Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'!
Girl: Well, I guess you pick~ let me kiss you?
Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
===================================
Pappu to his girlfriend, ~"Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven."
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
===================================
The moon was shining brightly.
"Dear, give me a kiss," said Pappu to his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: But I'v~e never kissed a man.
Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I!
===================================
Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading!
===================================
Pappu: Guddi, you remind me of of brown sugar.
Guddi: How come Pappu?
Pappu: You're so sweet and so unrefined!
===================================
Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady.
Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?
Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
===================================
Teacher says to Pappu, In Algebra A = B & B = C. It means A = C.
Now give a relevant example.
Pappu: Sir, I love You and You love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter!
===================================
Pappu: There are an aw~ful lot of girls who don't want to get married.
Bunty: How do you know?
Pappu: I've asked them!
===================================
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
===================================
Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth.
Pappu: If you marry me, y~ou wouldn't be taking that risk!
==================================
Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why?
Girlfriend: No; I can'~t think.
Pappu: That's why!
===================================
Pappu: I am really fed up.
Bunty: What's the matter?
Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!
===================================
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: She says I'm childish.
Bunty: So how did you cope up?
Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away!
===================================
Jeeto: Son, how are your grades i~n the last exams?
Pappu: Mom, what's important is that we have our health!
===================================
Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM.
Bunty: So she agreed.~
Pappu: No... she said "some other time may be". So I said - How about 7 PM?
===================================
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?
Pappu: See my cheeks~, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you.
Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho?
Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!
===================================
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make~ any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
===================================
Pappu was~ following a girl.
Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you.
Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!
===================================
Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts, you can ask me.
Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed?
===================================
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Pappu: 2 Books.
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Pappu: 4 Books.
Teache~r: 61,789 Books + 23,678 Books?
Pappu: LIBRARY!
===================================
Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6?
Bunty: No~ girlfriend!
Pappu: No Audi A6!
===================================
Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes.
Bunty: Yeah, quite right.
Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!
===================================
Bunty: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Pappu: Pinch the waitress!
===================================
Jeeto to her son, "~Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers."
Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!
===================================
Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now?
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: It does? D~epends on what?
Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!
===================================
Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage.
Bunty: That's the ~wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on.
Pappu: That's my girl!
===================================
Pappu: Mom, I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin.
Jeeto: A pin! Don't you know that's dangerous. It can give you septic.
Pappu: Oh no, Mom! I used a safety pin!
===================================
A confectioner leaned over the counter and yelled at Pappu who stood close to the candy jars:
"Are you trying to steal the candies, boy?"
"No - no, sir", Pappu faltered.
"I'm trying' not to!"
===================================
Teacher: If I saw a man bea~ting a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Pappu: Brotherly love!
===================================
Teacher: In which countries ~are elephants found?
Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost!
===================================
Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu, don't talk with your mouth full.
Pappu: But, mummy, what a~m I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty, you always say, Pappu, go on with your dinner!
===================================
Pappu: I'm through with that girl.
Bunty: Oh, why?
Pappu: She aske~d me if I danced.
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me!
===================================
Teacher: It has nine eyes, th~ree noses, four mouths and six pair of ears. What is it?
Pappu: Ugly!
===================================
Pappu: Papa, how do th~ey catch lunatics?
Santa: With lipstick, beautiful dresses and pretty smiles!
===================================
Santa: Who gave y~ou that black eye?
Pappu: Nobody - I had to fight for it!
===================================
Pappu: What~ would I have to give you for one little kiss?
Girl: Chloroform!
===================================
Teacher: I wish y~ou'd pay a little attention.
Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can!
===================================
Teacher: Count from 1-10.
Pappu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Teacher: What about '6'?
Pappu: I heard Papa telling M~ama while reading the newspaper that "6 die in road accident"!
===================================
Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie?
Preeto: No, darling~, why do you ask?
Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!
===================================
Teacher: Pappu, if your father could save Rs 10,000 a month for 4 months, what would he have?
Pappu: A new~ iPhone for me!
Girl: Well, I guess you pick~ let me kiss you?
Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
===================================
Pappu to his girlfriend, ~"Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven."
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
===================================
The moon was shining brightly.
"Dear, give me a kiss," said Pappu to his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: But I'v~e never kissed a man.
Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I!
===================================
Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading!
===================================
Pappu: Guddi, you remind me of of brown sugar.
Guddi: How come Pappu?
Pappu: You're so sweet and so unrefined!
===================================
Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady.
Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?
Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
===================================
Teacher says to Pappu, In Algebra A = B & B = C. It means A = C.
Now give a relevant example.
Pappu: Sir, I love You and You love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter!
===================================
Pappu: There are an aw~ful lot of girls who don't want to get married.
Bunty: How do you know?
Pappu: I've asked them!
===================================
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
===================================
Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth.
Pappu: If you marry me, y~ou wouldn't be taking that risk!
==================================
Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why?
Girlfriend: No; I can'~t think.
Pappu: That's why!
===================================
Pappu: I am really fed up.
Bunty: What's the matter?
Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!
===================================
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: She says I'm childish.
Bunty: So how did you cope up?
Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away!
===================================
Jeeto: Son, how are your grades i~n the last exams?
Pappu: Mom, what's important is that we have our health!
===================================
Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM.
Bunty: So she agreed.~
Pappu: No... she said "some other time may be". So I said - How about 7 PM?
===================================
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?
Pappu: See my cheeks~, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you.
Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho?
Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!
===================================
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make~ any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
===================================
Pappu was~ following a girl.
Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you.
Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!
===================================
Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts, you can ask me.
Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed?
===================================
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Pappu: 2 Books.
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Pappu: 4 Books.
Teache~r: 61,789 Books + 23,678 Books?
Pappu: LIBRARY!
===================================
Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6?
Bunty: No~ girlfriend!
Pappu: No Audi A6!
===================================
Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes.
Bunty: Yeah, quite right.
Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!
===================================
Bunty: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Pappu: Pinch the waitress!
===================================
Jeeto to her son, "~Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers."
Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!
===================================
Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now?
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: It does? D~epends on what?
Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!
===================================
Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage.
Bunty: That's the ~wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on.
Pappu: That's my girl!
===================================
Pappu: Mom, I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin.
Jeeto: A pin! Don't you know that's dangerous. It can give you septic.
Pappu: Oh no, Mom! I used a safety pin!
===================================
A confectioner leaned over the counter and yelled at Pappu who stood close to the candy jars:
"Are you trying to steal the candies, boy?"
"No - no, sir", Pappu faltered.
"I'm trying' not to!"
===================================
Teacher: If I saw a man bea~ting a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Pappu: Brotherly love!
===================================
Teacher: In which countries ~are elephants found?
Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost!
===================================
Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu, don't talk with your mouth full.
Pappu: But, mummy, what a~m I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty, you always say, Pappu, go on with your dinner!
===================================
Pappu: I'm through with that girl.
Bunty: Oh, why?
Pappu: She aske~d me if I danced.
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me!
===================================
Teacher: It has nine eyes, th~ree noses, four mouths and six pair of ears. What is it?
Pappu: Ugly!
===================================
Pappu: Papa, how do th~ey catch lunatics?
Santa: With lipstick, beautiful dresses and pretty smiles!
===================================
Santa: Who gave y~ou that black eye?
Pappu: Nobody - I had to fight for it!
===================================
Pappu: What~ would I have to give you for one little kiss?
Girl: Chloroform!
===================================
Teacher: I wish y~ou'd pay a little attention.
Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can!
===================================
Teacher: Count from 1-10.
Pappu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Teacher: What about '6'?
Pappu: I heard Papa telling M~ama while reading the newspaper that "6 die in road accident"!
===================================
Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie?
Preeto: No, darling~, why do you ask?
Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!
===================================
Teacher: Pappu, if your father could save Rs 10,000 a month for 4 months, what would he have?
Pappu: A new~ iPhone for me!
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