- Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
- dont call me Papa
- After some days.......
- father: how is your result?
- Son: Sorry Zaheer sb
- The King, queen & chess
- Chess says everything
- about husband and wife.
- The King has to take things one step at a time,
- while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
- Throw Butter
- Why did Bubbli throw a butter
- Out of the window?
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- Cause Bubbli wanted to see
- Butterfly
- Message of the year
- Message of the year:-
- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
- Why? Very simple...
- A woman does not have a wife..!!!
- Keep in touch
- The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
- do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
- from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
- so keep in touch :-)
- Girls look beautiful because....
- Why do girls look beautiful?
- is it real or due to make up?
- all false
- Girls look beautiful because CONTINUE READING →
- Santa's sexy wife
- 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
- Banta: What does your wife look like?
- Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
- fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
- Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
- The taste of Oranges
- The walk in Frost
- The Golden sunlight
- The beauty of Autumn colors
- The magic of wet red leaves...
- "Happy Slow Arrival of Winter"
- MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI
- Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
- Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,
- Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
- Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,
- Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
- Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,
- Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
- Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,
- Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
- Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,
- Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
- Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,
- Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
- Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
- A famous inspirational speaker said:
- "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
- Audience was in shock and silence..
- He added: "she was my mother"
- A big round of applause & laughter!
- A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
- After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
- "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
- standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
- by the time he gained his senses,
- he was on a hospital bed,
- recovering from burns of boiling water!
- Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
- Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai.
- Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai..
- khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai.,
- Himmat to dekho hamari...
- Response aata nehi fir bhi sms kiye jate hai....
- Behavior before and after marriage
- If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
- half the divorces won't take place..
- On the other hand,
- If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
- half the marriages won't take place ;)
- Want to surprise your girlfriend?
- Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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- Introduce her to your wife :p
- Students r not cheaters
- Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
- >
- >
- 'Student are not Cheaters
- we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
- Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
- 1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
- Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
- teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
- Kyu aa gai na (smile)
- Pretty or Ugly ?
- Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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- Bf : You Are Both
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- Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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- Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
- Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!
- Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
- and will love his wife more.
- A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
- and will love his 1st wife more.
- A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
- and will love his girlfriends more.
- An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
- and he still loves his mummy more.
- New Generation
- Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha
- 1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi
- Bacha bola:
- Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?
- A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
- A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
- itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
- Sardar bhag k train mein charha
- or
- apni wife se bola
- jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
- U r so cute and dashing
- Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
- Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
- Coz
- U r so Cute & Dashing..
- 4
- more
- JOKES
- recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
- Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
- Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
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- Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
- If Every Boy Wants You..!
- Always Remember,
- Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
- LOVE YOUR HUSBAND
- When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
- He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks.
- Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females.
- He is just checking that you are still the best.
- Love him if he criticize your cooking.
- He is still improving his taste.
- Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
- He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
- Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday.
- He is saving money for future.
- Love him Because...
- You don't have a Choice...
- and killing is a legal offense
- Ganjay uchal rahay thay
- Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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- Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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- Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)
- Your teeths r like stars
- Boy: your teeth are like the stars
- Girl: awww ... Thanks
- Are they that much pretty ?
- Boy: no, far away from each other.
- If u were my husband / wife
- If you were my husband,
- I would poison your coffee
- If you were my wife
- I would drink it.
- Latifa kisey kehtey hain
- Aik pagal dosre pagal se:
- Latifa kisey kehtey hain
- Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko
- Chand lamho ki zindagi hai
- Chand lamho ki zindagi hai,
- Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
- Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
- Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.
- Kaam kaam kaam
- Kaam kaam kaam
- 10 to 5 tak kaam
- uske baad ek shaam
- ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam
- ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam
- to bhool jao kaam
- Tring Tring Tring.
- Tring Tring Tring.
- Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
- Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
- Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
- idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
- Golden Rule:-
- 'To be happy with a man,
- love him little and understand him a lot.
- To be happy with a woman,
- love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
- U and ur feelings
- You And Your Feelings
- Are Important To Your
- Friends
- Till
- They Are Single
- A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS
- Dedicated to STEVE JOBS
- A for apple.
- B for bada apple.
- C for chhota apple.
- D for dusra apple.
- E for ek aur apple.
- F for fokat ka apple.
- G for gol apple.
- H for hazar apple.
- I for itney saarey apple?
- J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple.
- K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple.
- L for lena padhega tumko apple.
- M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple.
- N for naa nahi kehtey kyun key yeh hai apple.
- O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple.
- P for pet bhar Ke khaao apple.
- Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple.
- R for roz khaao tum apple.
- S for sehetmand rahoge agar khaaogey tum apple.
- T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple.
- U for udhaar ke nahi hai yeh apple.
- V for very tasty hai yeh apple.
- W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple.
- X for X'mas mein bhi khane padenge apple.
- Y for yoon na chehra phero dekhkey apple
- Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple............
- A man received an unknown call..
- A man received an unknown call..
- Girl : hello do you have a gf??
- Man : no, who are you darling?
- Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
- Again man got a call
- Girl : do u have a gf??
- Man : yes darling
- Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
- Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
- Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...
- Man : wtf..... :-P:-D
- Habbit of talking in sleep
- A Lady to Doctor:
- My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
- Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
- Marry someone who can cook
- Marry Someone Who Can COOK
- LOVE Fades,
- HUNGER Doesn’t
- :-P
- A Last - Night Study ...
- A last minute SIX
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- A last minute GOAL
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- A last minute MOVE
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- often wins the GAME!
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- That's why we are still confident that...
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- "A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" !
- Pizza always confuses us
- PIZZA always confuses us:
- It comes in Square box,
- When u open it's Round,
- When u start eating it's Triangle
- Life is also like Pizza..
- Looks something,
- Appears something
- &
- Tastes something...)
- Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
- Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,
- Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
- Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai��.
- A Student Service Msg...!
- If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
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- Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
- A Student Service Msg...!
- Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
- M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
- Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
- Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
- Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
- U don;t know sumthing?
- U don;t know sumthing?
- Google it !
- U don't know sumone?
- Facebook it !
- You don't find sumthing?
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- MUMMY !! :D
- Sum things, nevr change.. :)
- Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja
- Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
- Chalo sit stand kro
- <@>
- Y
- .IL
- <@>
- <>
- <@>
- Y
- .IL
- <@>
- <>
- <@>
- Y
- .IL
- Chalo bus karo ainda
- SMS kertay rehna.
- Baap ki tarifain
- Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
- 1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
- 2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
- 3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
- mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
- muh me dal lete hain aur
- stove par baith jaate hai.....
- Whom women listens carefully
- The only person to whom
- women listens carefully
- is a photographer .. :p
- By expecting a negative answer,
- Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
- To satisfy his girl,
- the boy reply a negative answer:
- "Nothing of these, I haven't done."
- Medicine to forget love
- "True love comes only 1 time with 1 person.
- If it comes for the second time,
- it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!!!" :-)
- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era
- - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era-
- Sweet Heart,
- I Want To Spend The
- Rest Of My Battery Life
- With You
- Men are like bank accounts.
- Men are like bank accounts.
- Without a lot of money
- they don't generate
- a lot of interest.
- Mobile texting with a low battery
- Mobile Texting With 3% Battery
- Is A Lot Like The Band Playing
- While
- Titanic Sank
- Alphabetic advice for you
- Alphabetic advice for you:
- A B C
- Avoid Boring Company..
- D E F
- Don't Entertain Fools..
- G H I
- Go for High Ideas .
- J K L M
- Just Keep a friend like ME..
- N O P
- Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
- Q R S
- Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
- T U V
- Tune Urself for ur Victory..
- W X Y Z
- We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life
- Side effect of excess study
- Side effect of excess study :p
- A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
- He Wanted To See The Menu
- But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
- He Asked Waiter,
- "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
- Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."
- Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"
- Boy: "No, Two Faced"
- Millions Of People Write Love Letters.
- Millions of people write love letters.
- But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
- Just imagine how lucky i m!
- Great words said by
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- ** dust bin **
- Most unfulfilled desire ..
- The most unfulfilled desire
- Of all science students is
- A bomb should have
- Fallen instead of
- An apple on newton!
- nur machli ya mada
- aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
- ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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- Click here for answer
- CONTINUE READING →
- If marriages are made in heaven
- Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
- than what are made in Hell?
- Answer: The days after marriage!
- Everybody makes mistakes in this world
- In this world everybody makes mistakes...
- But
- Only girlfriend, wife n boss have
- the gifted talent of finding them,
- remembering them n reminding them
- Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..
- Interesting Definitions
- SCHOOL;
- A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays
- Life Insurnce;
- A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich
- Doctor;
- A person who kills Ur ills by pills
- & kills U by bills
- Mariage;
- It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
- & a woman gains her Master
- Smile;
- A curve that can set a lot of things straight
- Atom Bomb;
- An invention to end all inventions.
- Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
- someone for their MISTAKE.
- CONTINUE READING →
- Save treed on paper
- Definition of Human being by a philosopher:
- A creature that cuts trees
- and makes paper,
- and on those papers
- writes
- "SAVE TREES"
- Degrees of girls!
- Degrees of girls!
- B.A.-Beautiful Angel
- B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
- B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
- B.Com-Beautiful Communication
- M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
- Meri tarah perfect
- I never forget my sincere friends
- when i see some faults in them
- i keep patient & just realize that
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- "ab har koi meri terha perfect
- tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
- Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook
- Dear Guys,
- May your life be as awesome
- as you pretend it is on
- Facebook __ :-D
- Dear Girls,
- May your life not be as bad
- as you pretend it is on
- Facebook __ :-P
- What was the first thing
- Lawyer: �What was the first thing your husband
- said to you when he woke that morning?�
- Witness: �He said, Where am I, Cathy?�
- Lawyer: �And why did that upset you?�
- Witness: �My name is Susan.�
- Nice smelling mosquitoes repellent
- Dear Technology,
- Its 2014 and we still don’t
- have a perfume/body-spray
- that smells nice and repels
- mosquitoes.
- I am really disappointed :-(
- Read each word Reversely
- Read each word Reversely:
- A'
- suomaF
- rotcoD
- dloT
- eM
- tahT
- ylnO
- latneM
- stneitaP
- evaH
- ehT
- tnelaT
- oT
- daeR
- $M$
- revenehW
- stI
- nettirW
- '...ylesreveR
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