Latest Office and Work SMS Message2017

1. Everybody says~ Engineering is so easy
2. that it is just like walking in a park!
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4. But only Engi~neers know that..
5. park is called Jurassic Park..!!
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7. Happy Engineers Day
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10. Umar ki ra~ah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
11. Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
12. Sochta hoon kaam~ kar kar ke Record tod dun,
13. Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
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16. Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.
17. Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!
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19. Even after 17 years service.
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21. That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance..
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24. Yes papa!
25. Private~ job.
26. Yes papa!
27. Lot of tension..
28. Yes papa!
29. Too much work..
30. Yes papa!
31. Fam~ily life..
32. No papa!
33. Bp-sugar..
34. High papa!
35. Yearly bonus..
36. Joke papa!
37. Monthly pay..
38. Low papa!
39. Personal life..
40. Lost papa!
41. Weekly off!
42. ha! ha! ha!
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45. Boss to worker: Tumne is saal
46. 
    
47. Mehnat s~e kam kai,
48. 
    
49. Islie 5000 ka Bonus
50. 
    
51. Cheque de raha Hu..
52. 
    
53. Agar isi Ta~ra kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga. 😆
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56. Employee: Sir Shirt Mast lag rhi hai aap pr wink emoticon
57. 
    
58. Boss: Chhutti nahi milegi tumhe!
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64. Employee: Sirf Shirt hi acchi hai, muh waisa hi hai kutte !!
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66. Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
67. shayri employ chhutti nahi
68. sms for Monday office shayri
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71. 
    
72. Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo,
73. Usko kal tak ra~kho.. Kya pata..
74. Us kaam ko.. karne ki jarurat hi na pade!
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76. Frustrated Employee
77. Boss: k~aha gaye the
78. Employee: bal katwane
79. Boss: Office hours me?
80. Employee:~ bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai
81. Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
82. Employee: ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu..
83. jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!
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86. Heights of Feka-Feki:
87. 
    
88. Interviewer: Why Did U Leave Ur Last job?
89. 
    
90. Candidate: T~he Company Shifted Their 0ffice &
91. Didn’t Tell Me Where it is…!!
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94. Biwi ko din me karoge to wo sust rahegi,
95. Sham ko ka~roge to chust rahegi
96. Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
97. Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,
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99. ‘Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call’ 😀
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101. 
     
102. Excellent Inspiring Message:
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104. A Businessman who lost everything in a fire
105. placed a Sign Board:
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107. Everything burnt but luckily
108. faith & confidence
109. undamaged.
110. Business starts tomorrow.
111. BEST MSG
112. Superb Attitude for Life!
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115. A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
116. She sent hi~m a ‘Thank you note’ by email.
117. 
     
118. Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.
119. 
     
120. The email said:
121. Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.
122. It has extra o~rdinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.
123. I loved its perfect size and grip.
124. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot
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126. Moral: A ‘space’ is an essential part of English grammar.
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128. Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
129. double meaning husband wife jokes
130. good night wife hindi sms
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133. Do not keep all your work for tomorrow,
134. always remember
135. you can also do it the day after tomorrow..
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140. Be lazy, Think crazy.
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142. Search Term~s for SMS & Shayari:
143. office sayari
144. job hindi sms
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148.  
149. U May Be Busy,
150. U May Be Engaged
151. With Lot~s Of Works.
152. Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.
153. Atleast For 1 min
154. Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur’s
155. Is Waiting 4Ur SMS.
156. Missing u
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158. Most successful men have not achieved
159. their distinction by having some new talent
160. or opportun~ity presented to them.
161. They have developed the opportunity that was at hand.
162. Good Morning
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164. Month end story.
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166. A thief broke into my room.
167. He started searching for money.
168. I woke up & started searching with him. 😀
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171. A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office
172. ‘Am I l~ooking young in this new outfit?’
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174. Santa: Take this also off,
175. you’ll look like a new-born!  😀
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178. Boss: Tumari Ability?
179. Lady secretary :-
180. Young hu,
181. Dynamic hu,
182. Sincere hu,
183. Honest hu,
184. Hardworking hu,
185. Qualified hu,
186. Experienced hu,
187. Deserving hu,
188. Typing janti hu,
189. File sahi rakhti hu,
190. Compu~ter me expert hu,
191. Thoda accounts b janti hu,
192. 
     
193. Boss: Aur kuch..?
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195. Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu,
196. Copper T ~lagayi hai,
197. 7 positions aati hain,
198. 69 me Expert hu,
199. Aur
200. Sabse Zaruri Baat ke
201. Apne flat mein akeli rehti hu..!
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203. Boss: Bas kar Pagli, Ab kya joinning ke Din he Promotion legi..!
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206. New thought..
207. Maut aur Mohabbat to sirf naam se hi badnaam hai..
208. Varna, taqleef to sabse zyada
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212. Naukri hi deti hai.
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214. Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
215. www comedy sms com
216. maut shayari
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219. IN 2018
220. 
     
221. Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam p~e kuch de de.
222. Engineer: Ye le meri B.Tech ki degree rakh le.
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224. Bhikari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.Tech ki rakh le.
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227. 
     
228. A junior in a~n office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes!
229. 
     
230. Boss shouted : Do you know whom you’re talking to ?!
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232. Junior: no!
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234. Boss: I’m the boss of this office.
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236. Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
237. 
     
238. Boss: No!
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240. Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)!!
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243. If there is some work which
244. you think you are not able to finish,
245. 
     
246. imagine every day for few minutes
247. that you have successfully finished the work..
248. 
     
249. Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
250. hard working sms
251. smsjokes4u category funny shayari
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254. The ones ~who say
255. “You can’t”
256. and
257. “You won’t”
258. are probably the ones that are scared that you will..
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260. Confidence Doesn’t come when you have All the answers..
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262. But,
263. It comes when you are ready to Face all the problems..!!
264. ~
265. Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
266. shayari in hindi on office
267. confidence doesnt come when you know all the answers
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270. Don’t see others doing better than you,
271. Beat your own records everyday because,
272. Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF.
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275. Purani soch: Karo ya Maro.
276. Nai soch: Marne se Phle kuch karo!
277. Ekdam Nai soch: Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete maro mat!
278. Hamari Soch: Koi Bataega Sala karna kya hai?
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281. INTENTION
282. kitna bhi achchha ho…
283. duniya PRESENTATION dekhti hai.
284. aur..
285. PRESENTATION
286. kitna b~hi achchha ho,
287. uparwala INTENTION dekhta hai.
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290. 3 signs that the person is working in the corporate world.
291. 
     
292. 1. Stressed
293. 2. Depressed
294. 3. Still Well Dressed!!
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297. Bill gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is Richest man.
298. Einstein n~ever did Sarswati pooja but hewas most Intelligent.
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300. Belive in WORK Not in LUCK
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304. 3 Important Philosophies:
305. 1) Ability can never remain hidden.
306. 2) No injury is deeper than insult.
307. 3) The start of tension is the end of talent..!
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310. Don’t focus on making it there,
311. focus on how~ long you STAY there!
312. Just reaching it isn’t enough,
313. stay at the top!!
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316. Bangalore to Mangalore 120 kms,
317. Mangalor~e to Bangalore 120 kms,
318. Monday to Sunday 6 days,
319. Sunday to Monday 1 day?
320. This is Cheating
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323. 2 things r Extremely difficult
324. -To plant ur idea in someone’s head
325. -To plant someone’s money in ur own pocket
326. The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
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329. Successful people Can’t relax in chairs
330. They relax in work.
331. They Sleep with a dream,
332. Awake with commitment+work towards GOAL.
333. That’s Spirit of Life
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336. New Version of Old Dialogue:
337. Mere Paas Facebook Hai
338. Twitter Hai
339. Orkut Hai
340. Tumhare Pas Kya Hai?
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342. Smart Boy ~Answer:
343. Mere Paas “KAAM DHANDA” hai!
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346. Japanese Proverb:
347. “If 1 can do, U too can do, if none can do, U must do”.
348. 
     
349. INDIAN concept:
350. “If 1 can d~o, Let him do. If none can do, how can I do”
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353. Interviewer: What is Recession?
354. Candidate:
355. When ‘Wine & Women’ get replaced by ‘Water & Wife’,
356. That Critical Phase of Life is called Recession!!
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359. 2 things define your success in life.
360. The way u manage when u have nothing
361. &
362. The way u behave when u have everything
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364. Success is a Vehicle Which Moves On a Wheel Named-
365. SMART WORK
366. But
367. The Journey is Impossible Without The Fuel Named-
368. SELF CONFIDENCE
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371. All successful ~& unsuccessful people have 1 thing in common
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373. 24 HRS A DAY
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375. Its how u use them that makes the difference
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378. A line said by a friend 2 his friend
379. after both ~got busy in their livz
380. &
381. didn’t contact each other
382. Missed ur smile a lot
383. but
384. I missed my own smile more
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386. Man- Among My 4 Sons 3 are MBAs
387. Friend- 4th?
388. Man- He Didnt Study & Became A Barber
389. Friend:
390. Why Dont U Throw Him Out?
391. Man- Woi To GHAR Ka Kharcha Chala Raha Hai 😀
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394. “Success means what Better we have in Life.
395. But,
396. A Successful person means how many Lives r Better bcoz of him.”
397. Good Morning
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400. People may not believe what u say!
401. But, they wil~l always believe what u done!
402. So prove ur excellence in action better than in words
403. Have a Nice day
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406. Thought of d day:
407. Don’t mix ur words with ur mood bcoz,
408. U will have many options to change the mood
409. but
410. U will never get any option to replace the spoken words
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413. “Working Towards Success Will Make You A Master,
414. 
     
415. But
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417. Working Towards Satisfaction Makes you A Legend”.
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420. Thinki~ng of Indians
421. Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi,
422. Sarkari School me padhna nahi,
423. Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi,
424. Mager
425. Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA :)
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428. Height of pressure in Private companies.
429. Company ka E~mployee Toilet Gaya,
430. Andar jakr Baitha, Samne Diwar pe Likha Tha
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433. Definition of a Holiday:
434. A Holiday is a~ Day when a Man stops doing what His Boss wants & starts doing what His Wife wants..!!
435. Have a Nice Weekend 😀
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438. Injury+Friend = Medicine
439. lon~ely+Friend = Company
440. Death+Friend = Life
441. Tears+Friend = Smile
442. A way+Friend = Goal
443. In Short
444. Nothing+friend = EVERYTHING :)
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447. Mind Blowing words Don’t share ur Top secrets with anyone..
448. Bcoz~ if u urself cant keep ur secrets then don’t expect sumbody else 2 keep it…!!
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450. In my life i learned
451. How 2 love,
452. How 2 smile,
453. How c be happy,
454. How 2 b strong,
455. How 2 work hard..
456. But I didn’t learn how 2 forget a frnd like u
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458. Utilize 5 chances b4 5 stages in life.
459. – Youth b4 ~old age.
460. – Health b4 disease.
461. – Wealth b4 poverty.
462. – Free time b4 work.
463. – Life b4 death.
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466. Desire wakes U2 work.
467. Anger~ makes U2 achieve.
468. Poverty pushes U2 earn.
469. Problems keep U alert.
470. Its just+ve attitude dat makes d life Cheerful
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473. Funda of life
474. “Dont ever try to convince Urself that any work is impossible…
475. Bcoz the word impossible itself says…
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477. I’M possible! :)
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480. 7 tips to be happy in life
481. -never~ be late
482. -don’t cheat!
483. -live simple!
484. -expect little!
485. -work mo~re!
486. -always smile! :)
487. -never break good relations
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490. HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
491. 
     
492. 1. Open~ a new file in your PC.
493. 2. Name it ” Boss ”
494. 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
495. 4. Empt 😀
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498. HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
499. 
     
500. 1. Open a~ new file in your PC.
501. 2. Name it ” Boss ”
502. 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
503. 4. Empt