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- Pappu: My neighbour loves t~he music I play.
- Bunty: What makes you think so?
- Pappu: Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!
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- Maths teacher to P~appu, "If you had Rupees 1000 in one pocket and Rupees 1000 in the other pocket, what would you sum up?
- Pappu: Whose pant is it?
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- Santa entered Pappu's room and found him asleep on his books, looking tired of exam studies.
- He walked closer to him, played with~ his hair softly, sweetly and BAAAANG!!! slapped his face... and said,
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- "Last seen on Whatsapp 2 minutes ago"!
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- Santa: How did you fare in the final exam?
- Pappu: Totally under water.
- Santa: ~What do you mean?
- Pappu: All below 'C' level!
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- Teacher: What do you w~ant to be when you grow up?
- Pappu: I want to be a millionaire, just like my dad.
- Teacher: Wow, your da~d's a millionaire?
- Pappu: No, but he always wanted to be one!
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- Jeeto: Yesterday, there were ~two chocolate cakes in the box and now there's only one. Why?
- Pappu: It was so dark in the room that I didn't see the other one!
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- Pappu: A very frightening~ woman comes in my nightmares and scares the hell out of me.
- Nirmal Baba: Stop watching Lady Gaga music videos, Kripa Ho Jaye gi!
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- Pappu: You're like a drug to me.
- Girlfriend: Because ~you're hooked to me?
- Pappu: No. Because you're ruining my life!
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- Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter...
- Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap~ Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!
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- Pappu and Bunty were fighting after an exam.
- Sir: Why ar~e you fighting?
- Pappu: This fool left the answer sheet blank.
- Sir: So what?
- Pappu: Even I did the same thing; now teacher will think that we both copied!
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- Pappu: Look into m~y eyes, you see something?
- Girlfriend: I see true love...
- Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
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- Teacher: In 1940, what ~were the Poles doing in Russia?
- Pappu: Holdin' up the telephone lines!
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- Teacher: You haven't listened to a word I've said. Are you having trouble hearing?
- Pappu: No, ma'm. I'~m having trouble listening!
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- Santa: What's going on at neighbours?
- Pappu: It's someone's birthday.
- Santa: Whose?
- Pappu: Tu~yu's!
- Santa: Tuyu?
- Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"
- PAPPU / SANTA~BANTA 79
- Pappu: Dad, I want an iPhone 5.
- Santa: Look at my hand... how many fingers I have?
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- Teacher: As a result of "Global warming", our next generation will not able to see 'Tigers'.
- Pappu: So what do we do? We never complain that we don't see 'Dinosaurs'!
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- Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
- Girl: That is unfortu~nate.
- Pappu: What did you say?
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- Jeeto: Why did you p~ut a frog in your sister's bed?
- Pappu: I couldn't find a spider!
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- Pappu: I read someth~ing the other day that made me piss myself.
- Bunty: What was it?
- Pappu: It was a sign that said, "Bathroom closed"!
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- Teacher: Who was Akbar?
- Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
- Teacher: Wha~t? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
- Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
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- Pappu: Why do couples ho~ld hands during their wedding?
- Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
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- Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.
- Bunty: So what did ~you do?
- Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
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- Pappu: My gir~lfriend is like iPhone 6?
- Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market.
- Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched!
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- Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
- Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
- Santa: Good news first?
- Pappu: I passed th~e exams.
- Santa: And the bad news?
- Pappu: The good news is wrong!
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- Jeeto to her son, P~appu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"
- Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
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- Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.
- Bunty: Wh~y?
- Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
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- Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night.
- Bunty: How can you say that?
- Pappu: When I turned it up, they in~vited the police to listen to it!
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- One day in class, the teacher ass~igned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!
- All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
- Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
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- Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?
- Pappu: So that the m~osquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
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- Santa: Look~ at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams.
- Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her
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