
  • Talented
  • Cute
  • Horny
  • are you smiling now?
  • B I T C H

  • 19.
  • Kindly open this message on the 1st of next month. I know you can't wait so accept my contract for being the first fool of this year.
  • Happy All Fools' Day!

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  • 20.
  • What is the difference between a wise & a fool?
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  • A wise sends SMS & a fool keeps reading them. How many times have you read my messages? Happy April Fool!

  • 21.
  • Earth may stop rotating;
  • Birds may stop flying;
  • Candles may stop melting;
  • And hearts may stop beating.
  • But your brain will never start working. 'April Fool Day' was meant just for people like you!


  • 22.
  • April Fool is a very special day because you can lie as much as you can. Every prank is heartily accepted & no complaint shall ever be made!

  • 23.
  • Today is April Fool’s Day.
  • Believe nothing and trust no one.
  • Just like any other day.

  • 24. Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April days / April Fool.

  • 25. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
  • – Mark Twain

  • 26. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence. It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
  • – Horace

  • 27. Hey friend today is your day. So wishing you happy returns of the day...

  • 28. April Fools day is just representing what really we are on other 355 days.

  • 29. If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glasses.

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  • 30. Change Your Birthday to April 1. So that every one wish you as a fool and before going to sleep tell that they are the actual fools.

  • 31. Today’s Thought: No Human Being can touch the lower lip with his tongue.

  • 32. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

  • 33. You can always tell a real friend when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

  • 34. Don’t hurt your shy friends by fooling them. You may lose them.

  • 35. I am fool, I am a fool, I am the biggest fools, I am the world’s best fool. OK OK Calm Down. I agree that you are the best fool.

  • 36. Is quitting drinking today.... April Fools!

  • 37. If you don’t want to see an April Fool on april 1st, just break down all mirrors on your house on march 31.

  • 38. Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, shame on me.

  • 39. Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.

  • 40. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

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  • 41. Aliens have contacted the Earth, watch the news and see it.

  • 42. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

  • 43. Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.

  • 44. Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, shame on me.

  • 45. Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.

  • 46. If you don’t want to see an April Fool on april 1st, just break down all mirrors on your house on march 31.

  • 47. APRILS FOOLS DAY, so today is either going to end with me laughing or in custody :D

  • 48. For anyone who wishes not to get caught out on an April fool on FB press F13.

  • 49. Believes there is a very big difference between fooling someone, and making a fool of someone... choose wisely today

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  • 50. What if April fools day doesn't really exist and its just the longest prank in history?

  • 51. Just letting you all know I'm getting married on the 1st of April and you're all invited!

  • 52. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

  • 53. April Fools gone past, and your the biggest fool at last.

  • 54. Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one... So it's like any other day. Right!

  • 55. Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl! Its APRIL 1ST! If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL!

  • 56. This year’s biggest April Fools joke is brought to you by Mother Nature. “Here’s some warm weather, April Fools.

  • 57. The cat’s out of the bag — I was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I’m not sharing...

  • 58. Sorry peeps, but I’ve had it with Facebook. I’m shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.

  • 59.
  • April Fool's Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts)

  • (1). Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool's Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded.

  • (2). Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times.

  • (3). Change from Julian to Gregorian Calendar: Another theory attributes the origin of April Fool's Day to the change from Julian to Gregorian calendar.

  • (4). British Folklore: As per another folklore from British culture, the 13th century King used to declare every road he walked as public property.

  • (5). Stop at 12 Noon: April Fool's Day is characterized with a renewal festival celebrated by most cultures around the world such as the end of winter and the beginning of spring.

  • But did you know that according to tradition, the time for pranks and jokes must stop at 12 noon on 1 April?

  • 60. Just a friendly reminder - Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.

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  • 61.  31st March Or 1st April fool is Fool doesn't matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools :-)

  • 62. Never risk your heart to a fool, for if you do you will surely become one.

  • 63. OMG. I can’t believe I’m getting my own reality show.

  • 64. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job

  • 65. A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day.


  • 66.
  • Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
  • when conductor asked for ticket.
  • He gave Rs.10/-
  • and took the ticket and said April fool.
  • I have pass.

  • 67.
  • Fact1: You can not touch
  • your lower lip with your tongue...

  • Fact2: After reading this,
  • 99/100 idiots would try it

  • 68. The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.

  • 69. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

  • 70.
  • Your girlfriend is:
  • Smart.
  • Intelligent.
  • Sweet.
  • Talented.
  • Excellent.
  • Romantic.

  • In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :-D

  • Happy April fools day
  • 71. Someone...
  • MiSSES You...
  • Needs You...
  • Worries About You...
  • Lonely Without You...
  • Guess Who?
  • THE MONKEY IN
  • ... THE ZOO ...

  • 72.
  • This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick,
  • Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
  • The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted,
  • with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

  • 73.
  • There will come a day …
  • When everybody will, CELEBRATE:
  • YOUR NAME
  • YOUR FAME
  • YOUR PERSONALITY
  • YOUR THOUGHTS
  • YOUR VIEWS
  • But keep in mind fool comes once a year...

  • 74.
  • Just a friendly reminder on the innocent –
  • Relationships are precious,
  • not hurt them by deceiving
  • and lying on first April / Innocents.

  • 75.
  • New year, new fools.
  • But how can we ignore the old fools like you.
  • It is a highlight for you now.
  • Have a special day rocking!

  • 76.
  • A recent study has shown that
  • Fools use your thumb while reading SMS.
  • Now it is too late,
  • Not try to change her finger!
  • Try taking some ~~other~~ fool!

  • 77.
  • ~~Today, tomorrow and always
  • will be one heart
  • That there would always beat for you.
  • You know that ???
  • His own Stupid

  • 78.
  • ~~If people say your silly, be patient.
  • If they say your monkey, relax.
  • If they say your stupid, be cool
  • ~~But if they say your cool, awesome...
  • s~~lap that ass hole,  your not born to listen his jokes~~~

  • 79.
  • Since I’ve met you,
  • I’ve noticed that a friend like you is a million dollars…
  • So if you do not mind ……
  • Can I sell...

  • 80. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on ;-) :P

  • 81. It is better to keep ~~your ~~mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

  • 82. If I make a fool of ~~myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.

  • 83. You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. :-)

  • 84. When you want~~~ to fool the world, tell the truth.

  • 85. A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

  • 86.  Yes, it's true. We're packing up and moving back to (Insert previous state name here). We'll miss everyone so much!

  • 87. The cat's out of the bag -- I~~ was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I'm not sharing.

  • 88. ~~~OMG. I can't believe I'm getting my own reality show~~~

  • 89. ~~Sorry peeps, but I've had it with Facebook. I'm shutting my account off for good at the end of the day~~~

  • 90. ~~I knew all that hard work at the gym would pay off -- my size 2 jeans fit again! -- (Be prepared to gain some haters with that one~~~
  • 91. ~~~Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week~~~

  • 92.
  • Fact 1: ~~You can not touch
  • your both lips with your tongue
  • Fact 2: After reading this,
  • 99/100 idiots would try it~~

  • 93.
  • ~~Your the most CUTE persons in the world!
  • Just a second, don't ~~misunderstand~~

  • ~~~CUTE means:
  • Creating,
  • Useless,
  • Troubles,
  • Everywhere...

  • 94.
  • Love is blind
  • I agreed that love is blind
  • Because when I kiss you
  • My eyes automatically got closed

  • 95.
  • Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.
  • Women reach theirs at thirty-five.
  • Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

  • 96.
  • Please open this..
  • after two days on Wednesday.
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  • .
  • .
  • .

  • I know you can’t wait.
  • So Congrats.
  • You are the 1st FOOL of 2015.
  • Happy April Fool in Advance..

  • 97.
  • “You can fool all the people some of the time,
  • and some of the people all the time,
  • but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”

  • 98. A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for friends.

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